Matt Lauer was my first thought. Problem is that there are actually several 'wholesome' tv hosts. Anyone who hosts a morning show or harmless game show would qualify really.
As many jobs as Ryan Seacrest has he probably is the one who needs it the most.
Howie Mandel used to do sooooo much coke in the 80's. He used to get it from a guy in San Diego "Bro", who lived in the "pink palace". It's no wonder he has heart problems now.
How about one of the semi-living like Regis Philbin?
Let's go for broke with Joey Bishop, Mr Hung Jury "Member" Johnny Carson, or perhaps Tom Snyder. Even better, Ed Sullivan and a really big toke, oops shooo!!!
Hey Enty, about some juicy gossip about Hollywood's HUNG JURY. You be Miss Rona to my Joyce Haber?
Looking over the comments, cause I'm in working on a Friday night (ok, not working so much this very second), I am so with the Al Roker guess. I just really want it to be him. How great would that be??? Al Roker on a coke-fueled bender. Classic.
I'm with everyone who said Regis Philbin. I mean seriously, if I was there and it was Regis, I'd shit myself. No one else that's been mentioned would shock me.
Seacrest. Just because he is the Affleck of TV hosts.
ReplyDeleteTom Bergeron? He's the only one I can think of as wholesome who's show isn't scummy in SOME way.
ReplyDeleteTom Bergeron?
ReplyDeletehow many coke blind items are these folks gonna do? gee whiz already...
ReplyDeleteConan O'Brien? God I'd hate to see him all wired on cocaine.
ReplyDeletelol@affleck comment
ReplyDeletejeff probst?
ReplyDeleteJay Leno?
ReplyDeletewhat about drew carey on price is right?
ReplyDeleteHowie Mandel?
ReplyDeleteDr. Phil?
ReplyDeleteAl Roker?
Matt Lauer was my first thought. Problem is that there are actually several 'wholesome' tv hosts. Anyone who hosts a morning show or harmless game show would qualify really.
ReplyDeleteAs many jobs as Ryan Seacrest has he probably is the one who needs it the most.
Jimmy Fallon?
ReplyDeleteI'll take "Who would you most like to burn a fattie with?" for $100, Alex.
ReplyDeleteYeah, this is too vague to guess at. I wish everyone gave clues like Ted C, though the language sometimes...Oy.
ReplyDeleteRegis. Gotta be Regis.
ReplyDeleteOh, please God, let this be Dr. Phil *LOL*.
ReplyDeleteMartha Stewart. A light dusting on top of your freshly baked madeleines... it's a good thing.
ReplyDeleteEllen
ReplyDeleteHowie Mandel used to do sooooo much coke in the 80's. He used to get it from a guy in San Diego "Bro", who lived in the "pink palace". It's no wonder he has heart problems now.
ReplyDeleteAny thoughts on Mario Lopez?
ReplyDeleteKelly Ripa?
ReplyDeleteArt Linkletter
ReplyDeleteDear Baby Jesus,
ReplyDeletePlease let this be Billy Bush.
Jax
Kelly Ripa is the first person who came to mind...
ReplyDeleteArt Linkletter.....wha?
ReplyDeleteHow about one of the semi-living like Regis Philbin?
Let's go for broke with Joey Bishop, Mr Hung Jury "Member" Johnny Carson, or perhaps Tom Snyder. Even better, Ed Sullivan and a really big toke, oops shooo!!!
Hey Enty, about some juicy gossip about Hollywood's HUNG JURY. You be Miss Rona to my Joyce Haber?
Mario Lopez is the first name that came into my mind.
ReplyDeleteDude, Art Linkletter's alive. He's in his late 90s. It was a joke. Sorry you missed it.
ReplyDeleteMr. Rogers
ReplyDelete(Yes, I know he's dead, dammit!)
(Also, I can't begin to imagine Regis on coke. He's crazy enough already...)
i know I know it's ..........
ReplyDeleteDonny Osmond!!!! Well, he did host Miss America.....
I like the Mario Lopez guess.
ReplyDeleteThe Kelly Ripa guess is my guess.
ReplyDeleteIt can't be Ellen or Kelly: "he pulled out a baggie"
ReplyDeleteI thought he kicked. Gossipmongers write the dumbest things.
ReplyDeleteIt can't be Ellen or Kelly: "he pulled out a baggie"
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Ummmmm, why can't it be Ellen?
LOL
I like Jax's guess.
ReplyDeleteDamn it, it better not be Bergeron. He's my older guy crush.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Alex Trebek for the win.
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, wrong game show lingo.
wait. just a thought.....
ReplyDeleteMark Wahlberg. Antiques Road Show.
You can't convict a guy for hosting Temptation Island, can you?
Looking over the comments, cause I'm in working on a Friday night (ok, not working so much this very second), I am so with the Al Roker guess. I just really want it to be him. How great would that be??? Al Roker on a coke-fueled bender. Classic.
ReplyDeleteAnd people wonder why I love you so much, Jax.
ReplyDeletei like the drew carey guess cuz he's got that chubby no coke look
ReplyDeleteplease let this be tom bergeron! you just know that guy knows how to party
ReplyDeleteI'm with everyone who said Regis Philbin. I mean seriously, if I was there and it was Regis, I'd shit myself. No one else that's been mentioned would shock me.
ReplyDeleteIs Billy Bush really wholesome? He's a lecherous drunk, isn't he?
ReplyDeleteMatt Lauer? Might shock middle America, maybe not so much us.
Carson Daly
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