Tuesday, July 07, 2009

I Saw Michael Jackson's Image On A Twinkie


While the rest of the world is glued to their television sets today and the madness that has descended upon Los Angeles at his memorial service, I will be headed to Stockton, California. Why do you ask? Well, why suffer with the crowds when I can pay homage to Michael Jackson at the Michael Jackson tree stump shrine. A Stockton family discovered that the day Michael died an image of Michael appeared on a tree stump in their yard. I myself don't see it. Oh, I would if I were drinking which is how I saw his image on my Twinkie. I should have kept it an sold it on Ebay. The problem was that I was hungry. It happens. Munchies are inevitable.

I really, really hope this doesn't turn into some trend where people see Michael like they see the Virgin Mary. I guarantee you though that if the shrine attracts more than a few people that Joe Jackson will show up selling t-shirts and the rest of the Jackson brothers will show up and perform a concert for a passing of the hat. I see it billed as the Jackson 5 shrine tour. Their tour bus goes from city to city as people show off their Michael Jackson potato image and the Michael Jackson on the side of a house image. There is always the popular Michael Jackson singing tree as well which appears to sing Billie Jean whenever the wind rustles the correct way through the branches. Optional narration by Joe is extra.


29 comments:

  1. LOL! Maybe I should drive around and check out the sides of all the Tim Horton's in town.

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  2. hahahaah!!! ....and NOw it begins!

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  3. "Stockton is the armpit of California."

    - A friend that was born, raised and still lives in Stockton.

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  4. Stockton really is the armpit of California ... lol.

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  5. I guess we haven't reached our crackpot quota yet. Maybe with all the MJ stuff we will....

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  6. Madness, I tell ya. I hope tomorrow brings MJ free TV viewing....And have you seen some of the characters being interviewed about his memorial? Wow.

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  7. I thought the whole James Brown daughter getting up there and dancing and singing thing was mad, but this stuff right here it
    F--KERY ON A GRAND SCALE!
    And for real-please in the name of Jesus tell me that there was NOT elephants going into the Staples Center. Why bring the elephants into this? Why? What did the elephants do to be a part of this foolery? Leave the elephants and every other critter out of this.

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  8. @Moosefan -

    The Ringling Brothers & Barnum and Bailey start their circus at the Staples Center tomorrow for a one week run. It's a custom for all the artists and animals to march to the Staples Center the day before the show for fans. With the memorial, they decided to move them at night and the animals are in pens behind the Center.

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  9. Trogdor-thank you. We were thinking what in the world is this going to be?
    ps-I remember watching the circus animals come into town before the show. It was awesome. : )

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  10. I hope this IS the start of a rash of Michael appearing on trees, toast, sanitary napkins, etc. The Virgin Mary needs a rest.

    How 'bout Michael in his gold plated coffin?

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  11. If Stockton gets a shrine to Michael Jackson, a shrine to Brad Renfro is now appearing in Coalinga, California.

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  12. Just 3 words:

    I'll be there.

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  13. GladysKravitz ... lol

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  14. What a rip off to the people who love the parade to the venue.

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  15. Un. F**king. Believable.

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  16. Be sure to swing by the Alameda County Fair to go on the Neverland Ranch ride while you're at it!

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  17. Ah, Damn, Enty, you're in rare form today. I love it!

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  18. i'm just glad i have cable.

    and i always thought palmdale was the armpit of california.

    if there's a bright spot in the center of the universe, we're the place that spot is furthest from...

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  19. Wait.... Brad Renfro is dead??????

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  20. Oh. My. Gawwwd!

    He's been dead for a year and a half? Why was I never alerted?

    Now I'm sad.

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  21. I think I see a member of the Insane Clown Posse in that tree trunk.

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  22. I actually think that image looks more like Gene Simmons with his long wig, but I guess that wouldn't cause a stampede by one and all to stand and stare in awe.

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  23. What the hell meds are these people on? OK,maybe if I squint and tilt my head I can make ET (the phone home one not the kiss-ass TV show). But MJ?!?

    These people are batshit crazy. The other day it was the MJ cloud, then it was the Ghost of MJ.
    You know some silly twit is going to buy that "image in the stump" for BIG money. I need a drink!

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  24. ardleigh said...
    You know some silly twit is going to buy that "image in the stump" for BIG money. I need a drink!


    You need a drink? Hell, I think I need a stump!

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  25. Looks like Bubbles to me. *shrug*

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  26. Oh, Michael has just become the "Elvis" of our generation...in short course, there will be a rash of Michael sightings, then choppy video, a questionable photograph--then, BOOM!!! There will be a 'documentary' exploring the idea that MJ faked his death and is living the life incognito.

    Mark. My. Words.

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  27. I don't see it. Is it supposed to be just his face? or is it his entire body? Either way, don't see it. Only thing I see is an asterick... or a stick figure about to do a cartwheel.

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  28. @ Gladys LOL Thanks hon that was hilarious!

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