Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Today's Blind Items - Bad Drug Behavior

yes, it is time for another episode of Bad Drug Behavior. When I type that I keep hearing an announcer in a really deep voice saying it. Anyway, the last few have been about women, but today is about a guy. A C+ list actor on a fairly hit non network show. He is one of the leads. Mostly television. Anyway, drugs were considered to be one of the reasons his marriage fell apart. Apparently things have not got much better. At a party a few weeks ago he was at the home of a producer of his new movie. Our actor was feeling no pain and was doing coke like a fiend and drinking shot after shot of whiskey as well. This was a big house and the guests had all been directed to use one or two of the bathrooms. Our actor decided that a bathroom was too small for him. So, every hour or so when he went to, ummm relieve himself, he used a bedroom instead of a bathroom. Over the course of the evening he managed to mark his territory on ever piece of furniture, carpeting, bed, and a good portion of the walls. He thought it was funny as hell and at the end of the night told everyone what he had done. The next morning he was kicked off the movie, and ended up forking over about $10,000 in damages.


57 comments:

  1. Bastard. Probably ate all the canapes too.

    David Duchovny?

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  2. Julian McMahon? i don't know why i thought of him...

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  3. Anonymous2:38 PM

    What an idiot and to think by telling everybody it was going to be kept quiet. Glad he got what he deserve LOL.

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  4. i thought of David Duchovny, too

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  6. I second Julian McMahon. Dual lead in Nip/Tuck, divorced from Brooke Burns in 2001.

    IMDB lists the movie The Smell of Apples as in production.

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  7. Good heavens. I don't know who it is but it deserves a reveal so he doesn't get any more jobs. Creep.

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  8. Lol @ mygeorgie! When one is doing coke, one has no desire to eat. Don't ask how one knows that ;)

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  10. I thought Duchovny's marriage fell apart because of his wandering penis?

    I don't really have a better guess though. And I'd love to see David Duchovny pissing on furniture.

    But I think he's higher than C+, no?

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  11. When I googled "tv show actor divorced" the first name that came up was Tom Arnold. And then Dylan McDermott. Huh.

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  12. The guy from Sopranos?

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  13. Harriet--"wandering penis" made me giggle...I was picturing one of those little wind-up toys you see at bachelorette parties!

    McMahon is a good guess though...

    Enty uses the word 'damages'. Anyone on that show?

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  14. oh you know it could be Tate Donovan from damages!!!!!

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  15. @Green Wave Gal
    What about Tate Donovan? He's on Damages and was previously on The O.C. If I'm not mistaking Damages is considering to be a fairly hit show and is on FX.

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  16. @littlemanwhatnow
    Great minds think alike!

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  17. the.princess.leia...great minds my dear!

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  18. @lmwn, okay now I know that we are on the same wavelength! ;)

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  19. the.princess.leia i was writing that when you were too!

    besties!!!! =)

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  20. I'm going with Julian over Duchovny. I think X-Files and its legacy has made Duchovny at least B-list.

    Can't be Tate -- he's done mostly films over TV and isn't a lead in Damages. I've only seen the show a few times but it seems to be mostly driven by Glenn Close and the other female character.

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  21. i would go with Julian over Duchovny too but tate was on oc...humm... i hear j is a really mean person too

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  22. @lmnw-I'm sending you out a thought right now! I'm sure I've already got it!

    Back on topic: I could see this being Tate or Julian.

    The mostly television part leads me to believe that they have been in some movies. Tate was in one of my favourite guilty pleasure movies (Love Potion #9), however, JM was in the Fantastic Four flicks. I don't know but that might bump him to B- or not, but the C+ would def fit if you consider both TV & movies.

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  23. @lmnw-I meant I'm sure you've already got it!

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  24. I'm with the Julian guess. No way is Duchoveny only C-list. Please.

    I guess I just don't see Tate Donovan doing this. I've heard he's a really nice guy, but hey, it's Hollywood..

    What about Denis Leary from Rescue Me just to throw out another guess.

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  25. Also, David D has been in several movies. Obviously the X-Files movies. Also, he played the hottest hand model on Earth (even though he looked really old in the movie) in Zoolander. However, he really hasn't been in THAT many mainstream movies.

    So Julian or Tate. I'll switch teams and go with Julian. Now that I think about it Tate is not one of the two leads on Damages, but JM is one of leads on Nip/Tuck.

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  26. Denis Leary C-List? No way. Also, he's married.

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  27. Yeah, I know he's married but it's his second. Above c-list you're right-was just trying on another guess for size.

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  28. I don't think it's Tate, but the guy is a douche. A friend of mine was an extra with him. He was really nice... until he found out she didn't have a speaking part.

    I like the Julian guess. It's a shame, he seems so cool in interviews.

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  29. t.p.l we are so same page...too bad drugs are not normally revealed!!!

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  30. someone picks denis leary for everything. :) not him. he's better than C list, he's THE lead, not A lead. he's been married for 20 years.

    i can totally see julian mcmahon doing this though.

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  31. julian was married twice and tate was only once and it was very short lived


    p.s LOVE love potion #9! such a guilty pleasure!

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  32. YEAH WELL NO ONE EVER SAID DRUGS ADD TO INTELLIGENCE....

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  33. Jeffery Donovan, Burn Notice?

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  34. I think Julian's second marriage failed because he was boinking Shannon Doherty.

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  35. Don't think its Jeffrey Donovan but I do know someone who co-starred in a play with him and heard JD was the biggest ass you can imagine. And this was before Burn Notice. Before he had done much of anything really.

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  36. Surprisingly, David Duchovney isn't divorced. Neither is Denis Leary.

    On IMDb and Wikipedia, Jeffrey Donovan isn't mentioned as being married, let alone divorced.

    Tate Donvan doesn't have a movie in production right now.

    Best bet is Julian McMahon.
    One of the leads on Nip/Tuck, which is a non-network hit.
    Divorced.
    Has a movie in production.
    Julian McMahon ftw.

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  37. Kyra's sqeeze on The Closer is the first one to come to mind. I can't think of his name and don't know if he's married or not.

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  38. It just occured to me - if everyone in Hollywood is having sex in the bathrooms, why wouldn't you pee in the bedroom? It just makes sense!

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  39. LOL @ Mooshki

    I'd go with the Julian guess... I dont watch Nip Tuck, but I have seen it and would definately believe any of those guys are on the white stuff...

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  40. Katie - you mean John Tenney, Terri Hatcher's ex? HE plays an alcoholic on the show.

    You know, if it WAS Denis Leary I would think it's funny. Anyone else doing this is an idiot.

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  41. Not Duchovny. He may shit in his own backyard marriage, but he does not piss in his workyard. Now he effs in his workyard....Gilchovny anyone?

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  42. I don't think this is Julian. I've heard he is a really nice guy and he was former Prime Minister's son for godsake. I don't really think he is C+ either. Nip/Tuck was quite a big hit a few years ago.

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  43. Chantelle- I can't reply without sounding bitchy and I'm not trying to be. Let me just ask- are the offspring of any elected official gold plated?

    B/C from what I've seen they tarinsh just like us 'common people'.

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  44. Not Duchovny. His mama raised him better than that. He's also never been divorced nor kicked off a movie.

    Not Denis Leary either. He lives not too far from me and he's a regular family guy and is involved in local (small town) charities.

    This actor has to be an a-hole of the highest order and it's not either of the two aforementioned fairly cool guys.

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  45. I hate to say it...REALLY hate to say it, but my first thought was Julian McMahon before I made the jump. Now, that I see the rest of your posts, I think that he must be the C+ actor in the blind. How awful.

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  46. Nowhere in the blind does it say "divorce". It says the marriage fell apart. This person could still be legally married but separated. Just sayin'.

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  47. My first thought was Michael C. Hall from Dexter. Recently divorced & movie in production.

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  48. johnny knoxville.

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  49. Touche, Harriet Hellfire. Regardless, David Duchovney's marriage fell apart because of his philandering ways, or wandering penis, as you pointed out. I haven't heard of any drama with Denis Leary's marriage.

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  50. Not Duchovney... he's in Californication, which ROCKS and he can't be C+ and he and Tea got back together, don't there there was ever a divorce....
    Michale C Hall - DEXTER (GREAT SHOW) just married his sister on the show, and I can't see him doing that, dunno if he has anything in the works movie wise (or did)...
    I can't see Dennis Leary, I mean, I would LIKE to see that, it would be hilarious...
    I would be said if it is Julian McMahon... I like him.. and he's soooo good as Christian Troy on Nip/Tuck..

    Anyway, just my 8c... LOL

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  51. I wonder what this disgusting slob does in the privacy of his own home.

    No, maybe I don't want to know.

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  52. WTF??? I really think people who do that sort of thing have something mentally unstable about them.

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  53. the ex-husband of 'Hillary Swank"? Chade lowe?

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  54. I've heard some really nice things about Julian. And wouldn't he be more B? He was in The Profiler, Charmed and Nip/Tuck, so he's done well for himself. That said he is one of two leads on the show.

    Oh, and I am surprised that no one has brought up the fact that they would have beat the living chit out of this guy for urinating my bedroom...

    Can't we figure this out by finding out who has been thrown off a movie recently?

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  55. Jason Wahler, and C list is being generous

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