Hugh Hefner finally filed for divorce from his long time estranged wife Kimberly Conrad. TMZ is reporting that Hugh's attorneys filed the documents on Friday. 30 seconds later there was a phone call at the Playboy Mansion.
Holly - Hi Hef, it's Holly.
Hugh - Holly Hunter? Wow, this is a nice surprise. I love your movies. Every night I watch a movie or two after dinner before I head to bed about 8pm or so.
Holly - No, not Holly Hunter. Holly Madison. You know the girl who slept in your bed for a few years and did those things you like.
Hugh - Oh Holly. How are you dear?
Holly - I heard you were finally divorcing that wife of yours and thought I would come pay you a visit.
Hugh - You are going to pay to visit? Well, that will make a nice change of pace. Usually I am the one paying you the allowance.
Holly - Well, I thought I would do something special for you.
Hugh - Oh, well, as long as you get here early we could do something fun. I'm thinking of watching The Piano.
Doesn't Kimberly Conrad live on the grounds? I wonder if she will finally move? And why divorce after all this time?...maybe he thinks he doesn't have that much time left and doesn't want to leave her anything. And lastly, why have I divoted this much thought to this news?! :)
ReplyDeleteAnd why did I spell devoted like that?
ReplyDeletekim's home beside the playboy mansion was put on the market. not sure if it sold. maybe she needed a fresh start?
ReplyDeleteMaybe he found out those two boys are not his. I mean at his age could his swimmers still swim???
ReplyDeleteAlice, she used to live in the house next door, then he put it up for sale without asking her. Klassy! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat took him so long?
ReplyDeleteAhh thanks Mooshki. What a jerk but I think Kim is better off.
ReplyDeletemaybe she would like to remarry?
ReplyDeleteI had forgotten he was still married. Maybe he wants to remarry?
ReplyDeleteTimes must be tough for the old guy...I read about him selling the house without telling Kimberly. Their two boys aren't toddlers now and if I remember right, resemble Hef. I wonder if he's filing for financial reasons?
ReplyDeleteThe boys are college-aged so maybe it was time for Hef to negotiate a new financial agreement and officially divorce.
ReplyDeleteHe has been hurtin' for cash and has had to scale way back on entertaining at the mansion. Circulation for the magazine is way down too.
wait...what happened to chris angel? (wasn't he the one she was w/?)
ReplyDeletePookie, they broke up, then were rumored to be back together, but she knows he ain't gonna marry her.
ReplyDeleteohhh...got it. thx moosh! *so need to stop living in a cave*
ReplyDeleteWho's the bunny that's married an NFL guy and is preggo? Too many bunnies.... (well, they do multiply too easily).
ReplyDeleteKendra married the football player.
ReplyDeletePookie, Chriss Angel and Holly broke-up a while ago. That whole thing was over before it started.
SkittleKitty (love your name, btw), that I think was Kendra.
ReplyDeleteI read that book by that one ex-playboy bunny/playmate and the part where she described the bedroom romps with hef and Holly and all the other women made me toss my cookies. (Baby oil and no condoms...bleccch)
Sporky - what's the name of that book?
ReplyDeleteI took "watching the piano" literally, and it still fit.
ReplyDelete'hefnerland' by jill ann is poorly written and edited. but you can read the whole thing online, but you have to do some searching. she goes in detail about wed and fri sex nights.
ReplyDeletebunny tales is another book by one of hef's former girlfriends, but i believe the author glosses over some things.
TMZ sez Hef filed because Kim filed a $5 million lawsuit against him. Hef also claims Kim was unfaithful early in the marriage. Wow, there's a newsflash.
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