Which married singer can't get satisfaction from her famous fella? Instead she relies on her stimulating electrical 'friend' to see her through the nights...
Ms. Bunny, Mr. Bunny--who gives a sh*t as long as that baby BUZZES!
I must have a dozen still in the wrapper, I could prolly send you one (they come free when you order *ahem* other stuff, and hey--who doesn't need back-ups?)
10-15 years ago, you could indeed buy a Hello Kitty vibrator (you could also get Hello Kitty sanitary napkins & douche, BION). The late lamented Grand Opening here in Boston/Brookline actually carried the vibrator for a while, and I decided to test it out (on my ARM, people, my ARM!)...alas, the only thing it had going for it was shock value; the vibrations were too weak and the shape was all wrong in case you wanted to get really personal with it.
Really, folks, if you need a good vibration, shell out and get either a Hitachi Magic Wand, or a coil operator like the Wahl--better, more consistent, and you won't run out of batteries at just the wrong moment. (Then again, if your power goes out...)
Mariah
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ReplyDelete*jumps on gwen train*
ReplyDeleteIf it is Mariah, you know it's pink, glittery and has Hello Kitty all over it.
ReplyDeleteMy electrical 'friend' passed away this weekend. R.I.P. Ms. Bunny. :(
ReplyDeleteOops, I guess that should have been Mr. Bunny, LOL! It's been so long I seem to have forgotten the basic anatomy. :)
ReplyDeleteNo clue, but OMG Mooshki, you're crazy!! Shall we donate to Enty's photo fund in memory of Ms. Bunny? ;)
ReplyDeleteerrr, Mr. Bunny then!
ReplyDeleteCondolences to you Mooshki!!
ReplyDeleteLong Live Miss Bunny.....
Hahaha! I only slept two hours last night, so I'm a little slap happy today, in case you hadn't noticed. :)
ReplyDeleteOk Mr. Bunny :( Reminds me of the Butterfly my five year old found and tried to drag along the floor......good times when the babes find your stash!
ReplyDeleteOoh, I love the Butterfly too. Someday when you're old and gray, you can tell that story and mortify the heck out of him/her. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL>>>I'm still mortified about the BUTTERFLY!!! ARggg
ReplyDeleteDaily Mirror item: I call Cheryl Cole and hubby Ashley 'Cashley' Cole.
ReplyDeletehe's such an asswipe
VITAZZA, I remember that story BWHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood times!!!
Ok to be completely random I will guess...Natasha Bedingfield!! She's married and I've got nothing otherwise ;)
ReplyDeleteOH...A FRIEND BROUGHT BACK A CASE OF HELLO KITTY-RODY FROM CHINA....FOR PARTY FAVORS...AND A GREAT PARTY WAS HAD BY ALL....
ReplyDeleteHa HAAAA, Mooshki!
ReplyDeleteMs. Bunny, Mr. Bunny--who gives a sh*t as long as that baby BUZZES!
I must have a dozen still in the wrapper, I could prolly send you one (they come free when you order *ahem* other stuff, and hey--who doesn't need back-ups?)
That's a sweet offer, Selena, but I've gotten rather picky. I want to order my favorite. :)
ReplyDeleteWasn't Beyonce recently quoted as saying she uses a pocket rocket? Or am I thinking of someone else? It would be kinda out of character...
ReplyDeleteBeyonce is way too uptight to let anything near her vagina, sex toys and Jay-Z included. I like the Natasha Bedingfield guess, since it's a Mirror BI.
ReplyDeletewhy no jlo guesses?
ReplyDeleteFaith Hill.
ReplyDeleteIt's completely wrong but I love the visual.
10-15 years ago, you could indeed buy a Hello Kitty vibrator (you could also get Hello Kitty sanitary napkins & douche, BION). The late lamented Grand Opening here in Boston/Brookline actually carried the vibrator for a while, and I decided to test it out (on my ARM, people, my ARM!)...alas, the only thing it had going for it was shock value; the vibrations were too weak and the shape was all wrong in case you wanted to get really personal with it.
ReplyDeleteReally, folks, if you need a good vibration, shell out and get either a Hitachi Magic Wand, or a coil operator like the Wahl--better, more consistent, and you won't run out of batteries at just the wrong moment. (Then again, if your power goes out...)
Here's a crazy one for ya'll........ I got a BANANA vibrator!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I bet that the lady singer's hubby has ED, from high blood pressure or diabitis!!! That's why I have what I got!!
Sometimes, you gotta take care of things yourself.......
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ReplyDeletemuccimooch333 I did find this article about the movie Cadillac Records...may just be coincidence
ReplyDelete"Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly writes, 'Etta James, a torch rocker and junkie played by Beyoncé Knowles, just about burns a hole in the screen with her sultry torment. As a woman who rocked the house but could get no satisfaction, Beyoncé does a Lady Sings the Blues in miniature. Now will someone give this lady a great lead role?'"
Here is the link to the article.
http://www.celebuzz.com/scoop-beyonc-s-new-film-s69051/
Alice has an interesting point if you remember that JayZ is with Rocafella....
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