Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Tabloids Offer Multiple Reasons For Tony & Jessica Split


Depending on which tabloid you read, the reason for the breakup between Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo varies. I still like my reason the best. Anyone who is going to make an NFL player dress up as Ken for a Barbie themed party is going to lose that boyfriend. However, if you are a fan of Radar Online than you will probably believe the reason Jessica and Tony split was because Tony saw Jessica's cell phone and saw text messages from her ex John Mayer.

“They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it. Tony found messages from John and went ballistic. Tony dumped her right then. He walked out and that was it.”

This is similar of course to the story last year that Jessica picked up Tony's phone and discovered text messages from Carrie Underwood.

If you are a fan of the gossip from FOX News, than you probably think Joe Simpson was the reason for the split.

"Joe's meddling ways most likely took its toll on the relationship, which is the reason why they split the first time 14 months ago. Joe promised he'd take a step back when the couple reunited but he was still too involved. At one point Joe was even giving Tony football advice which doesn't go down well."

Either one of these scenarios is plausible, but it could also be that Tony wanted to have a good season this year and didn't want the jinx in the stands every week. Whatever the reason I know I am surprised it lasted this long. With all the Tony cheating stories that have come out in the past two years, you have to think at least a couple of them were true or pretty close to the truth and so he probably just wasn't that into her. It's obvious from the statements released by Jessica's people that Tony is the one who did the breaking up. I'm sure Joe will find her someone to date by the time her new show has its premiere.


18 comments:

  1. wow, jessica really looks like ashley there.

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  2. I can't imagine having a parent all up in your shit like that.

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  3. SPIN..SPIN..AND WHO CARES ?

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  4. @Syd--'zactly what I'm talking about.

    Ol' pops needs to BUTT OUT already.

    It really is creepy as hell, and if he doesn't know how badly he's harming the last remaining shreds of her "fame" he's as dumb as she is.

    And--who knows anything about the mother? Is she still in the picture or what?

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  5. wow. wherever the truth lies...i just think it's amazing they lasted as long as they did. i was almost beginning to feel sorry for cowboys fans. almost.

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  6. I don't know what happened, but I *do* believe that John Mayer is an asshole. Whether or not he sent those texts, I have a sneaking suspicion he's the kind of guy who would totally toy with her for his own fucking ego, and take advantage of her need for approval/love/whatever. Before, I thought he was just a douche. Lately, I've been thinking he might be evil.

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  7. WTF? Her new show??

    Oh, you have got to be kidding me....

    Good for Tony for getting away. Now if only Reggie Bush would follow suit! ;P

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  8. i am dying to know if nick lachey will slip back in? just for the publicity?

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  9. I'm going to post my theory. He left her because she is a dunce.

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  10. Remember those blinds from around the time of their first break-up that we thought might have been Tony and Jessica. One stated the couple broke up because a condom wrapper fell out of the girl's purse, the second one stated the girl liked erotic asphyxiation during sex and it was freaking the guy out......mmmmmm

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  11. A grand unification theory: Joe's meddling caused stress in the relationship, to such an extent that it actually caused Tony to regard Carrie Underwood as a breath of fresh air, so he texted her. John Mayer thought it would be fun to say that he messed with an NFL quarterback's relationship, so he texted Jessica just to be a douche. Jessica planned the Barbie and Ken party and the thought of having Ken dolls tossed at him by disgruntled Dallas fans the first time he had a bad game was more than Tony could handle, so he ended the entire moronic saga.

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  12. I think it was Pimpa Joe's doings. I bet Joe sent the messages as if they were from Mayer, because he thinks he can reunite her with Lachey. It just makes sense to me, considering Lachey just broke up with whatsherface.

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  13. And what will be the reason for Romo's bad season this year? I'm a Cowboy fan, being a Texas girl and all, I just don't see the "blame Jessica" for the Cowboys shitty season. Last time I checked, she wasn't on the field screwin' up! It sucks for her that she gets blamed for that. All those guys have a wife or girlfriend...or both! And you don't see them gettin' blamed. Layoff Jess already, its not her fault they played like shit.

    Rant over...

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  14. I would assume that the mere thought of pictures of him dressed as Ken to Jessica's Barbie hitting the internet would be reason enough. But dad has to put a spin on it so that his little girl doesn't look like she's been dumped yet again.

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  15. Can you blame him? I think the dumping was a long time coming. The "Ken to her Barbie" was just the final straw.

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  16. Enty reallly hates Jessica and has NEVER revealed why.

    Enty has NEVER revealed MV either..

    interesting.

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  17. I wonder if it is because of Jessica's new show "The Price of Beauty". It starts shooting this month and she will be traveling around the world. She and her dad are executive-producing. There probably wasn't going to be much time to spend with Tony and if they weren't madly in love and Dad isn't fun to hang with then this was the perfect time to break up.

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  18. Tony gave Jess X amount of chances to figure out the password to his condo.
    She blew it

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