Monday, June 08, 2009

Pete Doherty Turns British Airways Into A Crack House


Everytime I fly the flight attendants always make the announcement that tampering with the smoke detectors in the bathrooms on board is illegal and will subject you to a fine. Apparently Pete Doherty thought, "hey I won't smoke, but they didn't say anything about shooting myself up in the bathroom." Unable to control himself on the very short flight from London to Geneva, Pete decided to get up about half way through the flight and spent the remainder of the flight in the bathroom.

After not answering the knocks at the door by flight attendants, they finally managed to get the door open where they found Pete passed out on a toilet seat with a dirty needle right next to him. The flight attendants then carried Pete back to his economy class seat. Oh, economy. See Pete this is what happens when you break up with your bank. The next thing you know you are flying in coach and shooting up cheap heroin in airplane bathrooms.

Pete was arrested when the plane landed, but instead of deporting Pete, the Swiss thought he was a great guy and decided to just fine him and let him play his concert. Excuse me? Seriously? What do you think would happen to any of us if we did something like that? A fine? They can't be serious. It wasn't pot he was shooting into his veins. Does Pete have dirt on every single judge in Europe? When he was a male escort, who exactly did he sleep with which gives him this immunity form all things unpleasant in the judicial system?

Pete says he has been clean for about a year. I say that if you can't even make it through a fairly quick flight, you have been not clean for quite some time. You don't just decide that the place to start shooting up again is in the bathroom of a plane.


21 comments:

  1. How did he get a needle on flight anyway? Isn't that against airline regulations?

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  2. I vote for a ban on Doherty. Creep.

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  3. Anonymous10:00 AM

    cajun - probably claimed to be diabetic, or he hid it in his shoe.

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  4. Does Dreamboat Doherty have any talent besides his perpetual "Get out of jail free" card? I know he was in a band or two or three, but I really only started hearing about this guy with his legal issues.

    Seriously though-he has to have SOMETHING on somebody in the British government-it's redonkulous how many times he's been let go with a slap on the wrist.

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  5. Why is Enty writing about this guy, anyhow? He's a second-string nobody who got lucky dating a supermodel.

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  6. Needle in the shoe....In the USA the make you take off your shoes...I was in Italy and Switerland recently and I don't recall ever having to remove my shoes in Rome or Geneva. So maybe.

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  7. ok that picture is gonna give me nightmares....imagine THAT sitting next to you on a plane SHUDDER there's no shower hot enough to cleanse away the contact dirty feeling

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  8. fucking enablers...

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  9. I'd hate to hate been that flight attendant. You not only have to touch Pete but his dirty needle. The joys of that job just don't quit.

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  10. How is he still alive???

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  11. I'd have left him in the bathroom and told any passengers who had to go to just pee on that.

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  12. who would pay to fuck him?

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  13. AMEN Canadachick! He looks like a retarded zombie.

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  14. Yuck - he has never looked attractive - always sweaty and dirty. I also wonder how he got the drugs on the flight.

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  15. Anonymous11:31 AM

    Is that part V of the Exorcist?? Looks scary.

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  16. Heroin is legal in Switzerland. The govt actually sells it to the junkies.

    http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/1001163/Switzerland-to-trial-legal-heroin-programme

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  17. i won't feel at all bad when this hideous freak dies. i really won't.
    i think he should fly to st. lucia and hang out with winehouse----then we could have a 'two-fer.'

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  18. I don't really have anything to add to this other than I know that in Switzerland, the public restrooms have blue lights so junkies have a rather difficult time finding a vein. Interesting, huh?

    Also, don't go primping in the public restrooms there because that light makes anyone look like crap in a mirror.

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  19. seeing as he was flying INTO Switz, the heroin would still be illegal as it was brought on board a country to country flight.

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  20. Can you imagine being one of his parents ans seeing that photo? I'd have kidnapped my kid and gone camping for 6 months.

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  21. "Can you imagine being one of his parents?"

    His father decided a while ago he was tired of Pete's broken promises and wants nothing to do with him until he gets clean. Like Amy Winehouse's dad. Pete has been a chronic drug user for years and he won't change. He's a gifted songwriter though, and it is not uncommon for artists to become drug addicts and go crazy.

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