In today's Your Turn, I thought I would borrow heavily from the only pimp I know who appears regularly on Bravo. James Lipton. James always asks each of his guests a series of 10 questions when they appear on Inside The Actor's Studio. Today though we are going to focus on just three of those questions.
#1 - Favorite Word
#2 - Least Favorite Sound Or Noise
#3 - Favorite Curse Word
My favorite word changes frequently but I have always been a fan of the word pudding. My least favorite sound is the alarm on my clock or the words, "last call." My Favorite curse word has got to be fuckers. Not fuck, but fuckers. It is usually preceded by the word those as in those fuckers are closing the bar early.
1. soporific
ReplyDelete2. The sound of someone (else) brushing his or her teeth.
3. Bastard, as in 'you bastard'
#1-My favorite word is monkey. I love the sound of it.
ReplyDelete#2-My least favorite noise is a baby crying. It grates my nerves.
#3-My favorite curse word is fuck although dick is a very close second.
#1 Fuck
ReplyDelete#2 Fucking nails on chalkboard
#3 Fuck in all of its tenses
#1 - Favorite Word - SALE!
ReplyDelete#2 - Least Favorite Sound Or Noise - Crying, especially my own.
#3 - Favorite Curse Word - Fuck and how many times it can be used in one sentence... Fuck those fuckin' fuckers fucking with my fucking shit.
Favorite word currently: douchebag
ReplyDeleteLeast fav sound: telephone ringing
Favorite curse word: Fucked, as in you're fucked, it's fucked ..
I made my own teeth hurt just typing #2. My apologies if it does the same to someone else.
ReplyDelete1) Shiver, a close second would be melting
ReplyDelete2) in equal measure planes and babies crying ( not like those nasty violent strangers who smack kids they don't know more like the helpless grandparent who's child just told them they can't comfort their grandchild because they are being punished)
3)SHIT
1. Favorite word: Absolutely
ReplyDelete2.Least favorite sound: Teeth sucking or phlem being cleared on a continual, never-ending basis.
3. Favorite curse word: Effing CRAP. Trying to keep it somewhat clean for the sake of my kid these days.
1. creamy
ReplyDelete2. the sound of someone vomiting
3. cock sucker
1. cleary. I say it way to much, as in "clearly Jon Gosslin needs a lobotomy"
ReplyDelete2. my children crying or people who suck liquid through their teeth when drinking
3. Asshole, it usually applies in most scenarios. i.e. Clearly Jon Gosslin is an asshole. :)
on a side note, my brother in law once looked at his son and called him a little son of a bitch. My sister probably wouldn't have caught on had her son not chuckled. Then she was like "HEY!!!!" very funny day.
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ReplyDeletei'm trying to think of a favorite word. its probably "meh"
ReplyDeleteleast favorite sound or noise...i hate the word moist. lol um. noise yeah, kids shrieking etc. and i have 2 of them. Oh, and my daughters feeding pump. I hate that noise UGH!
favorite curse word is probably fuck and any derivative.
1. cupcakes
ReplyDelete2. The lovely sound of vomiting
3. I'm a fan of curse words. Because of the kids I've started saying Holy Carp. But topping the list, fuckers, shit & crap.
#1 - Money (LOL)
ReplyDelete#2 - I guess someone farting (LOL)
#3 - shit (the only time I use the "F" word is when I am very very pissed off LOL)
Weee! Fun!!!
ReplyDelete#1- Diabolical
#2- Babies/children crying/whining
#3- Balls!
1. Terd, spelled that way too...
ReplyDelete2. I have to go with an alarm clock sound as well, doesn't matter which one...
3. Shitfuckdamn... You have to say it all together. We used to have a guy at our work (large building with hallway phones...). He was such a self righteous jerk and horrible to work with...hated when people cussed, even when it was a time when you had to!!! (I.e. Fingers getting slammed in something) When we were out doing rounds we'd call him up from the hallway phones and say it to him real fast. >;). He never figured it out.
1. freedom
ReplyDelete2. loud base from nearby car
3. asshole
1. Absolutely
ReplyDelete2. The alarm clock
3. Bitch
1 - hippopotamus
ReplyDelete2 - definitely the alarm clock....the horror, i use my cell phone and actually cringe when another person has it as their ringer
3 - fuckin' shit
1. "Sure!!!" (As uttered by my son when answering a question.)
ReplyDelete2. I dont want to be a hater so will tell u my most favorite sound: the soft pounding of rain drops on the car while am driving at night with saxophone music playing :-)
3. Double fucks or triple fucks - as the occasion demands
1-schadenfreude or the french word for rubber which I just LOVE saying: caoutchouc. It's pronounced "cow-oo-choo"
ReplyDelete2-police/ambulance sirens in Vancouver. They're somehow the worst.
3-fuck and all derivations thereof
1. Aluminum - just sounds great and I love watching people say it.
ReplyDelete2. Loud chewing - not open mouth, just loud, crunching, chewing. I have to leave the room when I hear it.
2. Fucker - no "s", just fucker. Perfect for all occasions.
#1: WINNER!!!!
ReplyDelete#2: Bail Denied!
#3: Poop stain monkey lips sucking on a surgar tit!
1. whiskery - as in "My dog gives me whisery kisses while I'm trying to do sit-ups."
ReplyDelete2. Babies crying.
3. fucker
1- Solipsistic both by sound and definition
ReplyDelete2- Cotton balls rubbing against certain things such as a tooth
3- fucking shit
1) Callipygian
ReplyDelete2) That horrible snorting sound people make when they're trying to suck mucus out of their sinuses and down their throats. You know the noise I mean. I have a coworker who does that All The Time and I just can't believe she thinks that's socially acceptable.
3) Well, my apologies in advance, but my favorite curse word is Cunt. I know it's super offensive to a lot of people, but it's the only curse word left with any real shock value, and it's pretty versatile.
Fuck! Whole_lotta_love stole all my fucking answers! You fucker! :)
ReplyDeleteSigh. I'll do something different then.
1. Esoteric. It's definition describes it well.
2. Guestimate
3. Jesus tap dancing christ
1.) Nest
ReplyDelete2.) lips/food smacking
3.) MotherFUCK!! (no "er")
I'm with you, The Missus. Cunt is a fan-fucking-tastic word.
ReplyDeleteWait! To expand on my love of the word cunt - this is an awesome cuss work - cuntasaurus.
ReplyDeleteYou guys have some really good "hated sounds" which reminded me I agree with some of them.
ReplyDelete1: English word: Waffle. French words: pamplemousse= grapefruit, and quelque chose = something.
2: the train whistle outside our offices. children shrieking. babies crying.
3: the ever popular "FUCK!"
(Alarm clock haters: I highly recommend those clocks which wake you up with the sound of the ocean. It EASES you in to the day :-)
Karmen: Cuntasaurus is awesome!
ReplyDelete1. discombobulate or ethereal
ReplyDelete2. a fork scraping against a plate
3. twat
Favorite Word: satori or schadenfreude (Tied depending on mood)
ReplyDeleteLeast Favorite Sound Or Noise: The horn of a car behind me (Nothing makes my car stall faster than an impatient jackass laying on the horn)
Favorite Curse Word: Dammit!
Favorite word: Not that I ever get a chance to say it very often, but I have always liked the word "frothy."
ReplyDeleteWorst sound: When someone is scraping their fork or knife across their plate.
Favorite curse: "Fuckin' A"
Oooh, Karmen, cuntasaurus. I think that's Sienna Miller. Or her cuntrifugal force that splits up marriages.
ReplyDelete1. ethereal and ephemeral
ReplyDelete2. children/baby screaming crying
3.jesus suffer and fuck (a billy connolly special)
"whole_lotto _luv said...
ReplyDelete#1 Fuck
#2 Fucking nails on chalkboard
#3 Fuck in all of its tenses"
It's like whole_lotto_luv is living in my head, Ã la "Being John Malcovitch"...
1. Meow or Mau
ReplyDelete2. People eating/chomping like cows gets me, I almost cannot be in the same room - I usually have to turn the TV up real load. *giving a side eye to my roommate*
3. Fuck and Cunt - like: That stupid fucking cunt smack or cunt hole bitch...Yep I swear like a sailor :)
1. Beer!
ReplyDelete2. Kelly Clarkson's Singing....
3. Dick (just don't get to use that term very often..)
1) Nipples
ReplyDelete2) Really loud music when I first wake up
2) Fuckface
1. dinner
ReplyDelete2. The sound of the clock on 60 minutes b/c that means the weekend is over
3. fuck
1 Schloss (German for castle)
ReplyDelete2 Someone just starting learning to play the violin (I'm a music teacher so I hear it a lot)
3 Twat
fave word: Poontang (nuf said)
ReplyDeleteleast fave sound: my dog farting when he's sitting on the couch next to me
fave curse: Fer Fuck sake (said in scottish brogue)
Favorite word: I like the ones that roll around in your mouth like marbles, like "deoxyribonucleic acid" or "transcontinental." "Lullaby" is a soothing, pretty word.
ReplyDeleteLeast favorite sound: styrofoam squeaking
Favorite swear: Dang!
My favorite word is extrapolate. I always call my best friend when I hear someone use it. Her favorite is plethora.
ReplyDeleteStyrofoam squeaking together.
Shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits!
1. "kk" something I say quite often - favorite sounding word - also a big "pamplemousse" fan - it makes me smile - such a simple fruit with such a pompous sounding name in French - Pourquoi est-ce que je ne suis pas étonné ?
ReplyDelete2. The sound of puke hitting the water in the toilet. OMG that turns my stomach. If it hits the floor, I'm ok. But that sloshy ploppy puke sound...UGH.
3. Crap - I have kids...PTK(prior to kids) was prolly fuckin' ______(insert work of choice).
favorite word: bizarre
ReplyDeleteleast fave sound: the sound of someone eating, chewing, drinking, making ANY sort of mouth noise
fave curse word: eff. although i love the word in all of its glory, we do have a lot of virgin ears around :)
1. festooned with purply goodness
ReplyDelete2. wet belches
3. cunting fuck-sucker (tm)
Fave word: neat
ReplyDeleteLeast favorite noise: styrofoam scraping a cardboard box (when you order something through the mail and you have to pull the styrofoam out of the box) eeeeeeeeeeeek.
Fave curse word(s): Son of a motherless goat! From the best movie of all time.
Favorite word: behoove. One of my first bosses was a younger, southern version of Tim Gunn and he loved to use this word. Such a gentlemanly way of telling you that you screwed up something. "I think it would behoove you analyze your sales report/re-think your project etc.
ReplyDeleteLeast favorite noise: the BEEP BEEP BEEP of a truck backing up. The neighbors truck makes this noise and it's annoying as hell.
Favorite curse word: Shit or Jesus H. Christ.
1. obstreperous
ReplyDelete2. nails on the blackboard make me cringe.
3. cunt. I have probably only used it once in my life. to me it is the dirtiest word in the english language.
I try not to swear. I tell people I had a quota of bad words and I used them up in 1985.
Lisa (original) said...
ReplyDeleteAlarm clock haters: I highly recommend those clocks which wake you up with the sound of the ocean. It EASES you in to the day :-)
Lisa, what a great idea. I am going to look for one today.
1. rococco
ReplyDelete2. a pencil eraser that's been worn down to the metal scratching against the desk or table.
3. shit (I'm from Texas. It's innate.)
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ReplyDelete1. Awesome. I can really mean it or say it with sarcasm...
ReplyDelete2. Some one who sucks snot rather than use a tissue. It sends me over the edge.......
3. Fuck me gently with chainsaw......
Favourite Word: serendipity
ReplyDeleteLeast Favourite Sound: fingers. chalkboard. trying not to think it. ewww.
Favourite Curse:
redhotpepper said...
Shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckertits
and I say...
shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckertitsfartturd&twat
And I thank Mark Hoppus and Tom Delonge for teaching me this lovely string of words for nearly any occasion!
Pussy.
ReplyDeleteAlarm clock. If I had an ocean alarm clock, I'd start to hate the sound of the ocean.
Fuckingcunt.
1. Hussy
ReplyDelete2. Anything LOUD and constant
3. Shit - just from the number of times I use it - but I really like twat, too.
Hey, Amazon, add Murphy after the H. This always cracks me up.
Fave word: Spork (spoon/fork)
ReplyDeleteLeast Fave word: Tincture
Lease Fave Sound: anything between the hours of 12 am and 6 am.
Fave Curse: Cocksucking muthafucker...there's just something so satisfying about all those "uck" sounds.
1. Serendipity (,baby!)
ReplyDelete2. Nails on a chalkboard. Totally.
3. Fucktard
#1 - The ones I have yet to learn. I'm a total vocabulary geek.
ReplyDelete#2 - More than one person talking at me at the same time. Crazy making!
#3 - Farging bastage, icehole or any combination thereof
Favorite word-(well, one of them) Snarl
ReplyDeleteLeast favorite sound-someone sucking all of their mucous together in preparation for hocking a loogy!
Favorite swear word-snatch (usually used in conjunction with another word, as in: snatch-face.)
#1 - sorry, ladies, but my favorite word is "speculum". It's fun to say.
ReplyDelete#2 - I was going to go with beeping, but Arkata and Jennifer reminded me that I physically curl into a ball at the sound of styrofoam.
#3 - fucker. verb/noun/adjective very versitle. I'm also partial to the long and low fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
1. serendipity
ReplyDelete2. definitely the alarm going off or the sound of ice when you open a freezer. just that high pitched screech, ahhhh!!
3. bollocks. just bollocks. it can sum up any situation.
Favorite word: Doodlebug
ReplyDeleteLeast Favorite Sound or Noise: Animals in pain or distress
Favorite Curse Word: Well .. in my real life I use the word fuck and all it's variants like I use the word "the" so I guess I gotta go with Fuck. [Remnants of a South Side of Chicago Childhood]
1. Cool beans
ReplyDelete2. Lately, it's been the sound of water anywhere near the condo, because too often in the past it's meant an big, unexpected plumber bill.
Prior to that, and still a biggie on the list, the sound of one of the cats yakking.
3. This depends on the audience.
If I'm among friends, it alternates between Bitch and fuck. If I'm in a crowd where I can't let fly, I resort to Yiddish - and my favorite is fahkokteh (it literally means gone to shit or screwed up )
1. Beautiful
ReplyDelete2. Someone burping out loud
3. Fuckshit (from Lake Placid -- as soon as I heard it I fell in love with it, well, I do say Fuck in many variations but fuckshit if my fav especially for pain in the ass customers)
1) juxtaposition or aesthetic.
ReplyDelete2) sound of the alarm on my phone or the exhaust fan above the stove.
3) twat.
1. Poohbah
ReplyDelete2. Whining- child or adult. HATE
3. Fuck is the KING of curse words. Long live fuck!
1. ephinany
ReplyDelete2. snapping gum and/ or snoring
3 Fucktard : my own made up word... for a fucking idiot.
1. Rhapsody
ReplyDelete2. Someone clipping their nails
3. Shit
1. plethora
ReplyDelete2. nails on a blackboard
3. fuckerbitch
@mary in salem: sorry but i have heard fucktard used many o' times. not a home grown.
ReplyDeleteFavorite Word: Believe
ReplyDeleteLeast Favorite Sound: Any sound a child makes; laugh, cry, scream, anything
Favorite Curse Word: Fuck (of course)
Yeah yeah, I know. I'm a teacher and there's one kid whose laugh cuts through me like a rusty dentist's drill. It's high-pitched, shrill, and piercing. And the thing that kills me is that he does it on purpose!
Celebreties favorite curse words
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJsM1Tl7_jE
Love JD from scrubs
1. Lovely
ReplyDelete2. Hate, hate, hate, the sound of
a phone ringing.
3. Mother Fucker. It's perfect for
almost any occasion.
1.- Solitude
ReplyDelete2.- A baby crying
3.- fuck
1. douche-nozzle (currently)
ReplyDelete2. mouth breathing
3. Jesus fuck (learned that one from my mom)
1. Business, frequently shortened to biz, and used as a pronoun for just about anything.
ReplyDelete2. Sudden loud noises from the TV or radio. Typically occur when commercials come on and the volume SUDDENLY GOES UP 80 DECIBELS. Fox is one of the worst offenders.
3. Dickhole and Goddamn.
@juicy-bizarre is on my list, too!
ReplyDeletefavorite word(s) currently: snootchie-bootchie!!
least noise: being pelted with somebody else's stereo/BASS when i'm in my OWN FUCKING SPACE!
and anybody snuffling constantly (like my daughter).
actually anything i don't have any control over. i have some control issues. :)
and bunny sneezes. 'cuz it means somebody's sick in a bad way.
curse word: so many to choose from!
bugger. definitely.
love to hear a foreign accent saying "bollocks", and a scotsman can swear ANYTHING and i love it!!
re #1:
ReplyDeletehave i mentioned i love kevin smith (yes, i have).
see "jay and silent bob".
1) favorite word: happenstance
ReplyDelete2) least favorite sound or noise: blender
3) favorite curse word: bitch
favorite word(s): transient, seriously?, and douchebag
ReplyDeleteleast favorite noise(s): children crying/screaming/shrieking (this is a popular one!) and also a phone ringing will set me off too.
favorite curse word(s): fucker, shit, goddammit, jesus h. christ
Potpourri = and I love to mispronounce it as 'pot'...drives people crazy.
ReplyDeleteLeast Fave Sound is a FART
Fave Curse Word = Holy Gee WEepin Willickers!
Fav. Word:
ReplyDeleteprestidigitation (love the sound)
& integrity (so few have it)
Least Fav. Sound:
(Hands down) the dentist's drill
Fav. Curse Word:
Fuck
although if I were going extended on curse I'll use Mom's:
Shit in my hat.
toots
ReplyDeletegagging
cunt
1-"Mom"when my children say it
ReplyDelete2-Grief-tomorrow is the one year anniversary of my brother in laws murder.
-Mother Fucker-sometimes I will say it alot and my hubby will tell me "Honey, the word does not have an expiration date on it, you do not have to use it all at once.
ps-love and miss you Jas. We are praying for justice and for those responsible to be arrested soon!
1. Oxymoron
ReplyDelete2. My cat throwing up. On the Carpet. At 3AM.
3. Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck.
1. I don't have a favorite word. I like so many of them. Prognasticate. Bumbleshoot. Per se. Most words can be made to dance if you work at it.
ReplyDelete2. Definitely the sound of a toddler screaming..It's this unique high pitched sound that hurts everything from my earlobes to my toes.
3. Fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. Fuckingfuck. You get the idea.
1. I don't have a favorite word.
ReplyDelete2. Least favorite word(s) - sort of
3. Least favorite sound - someone talking with their mouth full. My co-worker does this daily, often times while she's on the phone. Sometimes she has to repeat herself because the person on the other end of the line can't understand her since she has a mouth full of food.
4. Favorite curseword - fuck
1. Word: Asswipe - yes I know it's not a proper word, but it's fun to use.
ReplyDelete2. Sound: The moaning sound my dog makes when he is outside and wants to come inside - sounds like a wounded water buffalo.
3. Shitfuckinggoddammit - yes it's all one word when I say it.
K
1.Three words came to mind : Braggadocio, Milquetoast, Abecedarian (as an insult)
ReplyDelete2. The sound of the dentist's drill :(
3. Goddammit! Alternately, goddamn! i.e. Goddammit! The goddamn pigeons are on our porch again!
1. Favorite word: zacky -- as in "your breath smells zacky like your ass."
ReplyDelete2. Least favorite sound: the sharp snap of a rubber glove on a doctor's hand.
3. Favorite curse: cocksuckermotherfucker. It's a NY thing. A close second place came from The Sopranos. Instead of calling someone a motherfucker, they'd call them a motherless fuck.
Jamie's Girl, OMG it's just mean to intentionally mispronounce words. Has the same effect on me as squeaky styrofoam does on others. Every time my husband pronounces the l in salmon, my head explodes. lol. He thinks it's cute. Grrrrrrrr
ReplyDelete1. Any word that's spelled correctly is fine by me.
ReplyDelete2. The slurping of (hot) liquid, such as soup or hot chocolate. It's really not necessary!
3. I can't pick. I like to make use of as many as possible. Stupid fucking asshole. Goddamn whore. Dickface. Shitface. Assbrain. Douchebrain. ... Whatever the moment calls for.
Favorite word -- rump. It's just too fun to say :D
ReplyDeleteNoise : that damn siren that goes off every time there's a fire in Jersey
Favorite curse word : Fuckwad but I am really beginning to get attached to asshat
1. tump
ReplyDelete2. teeth scraping forks/spoons
3. bitch-ass
take it back #2 is pretty much anything repetitive...gum popping, smacking, fingernail clipping, etc, etc.
ReplyDelete1-Free (for obvious reasons)
ReplyDelete2- When my son cracks his neck or when I hear people whispering-doesn't matter if I can make out what they are talking about or not. That high pitch shit drives me insane.
3-Fuck and all versions of same. Fuckery is a big fave.
oh and when people eat with their mouth open. that should be punishable by death.
ReplyDelete1. Actually (although my new favourite is Cuntasaurus!)
ReplyDelete2. The sound of my father's ex-wife's voice. Think Sister Mary Elephant. Also applies to a woman at work who is allowed to use the company-wide intercom. I just shuddered.
3. Tough to pick between shit and fuck.
1. Anecdote...I like the way it sounds.
ReplyDelete2. Teeth sucking. It gives me facial tics and makes me jerk. I also can't stand the sound/feeling of nails on cotton sheets...omg. It gives me shivers just thinking about it.
3. Cunt-faced-ho-bag. However, since I have to watch my mouth when the kids are around, I probably say Crap or Fudge more than anything.
Oooh, I wasn't around on Friday, but always wanted to do this:
ReplyDeletefavorite word - ooh la la
least fav sound - tinnitus
fav curse word - fuck (i say it all day)
1 Beautiful
ReplyDelete2 Cat/ Dog hacking up furball
3 Fuck but x3 Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!!!!
I totally missed this on Friday as I was out of town.
ReplyDelete1 - "Usch". It's Swedish and it means "yuck".
2 - Open mouthed gum chewing.
3 - Pretty much anything related to genitalia or copulating.