abbie cornish looks great. love the dress. i echo the others---WTF is phoebe price doing there and also WHY WHY WHY is eva longoria there? man, that bitch never passes up a chance to show her rodent-like little face.
oh, and mariah carey looks horrid. i mean REALLY horrid. and this mori person---whoever she is---that's a shiteous dress and what's with the shoes? then there's the issue of the flower. HA.
Apparently Phoebe Price comes from family money. The only reason she's famous is because she's dadgummed determined to BE famous. She's never really been in anything ... extremely bit parts here and there, but she prances around Robertson on a regular basis, her mom/manager in tow, and gets in the rags.
Her dad has a car dealership in Alabama (I think) and that's how she can do it - with his money. She's older than she says she is and her real name is Denise?
She's the Gloria Allred of D-list celebs, but without the J.D.
How do I know all this? I'm obsessed with Michael K., who is equally obsessed with her. She's his "Hot Slut of the Millenium". Hilarious.
Abbie Cornish
Juliette Binoche
Phoebe Price
Mariah Carey
Lenny Kravitz
Jane Campion
Barbara Mori
Vincent Gallo
What is it with these shiny, sequined dresses people are wearing?
ReplyDeleteWhy is Phoebe Price at Cannes and even more confusing, why is she in the pictures?
ReplyDeleteCali Girl....just thinking the same thing.
ReplyDeleteLOLOL Cali Girl. I have to say, I was never sure Phoebe Price was even a REAL person! I thought she only existed in Michael at DListed's mind!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhy in the world is Eva Longoria at Cannes? I mean really? She is NOT a serious actress.
ReplyDeleteAlthough...for the first time ever
....I have started to watch Desperate Housewives on Lifetime and it's pretty good.
And Vincent Gallo is just yuck.
That is the only word I can think of to accurately describe how seeing him makes me feel.
On the other hand, Lenny Kravitz looks fine and very yummy. He likes the leather.
Oh look, Jesus showed up in Cannes.
ReplyDelete@JesseE and Cali Girl:
ReplyDeleteI was just going to say that! I think PP went to Cannes just so Michael would swoon and of course have to comment.
abbie cornish looks great. love the dress.
ReplyDeletei echo the others---WTF is phoebe price doing there and also WHY WHY WHY is eva longoria there? man, that bitch never passes up a chance to show her rodent-like little face.
oh, and mariah carey looks horrid. i mean REALLY horrid.
ReplyDeleteand this mori person---whoever she is---that's a shiteous dress and what's with the shoes? then there's the issue of the flower. HA.
I just need to add my WTF? to Phoebe Price.
ReplyDeleteWHY ARE THESE EVENT JUST NOT GLAMOROUS OR EXCITING ANYMORE ?
ReplyDeletelenny yumitz! *sigh*
ReplyDeleteeep. juliette binoche needs a push-up bra.
abby cornish looks wow. go her.
I love that you put Phoebe Price above Mariah Carey. Made my day in fact.
ReplyDelete@ Nancer: "WHY WHY WHY is eva longoria there? man, that bitch never passes up a chance to show her rodent-like little face."
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, that is just what I am always thinking in my mind when I see her! Good call!
Phoebe Price's outfit reminds me that I need to watch The Queen of Outer Space again.
ReplyDeleteWho did Phoebe Price fuck???
ReplyDeleteWhen did Mariah get those Double D knockers?
ReplyDeleteWhy are Phoebe Price, Eva Longoria and Lenny Kravitz there?
ReplyDeleteNone of them are serious actors.
Agree with everyone.
ReplyDeleteApparently the predominant colors this year are pale gray and deep red.
Longoria's very ordinary looking; nothing special about her at all. She's way too short to be wearing that dress.
Abbe looks gorgeous!
Eww. Criminal Kravitz.
Mariah's ridiculous, as usual.
Apparently Phoebe Price comes from family money. The only reason she's famous is because she's dadgummed determined to BE famous. She's never really been in anything ... extremely bit parts here and there, but she prances around Robertson on a regular basis, her mom/manager in tow, and gets in the rags.
ReplyDeleteHer dad has a car dealership in Alabama (I think) and that's how she can do it - with his money. She's older than she says she is and her real name is Denise?
She's the Gloria Allred of D-list celebs, but without the J.D.
How do I know all this? I'm obsessed with Michael K., who is equally obsessed with her. She's his "Hot Slut of the Millenium". Hilarious.
Selena Jesus in Cannes LOL!
ReplyDeleteWow there are some truly ugly dresses being passed off for high fashion.
Juliette Binoche looks so happy, it's infectious.
ReplyDeleteLOL rtsew! Maybe she's got him at home planning out his next attack on Eminem.
ReplyDeleteWow, even this event has gone to hell. Where's Paris Hilton? Tori and Dean?
ReplyDeleteIf the Pussycat Dolls perform on an outdoor stage, we know it's all over.
I'd lick sweat off of Lenny any day.
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