Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Dustin Diamond Peed In Girl's Purse When She Mad Him Mad

Showing you that he has been a class act his entire life, Dustin Diamond was on Fox 5 this morning and talked about how once on Saved By The Bell a girl made him mad. Instead of talking to her about it he decided to go ahead and take a piss in her purse. In the interview he thinks of it as comedy and also thinks that he was just protecting his territory. Huh? Yeah, when someone makes me mad at work the first thing I think about doing is going to take a whizz on their desk.

I'm sure what happened is that he probably hit on her and she rejected him so he got back at her in a childish immature way. Yes, he was a teenager, but judging from his attitude I don;t think he has grown up much since then.



13 comments:

  1. Ban. Forever. He is not newsworthy and never will be.

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  2. I second Ms Cool's motion.

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  3. That would be unacceptable behavior for a toddler, let alone a teenager. Why the hell is anyone interviewing this turd?

    Flush it already!

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  4. Imagine she opens her purse... there's a quart of urine in there, her lipstick and compact floating in it. At least she had a brush with celebrity, I guess.

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  5. This guy needs to let go of Saved by the Bell already. I mean, the rest of them have moved on, why can't he?

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  6. Hey, one of our readers shared that she peed in her boyfriends milk in last week's Your Turn...*L*

    Perhaps there is some kind of relation there.

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  7. Yeah, this sounds about right.

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  8. I will never forgive this poor excuse for a human, for forcing me to find out what a "Dirty Sanchez" is. I am by no means a prude but that almost ruined sex for me for months just having to remember that visual. Anyone who saw him on Celebrity Fit club knows he is a few pickles shy of a full barrel.

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  9. He's a shallow little excuse of a man.

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  10. When I lived in San Diego 10 or less years ago, my girlfriends and I thought it'd be hilarious to go watch "Screech" do Stand Up at our friend's comedy club downtown. He was AWFUL. I mean, cringeworthy, please give us more drink tickets to shudder through this bad.

    Of course after the show our friend--the bar's owner--introduces us to him and we're so ready to make tracks we can barely eek out hellos but are gracious for our friend. He has the nerve to ask us if we liked the show (bands and performers--if you have to ask, you don't want to know the truth) and that we have to take him out and show him a good time. We said we already had plans and when we didn't invite him and turned around to leave, he actually thought we were out of earshot (or not) and said, "Stupid fucking whores, let 'em miss out. i don't give a f*ck. Line up the next ones."

    I kid you not.

    We turned our heads, shaking them in disbelief and started cracking up. He swore at us until we were out the door.

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  11. Klassy. Deeply klassy.

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  12. Drcock, I still don't actually know, but have a general idea and won't confirm it, lol

    rexruther: that's awful!

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