Monday, October 05, 2009

The World Is A Gosselin World And We're Just Living In It

I have decided that the entire world revolves around the Gosselins. It used to revolve around Paris Hilton and some days it shifts to another person or story, but for the most part now the world is all Gosselin 24/7. The only bright side I have seen to this entire story is it is giving you a very good view at a mid-life crisis and what happens when someone is going through one and has a little bit of fame and a little bit of money. It also shows you why if you are getting divorced you should take out half the money from any joint bank accounts you have because otherwise it will be emptied by your spouse.

According to Kate Gosselin, Jon took $230,000 of the $231,000 they had in their joint bank account leaving her absolutely nothing to pay any bills or to take care of the 8 kids. Jon told her to f**k off and that he needed some Ed Hardy. Kate has previously taken $100K from the account but put it back so she wouldn't be violating a court order. Here is what you do. Take your half before you go to court and then you don't have to worry about any order. If you try and play the nice person you will end up with nothing. Do I believe Kate can't pay the bills? Hell no, but most people in her situation would not be able to. If you know you are going to file for divorce get out your share of the money before you file. Call all the credit card companies and cancel your cards. Protect yourself because once those papers have been filed don't count on your spouse to play nice. If you want to see Kate whine and cry and then perk up as she talks about her new talk show and how she is made for television and then realize she needs some more tears so tells some story about a ring with 8 diamonds and a mother of pearl then you can watch the video.



23 comments:

  1. Blecch on both of them.

    Definitely way past time for the media to stop paying attention.

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  2. Welcome back Enty. I hope you feel better.

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  3. she's getting a talk show?!

    *headdesk*

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  4. i hate the wake the dead, but speaking of paris hilton.....where IS she? did she die?




    (crossing fingers!!!)

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  5. Paris is out and about - photo'd with camel toe. So no such luck Nancers.

    This family is so messed up. The kids, I doubt they are going to be remotely normal in relationships b/c of these 2 idiots and their egos..my ex in-laws went through they same style messiness and now both kids are in juvee. When can parents learn to set their doucheness aside.

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  6. I rarely use this word but this woman is a true c*nt. Both her and her husband are horrible. They have no problem making money off of the backs of their children when instead they should be getting up off their asses, get a job, sell that outrageous house and support your children. This mother cries crocodile tears on a regualr basis. Man, I hate them both and I am at a loss as to why anyone would ever watch/ed this show.

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  7. Kate is claiming the kids were so upset, crying and carry on, because they are not filming the show now that Jon put a stop to it. If they are indeed upset it's only because the camera crew are the only sane people they ever see.

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  8. "Agreeance" Usage (from Dictionary.com): considered obsolete and a bastardization of 'agreement'

    I h8 Kate & douchebag. Newsflash: Don't have more kids than you can support!

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  10. Tell me why anyone watched this show. Was there always this much drama?

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  11. What needs to happen is this -- the station that's carrying the show needs to grow a sense of moral responsibility and stop all the nonsense. Ratings vs. lives ... what's more important here?

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  12. She needs $100,000 to feed her kids? Where does she shop? They are both very selfish fools and I feel for their children.

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  13. NotSo - moral responsibility in corporate America?!?!?? Don't think that's going to happen in this lifetime. Although I agree it should. Those poor kids. They will make Danny Bonadouche look normal.

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  14. Could we have a Gosselin free zone?! I am sick to death of these two morons, this cable show has dismal ratings yet every utterance makes network television news. Can we just look away from this monster TLC created?

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  15. yeah, not gonna happen, but one can dream.

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  16. Oh my GOOODNNEEESSSS!!!!! Don't talk about these asshats anymore!!! HATE.THEM.

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  17. As you may have read, I have a venomous hste for Khate G., simply because she has put her kids through what amounts to child slavery. I only hope someone takes the kids away from this idiot. And I can only hope that the reason Jon took the money out of the bank account is to put it in a trust for the kids....

    Yeah, right.

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  18. It doesn't matter who takes out what during the separation. If it was in violation of a court order, it gets worked out during the final division of assets.

    I just wish these two would both shut up. How I wish their divorce judge issued a gag order. They are both making it worse for their kids. And their kids shouldn't have to work on the stupid show (AKA the family job) to support their parents' lifestyle.

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  19. God I hate these two idiots. Just cancel the freaking show and start ignoring them already. Quit letting her whine on The Today show and let them get jobs and support their kids instead of the kids supporting them. They both suck

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  20. Sure do wish *I* had $37,000.

    That's a whole year's salary, for me. BEFORE taxes.

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  21. I think the show is done, too. As for why people watched it? I have a kid and three nephews and all of them loved this show before the drama unfolded. It was family-viewing in a world of top model nonsense and American Idol wannabes. Truly, there were good points to it.

    Child labour? Look, these kids have had all sorts of opportunities that most kids on the planet will never get, and let's get real: they were filmed being themselves and were not following a script or doing anything above and beyond the call of childhood. Also, they should, barring any blatant thievery of their parents, have a college education waiting for them as a result of being filmed a few times a year. If I could sign myself up to be a Gosselin-kid for a while, I'd do it. Seriously.

    And, to add another point, these people are NO different than anyone on a reality show, including the Roloffs and the Duggars. You want a wife who calls her husband out regularly? Try Amy Roloff. And, they have four children. The Duggars? 18.

    If I had to have position on this, I'd take Kate's side. The husband was always a joke, which was why she appeared to be so domineering. I'm not saying she's a saint, but as a mother, her position is fairly relatable.

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  22. Ya .. I would be worried about this but I figure when my marriage ends any day now .. there will be nothing in the checking account to take any way. "Hey [Insert Mr. Wil's name here]!! Here's your half of the $19 overdraft charges form the bounced mortgage and credit card payments last week!" However, if I had money, it would be a totally different story. Like .. hiding money in an account in my Mom's name and having her control the cash til I am free. [Grated this plan does require nice, trustworthy and responsible Moms, Dad's and Siblings .. and I KNOW that is a rare commodity!] But back when I had money .. this would have been the plan.

    And .. I am totally feeling that I am just living in the Gosselin's twisted world. Pretty amazing.. considering that I didn't even know who these two assholes were last year at this time!!

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  23. Enough. If they are "worried" about the kids, from what I have read here and other sites, those kids are financially set. However, Kate and Jon need to realize that they are not. They both under contract with TLC and they both should get equal money. Here is a message to both of them-SHUT IT! You are not going through anything that other couples in the world who have kids and assets. WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT YALL. Kate-grow up. Realize that no one is buying that you have no money to feed the kids-girl, if that is the case, carry your ass down to the local food bank and get yourself a sack. Trust me, you can stand in line and get some groceries for your babies. Weren't you an ICU nurse before fame came and took what sense you had left after child birth? Get on Per diem at the local hospital. You're poor "devoted mom, victim wife" schtick is tired-like your hair.
    Jon-Get away from the likes of Daddy Lohan. The only thing that he can do for you is bring you down. Take some time away from the Hamptons, Vegas,Inside Edition, Entertainment Tonight and TMZ, and the Ed Hardy-yes, I said it. Get to the gym, start lifting and hit a treadmill. Those children will want a daddy. You need to get out of the limelight and into the light of fatherhood. Those children do not care that you do not live with them, they CARE that you are there FOR THEM.
    Get back in touch with your Hawaian roots and remember what OHANA is.
    Both of you are dreadfull and need to have some sense slapped into you.

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