Over the weekend, my second ex-wife Carli managed to stop shopping long enough to actually get a really nice juicy blind item. I replaced her names with descriptions, but other than that it is all her.
I was picking up food for a BBQ my friends were having downtown and a B list television actor with A list name recognition on a hit network drama walked in and was standing next to me yammering away for 5 minutes or so. I was at Milk Bakery on Beverly when he and his buddy walked in. His buddy made some comment about ordering ice cream and our actor said oh dude, I work out so much I can afford to eat this. Um....I beg to differ, but hey, he didn't ask my opinion. Our actor and his C list actress wife are looking at houses and our actor was saying how his friend's wife had told our actor's wife about this beautiful house. Well, our actor's wife saw the house and loved it, and put an offer in on it despite the fact that their friends had wanted to buy it and will freak when they find out they have been stabbed in the back.
Je nais comprend pas, Monsieur :(
ReplyDeleteLet's see if I speak Ent:
ReplyDeleteWe need a b list TV actor w/A list name recognition who has a C-list actress wife. He thinks his body's smokin'; Ent's wife disagrees.
They are going to bid on a house they got turned onto by a friend who was planning to bid on it themselves, hence the stab in the back.
I think we're supposed to name the B-list Actor with the C-list wife.
sorry: Ent's 2nd EX-wife disagrees.
ReplyDeleteEric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart?
ReplyDeleteAH...LEARN, NEVER TALK UNTIL THE CONTRACT IS SIGNED AND SEALED...
ReplyDeleteEric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart was my first though, too.
ReplyDeleteEric Dane & Rebecca Gayheart seem to fit really well.
ReplyDeleteDunno - Dane's bod is pretty hot!
ReplyDeleteI'm on the Eric Dane train (as long as Rebecca isn't driving).
ReplyDeleteI guess the friendship is pretty much over?
ReplyDeletei'm with Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart team
ReplyDeletei took it more so as his ex wife saying that he COULD afford to eat it but i dunno.
ReplyDeleteno, i took it to mean this actor thinks he's got a great bod and can eat whatever he wants. ex mrs. enty seems to think he's mistaken and should watch it.
ReplyDeleteThat's how I took it, too, Nancer.
ReplyDeleteEric Dane's body is fine though, no?
Agreed with Nancer & Judi.
ReplyDeleteLast I checked his body was nice, but wasn't the most amazing out there in Tinseltown. Maybe Carli has high standards when it comes to celeb bodies?
On the Dane/Noxema train. Also, I took it to mean that Carli thought the bod wasn't as smokin' as Mr. Dickhead thought it was. Anyone who would snake their supposed friends that way are Grade A asshats.
ReplyDeleteDon't think its Dane/Gayheart. First of all, his body is hot. Secondly, A list name recognition? Meh.
ReplyDeleteI highly doubt Rebecca Gayheart is C list. I would think much, much lower.
ReplyDeleteYeah, A-list means someone like me who doesn't watch a lot of TV would still have heard of them.
ReplyDeleteI'll ditto the Gayheart & Dane guess - and add in that I think the other couple trying for the house is Charlie Sheen & Brooke Allen. Supposedly Allen was introduced to Sheen by Gayheart & Dane.
ReplyDeletedavid duchovny and tea?
ReplyDeleteSorry, Dane's body is smoking hot. McSteamy. It's got to be somebody else, but yes, that was my first thought to, except for gorgeous Dane.
ReplyDeleteoops yeah i just re-read and yeah, she thinks his body is not so great. but yeah, no clue as to who.
ReplyDeleteShot, SHAZZZ--not until it closes and records!
ReplyDeletemake that shoOt
ReplyDeleteLaurence Fishburne, who is married to Gina Torres.
ReplyDeleteLike the Charlie Sheen guess, but wouldn't he be A list?
ReplyDeleteDon't like the Dane/Rebecca guess becauase he has a great body.
I think this needs to be read in the voice of Carli. I think she is telling the story. She went to pick up the food and she spotted the actor.
ReplyDeleteI still suck at guessing BI's though, so I got nothing.
Mark Harmon/Pam Dawber?
ReplyDeleteYou stupid motherfucker, Ent. Why in the fuck did you have to mention Parasite Hilton? Just when I thought that she had been effectively buried by the media, you have to be a jackass and start talking about her again.
ReplyDeleteEnt, I will make you a goddamn deal. Stop talking about Herpes Hilton and I will stop posting rude comments on your site. If we all ignore the Valtrex Vagina, it will slither away.
You dumbass cocksucker.
Courtney Cox, her husband, and Maniston.
ReplyDeleteDavid Boreanaz?
ReplyDeleteThe friend wanted to buy it back - why didn't they have their own offer in already? Though it was a crappy thing to do, you don't let real estate just sit on the market until you're ready to make an offer. Makes me think they wanted to buy it, but didn't have the cash.
ReplyDeleteSome of you people are alarmingly incapable of reading comprehension.
ReplyDeleteEnty's 2nd EX Wife Witnessed the following and reported it to Enty.
She saw a B List TV actor with A List name recognition.
The Actor said he could afford to eat Ice Cream bc he works out so much.
Enty's Ex Wife disagreed with this assessment which suggests the actors body is not what he thinks it is.
The Actor has a C list actress wife.
The Actor and His Wife have put an offer on a home targeted by friends.
Hence the back stabbing.
It's really not that deep or difficult people. It's called reading for those of you who struggle with it.
Oh my...if she thinks this actor is out of shape and was married to Ent (no offense Ent) then I will say the actor was probably someone along the lines of a John Goodman or Danny DeVito. ;0
ReplyDeleteLets brainstorm....what are some "hit network dramas" - House, Desperate Housewives, NCIS, Grey's Anatomy, Gossip Whore, Criminal Minds, (I don't know if One Tree Hill still is), Bones, Fringe, CSI, CSI Miami, Lost, Brothers and Sisters, Mad Men....is True Blood considered network Drama?
ReplyDeleteWell ballsucker...the whole Courtney Cox/David Arquette thing wouldn't work out for a few reasons...David Arquette isn't B list (unless I missed something), second....he isn't on a hit network drama unless, again...I missed something, thirdly - Courtney Cox is higher than C list.
ReplyDeleteSchool out again? Somebody's got too much time on their hands...
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas, CZh, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman.
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas, CZh, Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman.
ReplyDeleteI would hardly call the Noxema girl C list. More like Z list. With that said I have nothing.
ReplyDeleteAlso isn't Michael Douglas permenent A list.
ReplyDeleteno way charlie sheen and eric dane are looking at the same houses. charlie sheen is rolling in it - his show has been the #1 sitcom for YEARS.
ReplyDeletei failed algebra but this is my assessment...the buddy is probably not famous. or is only marginally famous.
ReplyDeleteThis is definitely Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart. I was at a party with them and heard the story straight out of Eric Dane's mouth.
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