Normally I would just put this photo in Random Photos but it is fascinating to me on so many levels. How is it possible that Katie Holmes looks three inches shorter than Tom Cruise? Can you run with lifts in your shoes? Why do they have to match? Not just their clothes but the four inch loft to their hair as well. Oh, and they are exactly in sync with their stride too. Wedding rings right there ready to be seen. Marathon training? Bionic Man and Woman coming soon to a theatre near you? Why does Katie need her Blackberry while jogging? It isn't like the 20 security people around them couldn't deliver a message. Is there something on it she doesn't want sitting around for the goons to find while she isn't there? Do you think they showered together after?
Monday, August 31, 2009
Bionic Man & Woman Remake?
Normally I would just put this photo in Random Photos but it is fascinating to me on so many levels. How is it possible that Katie Holmes looks three inches shorter than Tom Cruise? Can you run with lifts in your shoes? Why do they have to match? Not just their clothes but the four inch loft to their hair as well. Oh, and they are exactly in sync with their stride too. Wedding rings right there ready to be seen. Marathon training? Bionic Man and Woman coming soon to a theatre near you? Why does Katie need her Blackberry while jogging? It isn't like the 20 security people around them couldn't deliver a message. Is there something on it she doesn't want sitting around for the goons to find while she isn't there? Do you think they showered together after?
She's behind him.
ReplyDeleteNegatory on the last sentence, good buddy.
ReplyDeleteall depends if you can fit David Miscavige, Will Smith and the gimp with a gagball in the shower with these two.
ReplyDeleteDitto, A Pimp. It's all in the perspective. She's behind him a bit, so appears to be the same height.
ReplyDeleteThat said, it still appears to be a set-up, just like all the other 'random' photo ops they seem to be caught in.
Tom has clearly gone to the Peter Jackson school of perspective. I applaud the angle.
ReplyDeleteyeah, i wonder if she is under strict orders to always be four feet behind him.
ReplyDeleteAh Enty, so many questions.
ReplyDeleteEven though he maybe batshit crazy, I still love my Ethan Hunt.
So does this show of solidarity mean that the divorce is OFF?
Does this make Suri the Bionic Baby?
ReplyDeleteWhy is that she never sweats when she runs?
ReplyDeletecause she isn't real.............:)
ReplyDeleteIn this pic, doesn't it kind of look like Katie runs like Phoebe did on Friends?
ReplyDeleteI sometimes run with my iPhone when I forget to charge my iPod mini. Same music, different delivery method. Do Blackberries have the same mp3 feature?
ReplyDeleteFiggy.. ROFLMAO!!
ReplyDelete@Figgy - LMAO at the Phoebe running style comment, you hit the nail on the head with that one!
ReplyDeleteThe heels on Tom's shoes look a little bit tall to me. And she's definitely running behind him. Look at where her waistline hits vs. his. No way is she that small!
ReplyDeleteJax - ewwww!!!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteOk, Enty - I always have my phone on me. I have kids, you know.
And I guess they don't understand how little interest they have. A movie with those two wouldn't generate 10 mil.
i so wish katie would grow her hair out...it was the gorge when it was long.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else notice Tommy's pants...or, more succinctly, the little man in his pants?
ReplyDeleteThey would go grocery shopping but they wouldn't be able to keep up the farce.
ReplyDeleteMajik - EWWWWW! LOL!
ReplyDeletetheir hair looks tall because they are both running. she is behind him slightly. when you're running/walking with someone, especially a significant other, it's not unusual to get in sync subconsciously. i always take my phone with me when i run to keep track of the time (i detest watches.)
ReplyDeletecome on, enty. i love scrutinizing these two as much as the next person, but this post is really reaching.