Paula Abdul Stays Focused On Her Craft
You laughed when you read the headline didn't you? Me too. The only problem is that the Los Angeles Times actually used it on their website and they were not trying to be funny. Seriously. Click the link if you don't believe me. I actually read the article which shows all of you how much I care. It was painful, and I never really figured out what her craft is, but I do know Paula needs to stay focused. I think we can all agree on that. If she stops focusing, the next thing you know it is trip over your dog time and sleeping on the floor.
I think the writer was referring to her singing. Is that her craft? She is going to sing tonight on American Idol. OK, let me take that back. She sang somewhere a few months ago. Someone recorded that and that is going to be on American Idol tonight. Oh, she will be moving her lips, but she doesn't even sound that great on a recording so there is no way she is ever going to make that morning show appearance and sing live.
You know she wants this record to do well because as she gets further and further from her "singing" career people will only remember her as the crazy judge from Idol who always looked drunk. Oh, and she was married to Charlie Sheen's brother. Yeah, the brother who fell off the face of the earth.
Yeah, what happened to Emilio Estevez? Did Paula eat him during her fat girl days??
ReplyDeleteWell let's see he wrote this little movie called Bobby...
ReplyDeleteand directed it to I beleive.
Meanwhile, Kirstie Alley stays focused on her kraft.... dinner.
ReplyDeletePaula looks all kinds of Michael Jackson creepy in that pic
ReplyDelete*shivers*
we'll always have Repo Man!
ReplyDeleteI totally forgot she was married to The Estevez!
ReplyDelete"Meanwhile, Kirstie Alley stays focused on her kraft.... dinner."
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL.
hey, yeah...whatever happened to emilio estevez? i liked that he was the only member of that family that liked admitting they were mexican. i thought that was very cool of him.
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ReplyDeletei see emilio has a movie coming out and he wrote the screenplay. i think he's out there---just not a visibly as charlie, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.
ReplyDeletehello, he wrote and directed Bobby, that was nominated for 11 awards, 2 golden globe nominations and won 3 other ones including the Hollwood Film Award for best Picture according to imdb.
ReplyDeletehe has more of a career currently than Martin.
don't count him out yet.
Its just weird how he keeps such a low profile, back in the day his ass seemed like it was EVERYWHERE.
ReplyDeleteI love Adam Lambert and the only negative feelings I get about that guy is when I watch/listen to that thing Paula fawning and drooling over him.
ReplyDeleteNo thank you Paula, Adam doesn't need or want a Corey Clark 'makeover' from you!
Her crap sorry CRAFT could be the stuff she sells for which ever shopping channel was crazy enough to have her.
ReplyDeleteDave R hilarious!
As for Paula I just can't believe anything I read about her anymore.
I don't think Paula and reality have a firm grip on one another.
Jeez, I just saw the video of her AI "performance" and she can't even lip synch well.
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