Will It Be Lane Garrison Or John Mayer For Jessica Simpson?
Although Jessica Simpson didn't actually go pick up Lane Garrison when he got out of jail yesterday morning, she and her parents did throw him a welcome home party yesterday afternoon before he went and checked into a rehab facility. He will be staying at the rehab facility for five months in an attempt to reduce the amount of time he has to serve on parole. I would imagine, but am not sure that he is probably sober after spending that long in jail, but I can also understand his desire to end his parole more quickly. Plus, they would probably let him out whenever Jessica needs a photo opportunity and a date.
I'm pretty convinced the whole thing with Tony Romo is over and has been over for awhile. I think there were some last gasp attempts to keep it together. (KIT) There could have also been some ex-sex, but they haven't really seemed into each other in a long time.
There were reports from X17 yesterday that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer had lunch together last week. As close as John and Pete and Ashlee are, you know that he knows what is going on with Jessica and if he is addicted to being a fame whore, there probably is not a better person other than Jennifer Aniston to date if you want your photo and your name out in the tabloids. Plus, since Pete invites him to all the family stuff anyway, it would probably make things less awkward if he were still sleeping with Jessica and not just sharing the stories with the crowd.
People in prison or in jail are often exposed to enormous amounts of drugs. Inmates have little to do, and many of them have outrageous drug habits. My friend's younger brother became a heroin addict in a federal penitentiary, for instance. You don't even want to know how the drugs are smuggled in, by the way.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure she and JM have probably already done the nasty (and I do mean 'nasty' in their case) again. And he will make sure it's in the tabloids. 'Cuz he is definitely one to pee and tell.
ReplyDelete"keep it together. (KIT)"
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Why the JS hate?
ReplyDeletecome to think of it, I haven't seen any recent photos/news about Jessica & Tony, so this does make sense.
ReplyDeleteI am missing something. What would
ReplyDeleteTony get out of pretending to be still with Jessica?
I can't believe I know this, but they were seen in an airport together flying to LAX with the dog "Daisy" last week.
ReplyDeleteCan't remember where I read that Bimbo Jessica and Romo that he would not marry her because she was drinking too much.
ReplyDelete@ sylvia, if that's true, i'm afraid i can't blame jess for drinking too much. her life has not gone well lately. as in the past couple-three years. i think men use her and pimpa abuses her in one way or another. and that the poor thing is just not very bright.
ReplyDeleteJesse, I don't think most of us hate Jess, we're just cynical about her life, mostly because of her father's awful shenanigans. Even if you feel sorry for her, it's hard to ignore what a disaster she is most of the time. :(
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter who she ends up with, until she cuts the cord from DaddyWeirdest, she's gonna have HUGE
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Who cares who she's dating? They gave Lane Garrison a party?!! WTF!!
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