Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Katy Perry Will Make Out With Anyone


If I had to ask you which two guys you would be most afraid of locking lips with and swapping spit, I think somewhere at the top of your lists would be Russell Brand and John Mayer. They are not exactly known for their selectivity when it comes to who and when and where they will get busy. Katy Perry though must not have got that memo or just doesn't care what number she is in their history.

On Friday night, Katy was seen making out with John Mayer. Yes, the same John Mayer who supposedly is dying to get back together with Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston while at the same time having sex for the past two years with Kristin Cavallari. Now, if that wasn't enough to make you want to get a shot, Sunday night, Katy spent a great deal of time making out with Russell Brand at Lady GaGa's VMA after party.


23 comments:

  1. I don't know why, but "Girls with Low Self Esteem" (from Arrested Development) came to mind.

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  2. I wouldn't doubt it if they just all got together and had a menage back at the ho-tel

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  3. Didn't Katy Perry say in an interview that she would date John Mayer? Or am I thinking of someone else?

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  4. I kissed a boy, I kissed a girl, I kissed Russell Brand. All bases covered!

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  5. Mayer, no. Brand...yes. I'm sorry. He's my shamefuck.

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  6. Brand looked clean on Sunday, I can't say I blame her. Mayer no way, never.

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  7. Skankerella. Move over, Parisite.

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  8. I don't like Katy Perry at all, but she's an adult and can make out with whomever she wants as far as I'm concerned. As long as I don't have to watch *gag*.

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  9. I like Katy Perry, but she doesn't seem to have very good taste in men. I have to agree with the *gag*.

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  10. If I had access to all sorts of hawt pieces of ass in Hollywood and could just mess around with whomever, I would go on one hell of a bender. With that being said, that list would not include either of those tools and I would keep my slutty business on the downlow. I hope Katy practiced safe sex. I don't know what safe would be with those guys beyond not going near their genitals but hopefully she did what she could with what science has on the market so far.

    Am I the only one that feels like they caught VD when they read "making out with Russell Brand at Lady GaGa's VMA after party." ? Talk about a germ fest.

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  11. Here's the quote:

    "But there is one ladies man even Perry isn't immune to. "I wish John Mayer would hit on me," she says. "But that's a whole other story."

    From http://www.spinner.com/2008/06/10/katy-perry-disses-mick-jagger-in-favor-of-john-mayer/

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  12. teehee, Barton Fink! *zinger*

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  13. There isn't enough industrial strength Listerine in the world to have either of those men's tongues down your throat. ICK NAST!!!

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  14. I like her, but Brand is gross.

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  15. I hope she used a full body condom.

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  16. use a condom,katy ?!

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  17. meh, i don't like katy. and i don't condone sex with either of those boys, or making out with them really?

    but...i want to make out with someone and have it be newsworthy. its not even sex. its almost like "he got to first base!" lol

    actually, i just want to make out with someone. badly. ugh, now i'm sad.

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  18. Ew! Now, I'm not gonna lie, I'm a kissing slut, but I have standards, dammit!


    Sorry, I usually only profess those things on the Dlisted message board, but I thought I should come clean.

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  19. Ew. Ick. Not very discerning, is she?

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  20. I'm with Blah... but don't know what would count as safe either. I would have my fun then run to rehab for a year...

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  21. I would slut around too if I were in her postion to meet celebs, but Brand? Uhhhmm...no.

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  22. Aw. Don't be sad Julie!
    :}
    here is a tickle }}}

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