Friday, November 20, 2009

The Fan Of The Day


Forget all those Twilight fans. They have nothing on a fan of the British boy band JLS. Is it a tribute band to Jamie Lynn Spears or something? Anyway, no one knows the name of the girl because she got away, but this is what happened. She followed the band around to see what their luggage looked like. She then went out and bought a piece of luggage that was identical. She then walked over to where all the luggage for the band was being kept as they checked out of their hotel in Dublin and zipped herself up inside the piece she had bought.

She probably would have got away with it and been loaded into the storage area of the tour bus but the loaders noticed the bag was squirming and so they opened it up and out she fell. Apparently she had been in there for about 30 minutes and was already faint so there is no telling what would have happened if she had managed to get on the tour bus. For all her efforts the girl still didn't get to meet the band as they had left using different transportation. While being questioned she said she had to go to the bathroom. She left and never returned.


18 comments:

  1. Wow, that is some serious stalking!!!!!! Atta girl.

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  2. Hehe makes me so proud. I've never quite gone to that extreme, wow.

    They're actually a fairly decent boy band, Enty, and they can sing?!?!? (Sorry, sarcasm kicked in there) Look on Youtube, they were runner-ups to Alexandra Burke in last year's X Factor, UK.

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  3. Wow, these guys look like the poster boys for this group:
    http://www.facebook.com/pages/Thanks-to-Ed-Hardy-I-recognize-morons-right-away/84424928269?ref=ts

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  4. Look, it made sense at the time...

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  5. omg, can they LOOK more jersey shore? brilliant.

    a jamie lynn tribute band....now THAT would be funny.

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  6. Haaaa! What a dork.

    But I must say, that is a sweet bunch of choco-laddies!

    *choosing to ignore the ever-present dumb-ass undies showing. Why isn't that look OVAH yet?*

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  7. What has posing topless have to do with their singing abilities?

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  8. The girl is really lucky they found her on time. She will grow up one day and realise that crazy idea almost cost her life.

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  9. Every band has their Yoko.

    At first glance I thought this was the Gotti Gang.

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  10. Whoa, the dude on the left totally looks like a creepy version of Ray-J.

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  11. This BBC link will show how truly scary JLS fans currently are, it happened last weekend. I've been in love with bands before, but never to this extreme, eek :-S I wouldn't rule out this suitcase trick though ;-)

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/8364046.stm

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  12. Ugh, they're so scummy looking.

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  13. Anonymous6:24 PM

    A creepy version of Ray-J? Isn't that redundant?

    All I can say is, there is nothing in the world weaker than a teenage girl's gaydar. Can I get a whut whut from all my Claymates?

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  14. Anonymous7:37 PM

    Wow....looking at these guys, I realize that I am much more turned on by my hubby's vodka tummy, can't-see-'em hipbones, and biceps that have flexed more from holding me than lifting weights....

    Also, his pants are ALWAYS higher than his underwear. God I love that man!!!! :)

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  15. Pull up your pants! Ugh!

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  16. WOOHOO preach it, Anon 737

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  17. What's the point? They all look exceedingly gay.

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