11. Which married nonfiction book writer who everyone thinks is gay actually isn’t? (In fact, he’s quite the hetero horndog. What’s the world coming to, people?)
12. What married rocker with big hair spurned that superstar’s attempts to bed him years ago because “I can’t fuck anyone who sweats a lot and smells even worse than I do”?
13. Which designer gets plowed raw by his boyfriend?
14. Which actress was just caught doing drugs with a friend in the bathroom of an East Village bar, an act that makes perfect sense if you consider her TV show?
15. What one-named star used to eat pussy at the Playboy mansion to feed her then-insatiable meth habit?
15. Fergie???
ReplyDelete#12 - How about Bon Jovi and, I dunno, Madonna? Courtney Love?
ReplyDeleteThe wording for #13 just sounds so wrong
ReplyDelete#12 - Gene Simmons and Stevie Nicks?
ReplyDelete#13) Marc Jacobs
ReplyDelete#15) Fergie (her meth habit was legendary!)
#13 Ew, that sounds painful!
ReplyDelete#14 All of them.
11 - that's confused me.
ReplyDelete12 - Bon Jovi & Tina Turner? Madonna would be too obvious, surely?
13 - Marc Jacobs?
14 - One of the Gossip Girl lot?
15 - Fergie's often mentioned being a native Californian and meth so I'll go with her.
For #15, I was going to say - ALL OF THEM!
ReplyDeleteGod bless Michael Musto!
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ReplyDeleteWow, these Musto blinds just seem extra mean.
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ReplyDelete14) mary louise parker
ReplyDelete13. OOPS! Now I get it. So I'm changing my response to the one who can't walk the next day.
ReplyDeleteCall me naive, but what does the eating p*ssy thing have to do with feeding a meth habit?
ReplyDelete13. Any of them
ReplyDelete14. Mischa Barton - on that new CW show she plays a model who is a druggie
15. Fergie sounds like a good guess
Musto has the most vile way of writing. He can't tone it down a bit? I find him obnoxious. Good blinds though.
ReplyDeletehotchacha...ita! this batch in particular is meoowwwww. eek.
ReplyDelete11-dunno, but wow. there's a change!
12-gwen stefani & matthew mcconoughwhatever.
13-ewwwwwwwwww.
14-mischa b.
15-cher
blog hopper,
ReplyDeletei guess the person was trading sex for drugs. or being paid money in exchange for sex.
12 - the female = julia roberts, nototrious for not wearing deoderant.
ReplyDelete#11 Malcolm Gladwell
ReplyDelete#12 ? and Gwen Stefani
#15 Definitely Fergie
11. James Frey or Dave Eggers (depending on your definition of nonfiction, I guess)
ReplyDelete12. I like the Bon Jovi/Madonna guess.
13. Marc Jacobs.
14. Mischa Barton
15. Fergie sounds very likely.
Thanks Quintessential Southerner :) Should've known that I suppose!
ReplyDeleteMusto has the most vile way of writing. He can't tone it down a bit? I find him obnoxious.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly.
I'm not even sure what "plowed raw" means...?
ReplyDelete14. Edie Falco?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Playboy Mansion~ check this out~ WOW!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/people/bunny-with-brains-dishes-dirt-on-life-at-hefs-mansion-20090806-eb2y.html
figgy, I think it means they have very rough sex.
ReplyDeleteYes Figgy, it's very rough sex.
ReplyDeletewhat about David Sedaris for 11.?
ReplyDeleteDavid Sedaris is a very good guess....
ReplyDelete#13 is just grotestque. For those blessed not to spend a lot of time with meth-addicted urban gay men, "raw" refers to the whole bareback sex thing. If it's Marc Jacobs, he was spending afternoons on Craigslist trolling for bareback anonymous sex a while back, after announcing his "engagement." I don't want to be harsh, but I can't stand the whore.
ReplyDeleteSince when did Playboy bunnies have to stoop to paying people in meth in order to get oral sex? Seriously, folks. The apocalype must be right around the corner. I'm a gay man, but I'd do most of 'em for nothing.
ReplyDelete"what about David Sedaris for 11.?"
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sorry, I was just picturing the stampede of women (including everyone I know) who would be stampeding in his direction if this were him. :)
Okay, I think I've just decided to make it my mission in life to find out if it's him. Watch out, David, here I come!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO @ Mooshki...please keep me posted on how that turns out...
ReplyDeleteGuys - David Sedaris is out (of the closet) - lives w/ his partner in France.
ReplyDelete@Barton, that was my original interpretation of "raw".
ReplyDeleteI adore David Sedaris and the sweet way he writes about his boyfriend, so I hope it's not him.
ReplyDeleteThe only other gay nonfiction author I can think of right now is Dan Savage.
11. Andrew Morton
ReplyDelete12. IDK
13. Marc Jacobs
14. Edie Falco is a great guess
15. Madonna
12. I like the Bon Jovi/Madonna guess
ReplyDelete13. Marc Jacobs
14. Mary-Louise Parker
15. Fergie
shibajonz said...
ReplyDeleteGuys - David Sedaris is out (of the closet) - lives w/ his partner in France.
LOL..that is correct...I read somewhere he was married with children but then I searched some more and read a mention of his partner Hugh....
I just do not see David Sedaris OR Dan Savage. Not possible. Nu-uh.
ReplyDeleteI like Malcolm Gladwell but he is not married, is he?
Oh wait, it's gotta be Henry David Thoreau!!!!
I have no idea about any of these. But I know Dan Savage is gay (he and his hub are parents) and unless she's been lying for 40 years, Cher has always been extremely anti-drug so she can't be no. 15.
ReplyDeleteAndrew Zimmern!?
ReplyDeleteOh hell, I dunno, y'all.....I guess I don't read enough NON fiction....
Just for outrageousness:
ReplyDelete12. Slash and Mariah.
14. First person I thought of was Edie Falco.
15. I too wondered why someone would be paid with meth to do that. I dunno - Charo?
I'm thinking that the "superstar" for 12 might be Goldie Hawn. She has a reputation for being really smelly in the past.
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wow, Fergie gets more & more attractive by the day. if it is her, poor Josh.
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