Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Random Photos Part One

Jeffrey Skiles & Sully Sullenberger are set to fly again. They will be making their first flight since the landing of their plane in the Hudson River. The flight on US Airways is sold out.
The thing is you don't really have to even click on the picture to see how disturbing Angelina Jolie's veins are. They scare me. Also, I know I am not a fashion king, or the sausage king of Chicago, but it seems to me that Angelina wears the same dress everyday when she goes out.
Andrew Wilson & Daniel Stern.
Ben Harper - Los Angeles
Christina Applegate in very, very tall boots.
What the hell? One more of the fellas.
It is that time of the year. Curators of the museum go find Ellen Barkin and wheel her out for some red carpets. They had to stop bringing her out before Fall, because she would melt.
Ellen seems to be doing a better job in the multi-tasking competition against Heidi. I think Heidi needs to call in all her nannies to help.
Harrison Ford still looks pretty good.
Heather Locklear's first episode on Melrose is scheduled for November 17th. I would say after the numbers from last night that the show might not make it that long.
A very shiny Isla Fisher.
January Jones looks like she is on the Mad Men set, but this is actually how she was dressed in real life yesterday.
Jillian Michaels at a food charity event. Ironic?
"Have you ever noticed?"
Well, I will say this for Katharine McPhee. Before the blond hair thing she was nowhere and now it seems like she is everywhere.
Attention Paris jewelry stores. Lindsay Lohan is in town. Please lock everything down.
Is Matthew Broderick actually blushing?
The lights represent all 13,000 McDonald's in the United States. The greatest distance anyone would have to travel to reach a store is 145 miles and that is if you live in the middle of South Dakota.
The teenager look has got to stop.
Melissa Etheridge - New York
Quentin Tarantino & Daniella Pick. You know it might be a long night if your date shows up at your date with naked women on his clothes.
I can't believe it, but this is a first time appearance for Rosemarie DeWitt.
Seth MacFarlane, Maeby!!!!!, and Olivia Wilde
The Arquette family and Thomas Jane.
Courteney is laughing because Lisa Kudrow just played Smelly Cat. Seriously.
Steven Spielberg out supporting Drew Barrymore's directorial debut. Very nice gesture.
Heath Ledger should have been in this photo. Terry Gilliam & Lily Cole doing promotional work for Heath's last movie.
That Kermit The Frog gets around. Last month he was shacking up with Lady GaGa and now Teri Hatcher. He is like the John Mayer of Muppets. Oh, and James Denton was there as well.
It is always a better Random Photos when Verne makes an appearance.
Zoe Buckman & David Schwimmer have matching hair styles.


31 comments:

  1. I think Chistina Applegate looks FANTASTIC!

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  2. FOR ANGIE...THE DRESS COVERS EVERYTHING...AND SOMEHOW AS THIN AS SHE GETS HER FACE REMAIN UNTOUCHED...HOW LONG CAN THAT LAST...? SHE IS JUST TOO THIN...AND IT SEEMS SHE DOESN'T SEE IT...AND THAT SAYS EATING DISORDER....

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  3. So many great pics and captions today, thanks, Enty.

    RE: Angelina's veins... yes, when one-pixel size veins pop, they must be seriously worrisome in person.

    RE: Daniel and Hugh... great when gorgeous stars are actually good actors. Congrats to my fave hunks on their wow reviews.

    RE: JJones... What decade is she channeling now?! And that black bag is wrong with that color suit, no matter the year.

    RE: Paris jewelry stores, LiLo and lock down. CLASSIC.

    RE: Quentin Tarantino's jacket... close-ups reveal just how absurd and not cool that jacket is... it is not art.

    Saving the best for last...

    RE: Jeffrey Skiles & Sully Sullenberger ... real heroes, real integrity. Thanks for putting them on top today.

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  4. "Harrison Ford still looks pretty good."

    Well Enty, from the looks of that bulge in his pants, he thinks you look good too. :-)

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  5. Betty Draper would not be caught dead in that horrendous get-up!

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  6. Applegate looks great. LOVE Barkin's dress.

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  7. Awesome top photo.

    LOVE the Ferris Buller's Day off reference!! Sausage King of Chicago. Classic.

    Mm another one of Hugh Jackman.

    Heather, honey, that dress is too short for someone your age. I mean, sure your legs are great, but no. Just no. Well, at least she looks more age-appropriate than Mariah.

    I'm not surprised by the lights representing the McDonald's in the US. In my tiny ass hometown of 25,000 or so, there's got to be 10 to 13. Still. That's sad.

    I'm surprised Tarantino doesn't have feet on his jacket. Anyone else notice he has a freaky ass foot fetish? BLEGH!!

    MAEBY!! Where has she been??

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  8. Awesome top photo.

    LOVE the Ferris Buller's Day off reference!! Sausage King of Chicago. Classic.

    Mm another one of Hugh Jackman.

    Heather, honey, that dress is too short for someone your age. I mean, sure your legs are great, but no. Just no. Well, at least she looks more age-appropriate than Mariah.

    I'm not surprised by the lights representing the McDonald's in the US. In my tiny ass hometown of 25,000 or so, there's got to be 10 to 13. Still. That's sad.

    I'm surprised Tarantino doesn't have feet on his jacket. Anyone else notice he has a freaky ass foot fetish? BLEGH!!

    MAEBY!! Where has she been??

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  9. Going against the grain here-Craig & Jackman look like 70's porn. Ugh. Even out of this role, I don't get the fan fare.

    Quintin-you just know he has the 'sitting version' of those decals on his ass. You know, the ones on truckers mud flaps?

    Sully Sullenberger-with a name like that, he was destined for greatness. "Sure, teased in grade 2at the water fountain, but look at me now!"

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  10. Anonymous2:48 PM

    David Schwimmer does not look healthy

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  11. When I heard Sully was coming back, my first thought was that I wanted to book a flight with him. He's a real hero.

    Aww, the "other" brother.

    Maybe the play producers made Daniel Craig grow the mustache because they were afraid people in the audience would drown out the cast with their squealing? Or have fainting spells from his gorgeousness?

    There's no way they'll cancel Melrose before Heather's first show. The CW holds on to drowning shows a hell of a lot longer than other networks.

    NOOOO! Kermit, step away from the skanks!

    Oh crap, I thought we had finally entered a Verne-free zone.

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  12. Matthew looks like a new man since his horse moved to a new stable in Brooklyn.

    And Mariah is bringing an entire herd of camel-toe to the partay.

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  13. @scooby dubious, lol.

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  14. I know a lot of people don't care, but for those who do, Harrison Ford signed the Polanski petition.

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  15. re: David Schwimmer's hair: His mom would not approve...what did he do?!?

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  16. @Paisley

    Et tu, Harrison? I must say, I am surprised.

    On the other hand, as that shill (Misky? Milky?) has been gassing-on about here, let's not all get into a tizzy over the drugging, raping and sodomizing of a 13-year old. Besides, she's 43 now.

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  17. Nice Abe Froman reference, Enty!

    Well, guess I no longer have any respect for Harrison Ford, after Paisley's news. I am amazed at the people who are standing up for this perverted waste of skin.

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  18. Re Paisley's comment: I just lost all respect for Harrison Ford.

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  19. David Schwimmer looks like he was rode hard and put away wet.

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  20. January Jones always looks best on the show.

    Angie... stop it. :(

    Not a Drew fan.

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  21. Awesome top photo! A true hero!

    Christina Applegate looks gorgeous.

    Why in the world is Kat McPhee relevant? Does she even sing? Wasn't that her 'claim to fame' - American Idol?

    Pack it in and go home, Mariah. You're a joke.

    I want to smack the CRAP out of Seth McFarlane. Something about his face is just so smarmy. I have a serious girl crush on Olivia Wilde, though...:-)

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  22. You're Abe Froman...the sausage king of Chicago?

    Love it.

    Schwimmer looks so douchetastic with that hair. OMG.

    Mariah needs to just stop with her Contempo Casual look. I mean seriously.

    I always wonder what holidays are like at the Arquettes.

    Heather Locklear and Christina A. look fab.

    I always wonder if pics of Angie with her kids are staged.

    Seth McFarlane seems like such an unlikeable guy. I know I'm being judgy.

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  23. Naw, I think Seth MacFarlane is definitely frontin'. I can read him like a book. Very insecure. Unfortunate, because he's so goddamned talented.

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  24. Well, I will say this for Katharine McPhee. Before the blond hair thing she was nowhere and now it seems like she is everywhere.

    Maybe we should nickname her H1N1.

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  25. SUSAN....YOU'RE RIGHT....YOU ONLY SEE ANGIE OUT AND ABOUT KIDS OR NO KIDS, WHEN SHE CHOOSES...

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  26. Paisley that makes me sad. I don't want to look at Terry Gilliam's face either.

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  28. FYI...here is a link to the list of petitioners.

    http://www.indiewire.com/article/2009/09/29/over_100_in_film_community_sign_polanski_petition/P1/

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  29. The Petition was discussed last night on mouth piece Joy Behar's show. She had a so-called court journalist weighing in. This uninformed douche of a 'lady' stated "it's typical of Europeans to turn a blind eye to this type of issue. They don't look at this the same way Americans do."

    WTF?!!!!! What a defamatory & ignorant remark. And no, it wasn't Anne Coulter. A prettier version. Can't remember her name. This typre of shit brings out the stupid.

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  30. I am Europan, and I can assure you most people I talk to are very happy about the arrest.

    Maeby, I love her...I hope she is signed on to the arrested movie (yep, im still keeping my fingers crossed for that one)

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  31. Anonymous10:56 AM

    Andrew Wilson must have lost that tooth in the last year or so. I was hoping he would have gotten it fixed by now.

    WTF happened to Daniel Stern? He looks like Jim Broadbent now.

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