Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Kate Plus 8 - No More Jon Gosselin


TLC announced today that beginning on November 8th, there will be no more Jon & Kate Plus 8, but instead there will be Kate Plus 8. No more easy pay checks for Jon Gosselin. No more 21 year old women deciding they can put up having sex with him for one night because they will end up in In Touch Magazine.

All that will be left for Jon is probably a failed attempt at a show with Michael Lohan and then sitting back and raking in spousal support payments from Kate. Oh yeah. Jon is going to be the Kevin Federline of reality television. I do think though that Jon has the potential to get to a much larger size then Kevin.


34 comments:

  1. I move for a pre-emptive cancellation on "Kate Plus 8". All those in favor.......

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  2. Well, what do we call him now? J-crap?

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  3. he won't collect from her if the new deal was made after the separation. (get a job asshole!) providing child support for that many children should keep him busy.

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  4. I just want to take a pair of hedge clippers to her hair.

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  5. I give it one more season before its off the air. I watched a couple of episodes only cause they were all over my gossip blogs, and it really is a crap show. Now that the drama is gone, what's next?

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  6. Anonymous9:54 AM

    What did she see in him?
    Did he ever have a job?

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  7. Well now we know for sure (it was obvious anyway) who won that P.R. war...

    ... That being said, I always found myself torn on Kate. Yes, she's a bitch, but with a husband like Jon I might not be a bucket of sunshine either.

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  8. Anonymous10:02 AM

    LOL @Babs - didn't her hairdresser beat you to it? ;-)

    I agree with the others that this show is in its last season. Wonder what he'll do for cash now? Did he see this coming? Did he think he could really act like such a douche and not face repercussions on a family oriented show? Without the paycheck and tv notoriety, will he ever get laid again? (other than the face-plant girl)

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  9. she's the breadwinner, he stayed home to care for the kids as we've been told...he'll collect.

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  10. Anonymous10:03 AM

    Just because this picture makes me laugh every time I see it - http://www.buzzfeed.com/momlogic/hailey-glassman-face-plant-b08

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  11. Oh yeah, every single mom is making her kind of bucks each week for just living their life. What do they think we are - totally stupid? Cancel the damn show already. I don't watch the show but I sure am damn tired of hearing about Kate.

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  12. Fianlly! One down...one to go. I still think Jon's a better parent than Kate. TLC shows those older episodes of their show, and Kate is a royal BITCH. She wanted those kids; she had the eggs implanted (one more my ASS). Too bad they don't have a mothering test before you have kids - she would have been laughed at...

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  13. I'm still holding out hope for "Jon + Kate + A Hastily-Dug Open Pit Grave + Two Shotgun Blasts To The Back Of The Head"....

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  14. Pimp you got issues man!

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  15. I saw a commercial last week where Kate is sitting on the floor playing puppets or something with the kids. I thought, "When the fuck has Kate ever 'played' with her kids?!" They'll re-spin Kate as the crafty, affectionate mommie who is finally able to be happy & just enjoy her kids. Such bullshit. If it wasn't for "Say yes to the dress", I'd boycott TLC.

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  16. He's probably gaining weight on purpose now. His only hope is that one of the weight loss shows will take him (or they will make a dating show with him *gag*) and he'll cry every episode because he "just wants to do this for his kids!" ick blah...please fade into obscurity.

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  17. I can hardly wait for Jon on dancing with the stars.

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  18. Right ON, Clanger. Aye!!!

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  19. TLC is a SINKING SHIP! As is this show. But watch those morons at TLC give Kate another show of her own. Who watches this show? Is middle America this brain dead?

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  20. Yes they are Jeannies, yes they are. Go blogrolling every now and again, you'll be appalled.

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  21. It makes me ill to see Kate branded as a single mom. Jon and Kate share custody 50/50. Plus, they have a team of nannies, cooks, housekeepers, etc. The single moms I know are going at it alone.

    End the show. Free the kids.

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  22. uh, for real, they both make me sick. I noticed that also, mygeorgie (about Kate PLAYING with her kids now--before it was all about bitching and buying and cleaning). This show is so far from anyone's reality it is ridiculous.

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  23. Anonymous1:36 PM

    I am starting to believe that the reason that TLC has not given ME my own show is that they are not aware of me! Neither is anyone else, and I have no talents (except cooking and typing legal briefs) but surely I am worth $50,000 an episode? I'd even do it for $25K!

    I don't get it, all these no-talent, unappealing people with their own shows! Whatever happened to creativity, humor and sitcoms?

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  24. There are now reports that he wants to reconcile after TLC announced they were dropping his sorry ass. How else is that douche going to afford that million dollar apartment in Manhattan?

    Palimony?

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  25. Kate is a fucking bitch. I'd rather watch Jon fuck skinny blonde reporters.

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  26. Well LiBlo that could be his next job. (although the thought makes my stomach turn)Jon could always go the porn route.

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  27. I wonder what the Gosselins without Pity people will do with their time when the show is cancelled?

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  28. HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oops, I mean, sorry Jon.

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  29. Doubtful ardleigh, I hear he has a sm-all unit. Not exactly porn material.

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  30. I still think they'll reconcile so they can go into all the churches talking about how to save a marriage (and there will be more books). This has all been so easy to predict. Seems like a publicity stunt to me.

    Anyone else read that Kate taped a talk show? Someone is thinking about giving her a talk show.

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  31. When that worm of a man, Jon Gosselin had his lawyer extend the divorce action another 90 days, didn't think he could be any sleazier. He's angling for more money and my guess is because Kate is getting another show on top of +8 she may be putting most of the kids money from their show into accounts for their future. So Jon is trying to get more money out of Kate because he can't keep a job.

    Hope Hailey doesn't get to angry when the Cayenne is taken back to the dealership breaking the lease early. Dear God he's such a douche. He's trying to steal from his own KIDS future.

    He's odious. His excuse is that he wants to make sure that his family is going direction, for his kids. Like banging a cocktail waitress in his wife's bed on his rare visit to the kids? Jerk.

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