Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Tom Cruise Has Never Been To A Strip Club - Never Given A Refund For Sex

Tom Cruise was on Jay Leno last night. Jay has this thing where he is going to ask celebrities 10 questions at 10. Hey, that's cute. The good news is Jay made Tom squirm and squirm. Jay asked Tom whether he had ever been to a strip club. Tom said he had not. Jay didn't believe him. Then Jay asked Tom if he was better at being a pilot or having sex. Tom replied that he had done neither. I mean, Tom said that he tries to excel at everything and that no one has asked for a refund. Wait. Does that mean he charges for sex or for flying because I am confused. Who pays him for either one of those things?



8 comments:

  1. Haha I saw this. Tom is weird, but he has always seemed like a nice guy.

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  2. Anonymous11:57 AM

    "Then Jay asked Tom if he was better at being a pilot or having sex. Tom replied that he had done neither."

    SO does this mean Gay Cruise is still a virgin??

    hahahaha

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  3. LOL @ Sylvia.

    I would have asked him when Katie will be free of his grasp.

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  4. What I love about this is that this is the most forced conviviality I've ever seen.

    And does Tom Cruise have a real laugh? I think I've only ever heard his fake laugh.

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  5. You're right Christine! I've never heard him genuinely laugh. tom invented "Bwaaaaahaha"

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  6. "no one has asked for a refund"

    That's cuz Will Smith already has plenty of money.

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  7. Wow. I mean, we all know Suri is not his kid, but why did he feel the need to tell everyone?

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  8. Ew. He makes me nauseous.

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