There's a pretty successful media dude who's become awfully adept at peddling the gossipy side o' life via his electronic media kingdom. His name is Whore-Hey Hoeman. Considering Mr. Hoeman's arguably impressive background, many folks have been surprised by the guy's career path. But does Whore-Hey care in the least? Nope, not at all. Especially with all the bucks he's currently making, not to mention the great ass he's getting on the side!
So what's the prob? Well, someone who's not exactly a fan of Hoeman caught him at a private resort...
...being all sorts of cozy with the secret luscious boyfriend, out in public.
The fellow resortgoer was not impressed, as she has many, many friends who are, at times, razzed, ridiculed, fried and cut up to pieces by Whore-Hey's increasingly cutting media mouth. And she knew perfectly well that the nearly naked beef beside Whore-Hey's side was one he planned on keeping (firmly) on the down-low, with a sweaty grip.
So she made her approach. She scooted over. She feigned mutual-friend hellos, that sort of silly social thing.
Whore-Hey was cool, but polite. Then she went for it: "How would you like it if I took your picture right now with your boyfriend and sold it someplace and just put this out for all the world to see?!" she seethed, half-jokingly, but really not.
Hoeman immediately clammed up, iced the woman and glared right past her. His point was clear: He would most definitely not like it, and she was therefore promptly dismissed. Our brave babe asked again, to no avail, before marching off, equally chilly, but no pic taken.
But get this: The ticked-off rich bitch is plotting. She still considers it a good idea to get Hoeman photographed (or written about) in any way he would consider unflattering, whenever she gets another chance.
She be on a mission, this vengeful broad.
So beware, Whore-Hey.
And It Ain't: A.J. Hammer, Mario Lopez, Matt Drudge
Perez, obviously, but why the blind?
ReplyDeletethe "arguably impressive background?" does that fit with Perez H? Maybe it is the tmz guy? Maybe more of a news media type? Ryan Seacrest?
ReplyDeleteCan't be Perez. He's always been openly gay.
ReplyDeleteThat said, no idea?!?
Tatum--Perez graduated with honors from NYU. He tried to make in acting but failed. The highlight of his career was as an extra on the Sopranos.
ReplyDeleteThis blind isn't about him though b/c he's not in the closet.
Sounds to me like Ryan Seacrest.
ReplyDeleteWho does what Perez does, without it being Perez? Does Seacrest on his show? I'm stumped. Perez has nothing to really hide.
ReplyDeleteAnderson Cooper? He is a Vanderbilt.
ReplyDeleteAlthough everyone knows he & Ryan Seacrest are gay.
first instinct is Perez, but he would definitely love the media attention.
ReplyDeleteRyan Seacrest is a good guess.
Could this be TMZ's Harvey Levin? Although, I thought he was openly gay.
ReplyDeleteWhore-Hey Hoe-man
ReplyDelete=
Har-vey Lev-in
It's Michael K from Dlisted. :P
ReplyDeletePerez is openly gay & would be showing off any "luscious" BF's as much as possible.
ReplyDeleteSeacrest - don't hear his show, but I don't think he's known for cutting ppl. to shreds is he? More of a softball player than that, no?
Harvey Levin - who would care if it was him? He's not out front, little to no impact on TMZ if it were.
Wish I had a suggestion though...
Would this be a clue???
ReplyDelete...being all sorts of cozy with the secret luscious boyfriend, out in public.
Secret being Seacrest kind of sounds alike???
Seacrest was my thought. On his radio show he's always going on about romancing the ladies.
ReplyDeleteHoward Stern...just a wild guess.
ReplyDeleteharvey levin is gay and supposed to be with a long term partner. could this be him and he's cheating on the long term boyfriend???
ReplyDeleteY'all are missing the point! It's not WhoreHey! It's WhoreHey's FAMOUS BOYFRIEND THAT SHE WANTS TO OUT! Get goigg on the boyfriend people! Not WHore Hey the WHORE!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I got one! I think;)
ReplyDeleteNick Denton, who runs Gawker and other blog sites is a perfect fit. Via Wikipedia He was originally an Oxford educated financial reporter who made his money in tech before founding Gawker which is arguably impressive.
There is also an article on Slate.com about how he deals with the press on his terms, which considering the dirt he dishes on Gawker could annoy people.
My first though was Harvey Levin of TMZ, but he's pretty openly gay so it wouldn't exactly be news.
""And she knew perfectly well that the nearly naked beef beside Whore-Hey's side was one he planned on keeping (firmly) on the down-low, with a sweaty grip.""
ReplyDeleteWho is the boyfriend on the downlow? A black man? Fifty Cent?
Harvey Levin is totally out of the closet. We're looking for someone who is in.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Seacrest. Since I don't really watch his E! show or listen to him on KIIS, so can someone confirm or deny if this would fit? she has many, many friends who are, at times, razzed, ridiculed, fried and cut up to pieces by Whore-Hey's increasingly cutting media mouth.
Also note that "Whore-Hey" is the Spanish pronunciation of George. Clue?
MICHAEL K DOESN'T HIDE WHO HE IS AND WHAT HE LIKES..
ReplyDeleteCOOP WELL IF YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK YOU'LL SEE HIM WITH HIS BOYFRIEND ALL THE TIME...THEY BELONG TO A "GAY FRIENDLY" GYM IN THE VILLAGE...WON'T NAME IT BUT AS MY FRIENDS LIKE TO SAY, THE GAYEST GYM IN CITY, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS WHY SHE JUST DIDN'T SNAP THE PHOTO AND BE DONE WITH IT...SHE MUST HAVE HAD HER CELL WITH HER...
Nick Denton is a great fit. Don't know who the secret boyfriend is though.
ReplyDeletei'm going with nick denton. ryan seacrest doesn't really slam or cut down celebs
ReplyDeleteFirst thought was Ryan Seacrest but I am terrible at these things.
ReplyDeleteEnty and his Lovah? I kid.
ReplyDeletehmmm my guess was way off....
ReplyDeleteIts not/cant be perez or Michael K.
Itd have to be someone everyone has heard of...
What about Mark Steines from ET or Billy Bush
I thought of ryan Seacrest.
ReplyDeleteAnd it was incredibly stupid of her NOT to get a photograph. You know what they say - a pictures worth a thosand words. Or a million bucks.
Totally Harvey Levin.
ReplyDeleteHe's got an impressive law background (friends being surprised by his career path) and I don't think most people know he's gay.
I think Seacrest too. Didnt he get his start with Merv Griffin? And didnt he just date Sophia Bush and another startlet, whose name I cant remember. He also is a producer of many reality shows.
ReplyDeleteSeacrest for the win!
Totally Perez! And I agree, the boyfriend is the real clue here!
ReplyDeleteAll the celebrities know Perez on site, and many would love to let him have it, but what I do not understand is why didn't she take the picture anyway?
If it was Perez, Perez would be the first one to post it on his own website. Perez has been looking for a hot boyfriend for a long time.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the above poster.
It is Harvey from TMZ. He was publicly outed by Alec Baldwin becuase Alec didn't like some things Harvey said about him.
I think Harvey was getting some side action and didn't want his long term boyfriend to find out about it.
Paul Heyman - the Heyman Hustle?
ReplyDeleteDon't think it's Seacrest.... Ted C is on eonline, and they generally don't do blind vices about people on the same network.... Seacrest does a lot of red carpet coverage for E.
ReplyDeleteRupert Murdoch.
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ReplyDeleteLongtime reader, first-time poster.
ReplyDeleteIt's not Denton. He's pretty openly out (his qriters talk about it all the time), and while some media types hate him, celebs couldn't care less. The Gawker Stalker thing that was controversial with George Clooney is passe.
I think it's Harvey. When Ted talks about the "surprising" choice made by the subject, he's talking about how people who knew him as shilling for People's Court may have been surprised he started a gossip empire (going from "legit" media to gossip journalism).
Perhaps the actress's vengeance stems from the fact that while Harvey is out of the closet, he doesn't want to become a target of gossip himself, unless it's on his own terms on his own show.
Also - does anyone else think the blind is kinda bitchy and jealous? I think Ted's been losing readers - I stopped when his column turned into a Twilight jizz fest. E!Online is losing readers to TMZ, I'm sure....
Darn. "qriters" = writers.
ReplyDeleteAlso - Levins's bio - he was always in entertainment in that he's been a legal analyst on TV for a while, but to go from OJ's trial (which was treated as hard news) to gossip may be surprising.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harvey_Levin
This seems so obvious to me. I really think this is Ted's attempt at a take down.
If the boyfriend is closeted, Perez might keep the secret.
ReplyDeleteWhore-Hey Hoe-Man is Clearly Perez Hilton. It ain't A.J. Hammer, so... MC Hammer?
On the down-low...
What about Billy Bush?
ReplyDeleteHow about Perez and John Mayer? ;)
ReplyDeleteNowhere does it say that she's an actress. Nowhere does it say that the luscious boyfriend is famous. Perez doesn't get luscious boys because he's a disgusting pig.
ReplyDeleteTed has always been nasty in his blinds and is jealous of no one. He's got his own luscious husband at home. People simply added TMZ to their bookmarks and still read E!Online. We skip past the Twilight stuff.
I don't think it's common knowledge that Harvey's gay. "Electronic media kingdom"... Does TMZ have other sites or on other media?
I would have taken the photo BEFORE talking to him.
Just to add that I LOVE that Ted included Matt Drudge as an "And it ain't." Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI still think Denton is a possibility, however A.J. Hammer started his career on Court TV as did Levin so I think Harvey moves into the lead;) Even though he's out, if it were with someone other than his boyfriend it would still be scandalous...
ReplyDeletethe more i think about this, the more I think this Whore-Hay is Harvey Levin.
ReplyDeleteAlso continuing with the 'and it aints' Lopez hosts a syndicated entertainment show (Extra) while Drudge is a blogger. Harvey Levin does both.
ReplyDeleteI'd say the last two are mostly just jokes, though what are the odds on Lopez being the hunky boy toy?
Mark McGrath?
ReplyDeleteBilly Bush.
ReplyDeleteHarvey Levin isn't really in the closet, he just doesn't talk about it, and he's been living wih a man for a very long time.
(There's no way his boyfriend would be considered "secret.")
ReplyDeletelittle miss smoke:
ReplyDeletei thought the same thing, whore-hey = jorge. not that that helps me any.
and i also had no idea harvey was gay. now i like him better!
Is Richard Branson a media mogul?
ReplyDeleteUm I was joking about Michael K.
ReplyDeleteJesus.
I think Ted is on the breakup skids... at least that's what I gathered from his tweets the other day.
ReplyDeleteI hope Ted C's marriage is ok. Anyway, Who is the boyfriend?
ReplyDeleteHope he gets a hold of it. "Guess I'm not the marrying kind, for real. Better luck to the rest of u 10:45 AM Sep 16th from txt" and then there was this... http://bit.ly/3Ypsh9
ReplyDeletePerez Hilton wouldn't clam up and glare icily. He would start screeching and throw a tizzy on site.
ReplyDeleteSite as in location. Not sight as in seeing.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the "vengeful broad" hacked into Ted's site and posted this blind item... about Ted! Muahahaha.
ReplyDeleteNo1uNo - wouldn't that be karma?
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