This was going to be Four For Friday last week, and it is so easy, it is scary. See, that was going to be my hook for Halloween. So easy it's scary. Too cheesy though. So, instead you get them today.
#1 - 4 - Two marriages. Two cheats. Two men kicked to the curb. Actually from what I heard the first one may have been literally kicked to the curb. The first marriage involves a celebutard and his B list actress wife on a hit television show. He cheats almost constantly and doesn't care who knows it. He knows that his wife doesn't want to be seen as a failure so he takes advantage of that and keeps on cheating. The second marriage is even easier to guess than the first. Actor and a singer. What you might not know though is that the actor has been to scared to even cross paths with his wife except in the most public of places for fear that she will go off on him physically and verbally. To say that she is going through this event quietly would be very wrong. In fact, just this morning everyone in LaGuardia airport could hear her yelling at him on the phone.
#1 - Celebutard
#2 - B list actress
#3 - B list actor
#4 - Singer
B list actor = Josh Duhamel
ReplyDeletesinger = Fergie
Celebutard = ?
B list actor = ?
3/4 Josh & Fergie
ReplyDeletecould i get some of the cdan detectives to give me a heads up on something? who are the posters with OFFENSIVE multiples? i don't care about the silly multiples.
ReplyDeletecase in point the poster from friday with the racially charged name. was he ror? or someone else?
it just seems to take enty too long to delete these posts and my patience for this is getting thin. very thin.
1 & 2 = Tori Spelling & KFed JR?
ReplyDeleteSad about Fergie and Josh-dirtbag.
ReplyDeleteNo clue on the first one.
1&2:ellen pompeo and her husband chris!
ReplyDelete3&4:fergie and josh duhamel
1/2 Spencer and Heidi? (And George Wendt).
ReplyDelete3&4 - Fergie and Josh - she was in NYC (Oct 2009) for the Avon Foundation's "Champions Who Change Women's Lives" - so she could def be the one at LGA.
ReplyDeleteI thought of the same responses as you, pomme.
ReplyDeleteI agree:
ReplyDeleteTori Spelling and Dean
Fergie and Josh
Dean is definitely a celebutard but what hit TV show is Tori on? And how would she ever be considered a B-list actress?
ReplyDeleteI like the Ellen/Chris guess, but personally I wouldn't classify Chris as a celebutard. He and Ellen keep a pretty low profile, and he's just not a blatant famewhore/asshat like some others in LA. If Ent took out that word, I would be 100% on the Ellen/Chris train.
3/4 - Def Josh and Fergie
Quint, that's CDaN's resident troll. He originally posted as "Les Suckno," but obviously he has many names. He's not Ror. We tried many times to get Blogger to ban him, but they won't do anything about it, even though he has obviously committed hate speech, which is supposed to be against their rules. The best way to deal with him is to ignore him. Any time someone responds, it just makes him post even more. :(
ReplyDelete1-bill rancic (the apprentice, giuliana & bill)
ReplyDelete2-giuliana dipandi rancic (has done various cameos, has relationship book)
3-jho
4-marc anthony
Fergie and Josh. They haven't even been married a year.
ReplyDeleteMy votes are for the Ellen Pompeo/husband and Josh/Fergie guesses.
ReplyDeletemooshki,
ReplyDeletei just wish enty would get someone he trusts to have access to this site, so that this person has the ability to delete those kinds of posts.
hell, he's met one person on this site. if he thinks so much of that person to met and go out to lunch, why not trust said person to delete bigoted and/or racist commentary. that's all i ask.
forgot to add: i'm not suggesting that this site is manned 24/7. obviously we all have obligations and interests outside of this site.
ReplyDeletejust get another pair of hands to help out, is all.
If someone needs banning it is ridiculously easy to ban an IP, an IP range or other variables, but a real troll can just proxy and get around it.
ReplyDeleteQuint: I think he has done that. But sometimes it's best to write enty himself. Write me offline. Moosh has my emAil address. I am writing from a phone and that mAkes it complicated.
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ReplyDeleteUmm well Fergie supposedly was talking about the fact she used a Rolling Stones song for her wedding in the gift lounge of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame show where she performed with Mick Jagger. She also was talking about getting some game to play with Josh.
ReplyDeleteI think this is bull to the max about her.
Quint, email me at mooshki at yahoo.com and I can get you in touch with Gladys.
ReplyDelete.robert, Blogger won't let you find out a commenter's IP address. The only way I know to do it is to track all visitors to the site and try to correlate the times with the comments, and that would take forever.
ReplyDeleteWhy does everyone think Fergie treats Josh like crap?
ReplyDeleteWhy is Vanessa called Lemonjello?
I'm still clueless about that one.
Not sure if Enty updated this post, but here's a pic of Fergie at LGA today. http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/fergie-says-goodbye-to-the-big-apple-212853/
ReplyDelete#1 That dude from The Bachelor (Blob....eerrrr...Bob)
ReplyDelete#2 Blob's wife (don't know her name)
Ryan, it tickles my funnybone you think Heidi is a B list actress. lolol.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, I did think Tory and Dean despite the fact that it''s hard to think of her as B.
jessica alba/cash warren
ReplyDeletefergie/josh
To: White House N*****,
ReplyDeleteI simply forward your comments to The Secret Service and their potential threat e-mail box. I don't make judgments as to what constitutes a threat, but I am sure they will at least take the time to do a quick look into your background.
Have a nice day,
EL
okay..apparently i missed some drama this afternoon...
ReplyDeletemira, i thought about ja and cash too, but is it a current hit tv show the b-lister has to be on? doesn't say
ReplyDeleteNot sure if he is the meanie who said I was ugly the day my reader photo was up, but I thought that was mean, so for that, he really is a troll.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking about Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, but I couldn't think of what TV show she would be on right now.
#3 and 4 HAVE to be Fergie and Josh.
mooshki,
ReplyDeleteit's sent. i am logging off for the day. thanks!
enty,
bless you! i was just jarred and ticked off from friday. thanks!
I thank you, too, Enty.
ReplyDeleteTori Spelling HAS to be C-List. Otherwise it fits.
ReplyDeleteEnty,
ReplyDeleteI really appreciated how you handled that horrible person. You showed style.
Well said and thank you, Enty!
ReplyDeleteChris Ivery is a music producer...I don't think we can put him in the celebutard category, right? There were rumors of him cheating though...
I'm on the Fergie/Josh train for the 2nd two.
#1 bobby fley
ReplyDelete#2 stephanie march (law and order svu)
Celebutard:Tony Parker/Pete Wentz
ReplyDeleteB list actress:Eva Longoria/Ashlee Simpson
B list actor:Josh Duhamel
Singer:Fergie
Y'all give the trollers too much leverage over your emotions. I saw it, and I ignored it for enty to handle it, but that's me.
ReplyDeleteI guess Fergie is pissed because Josh was caught cheater by the Enquirer? Also, It's clear that Dean and Tori, could be #1, but no way is either one of those losers a b.
Good job, Enty!
ReplyDeleteHave to think about 1 & 2. Unfortunately, I think you all are right about 3 & 4 being Josh and Fergie. Bummer.
Ok... if 3 & 4 are Josh & Fergie (no matter how gorgeous he is--good for her!)... then I agree with Kristen S, because Josh's character on All My Children (Leo) was married to Rebecca Budig's character on All My Children (Greenlee). And Bob would fit as a Celebutard. Although, if he is cheating on RB, then he is a freaking idiot.
ReplyDelete(But I hate to hear that about Josh... I wanted him to be one of the good guys. But STILL: Get him, Fergie... That Is Not Okay.)
And I want Rebecca to have her Happy Ever After.... (girl crush)
1 & 2 has to be Ashlee and Pete Wentz
ReplyDeletei'm with ClaireFrasier & Kristen S.
ReplyDelete#1 - Celebutard = Bob Guiney of the Bachelor
#2 - B list actress = Rebecca Budig of All My Children (if a soap can be called a hit series...this one certainly has been on forever, and she's had Daytime Emmy nominations for it)
#3 - B list actor = Josh Duhamel
#4 - Singer = Fergie
I saw Fergie at LaGuardia but did not see or her her on the phone. I felt so bad for her, she's tryin to catch a plane and the paps are following her and shouting out questions. She looked so so sad. I used to adore Josh D, now I think he is a shit for doing this to her.
ReplyDeleteI do not get why some women think Fergie deserves this. He asked her to marry him.
Enty, yee-ha to you. Thumbs up for an ingenious way to handle scum!
ReplyDeleteI love me some Enty.
ReplyDeleteFor 3 & 4: http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/zwecker/1860480,fergie-josh-duhamel-stripper-110209.article
ReplyDeleteForward to the Secret Service .... awesome solution, I am sick of those offensive comments and hope this guy gets a visit from the Feds.
ReplyDeleteI would love to say Ashlee and Pete for 1, but there is know way she is B list...So I'm stumped. I did like someones guess for Bobby Flay and Stephanie March...Bobby Flay seems like such and ASS, but wouldn't have Enty mentioned a Chef?? I'm stumped.
ReplyDeleteFergie and Josh definitely for the last part...So sad. I still don't get why people who have waited years to get married almost always end up divorced within a year....It just dosen't make sense to me :)
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ReplyDeletePEOPLE...you guys kill me.
ReplyDeleteOnce again, I will attempt to make those of you unable to comprehend written words understand what Enty has given us.
It cannot be Tori & Dean. Stop guessing them. Read other posts.
IT CANNOT BE TORI AND DEAN. She is not a B List actress. Nor is she currently on a hit television show where she acts.
The second is Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey...She resides in NYC. Normally, we only see those two together on the red carpet.
And for those of you getting bent out of shape over comments - YOURE ON A MESSAGE BOARD GET A LIFE.
Who cares...Really. If its that offensive don't turn on your computer. The beauty of technology is we can all interact over pointless, mindless, celebrity gossip. The downside is we occasionally have to put up with idiots. Let it go.
Wentz would be more of a singer than a celebutard, I think.
ReplyDeleteI missed something going on in the comments of friday, obviously...
Enty, you're a hoot. Maybe we'll get rid of that dope for good.
ReplyDeleteIsn't Tori Spelling permanent B list because of 90210, even though that was ages ago??? Not sure, but the rest of the clues fit her and Dean. What a jerk.
Second is either Fergie/Josh or Mariah/Nick. My first guess was J Lo, but Skeletor is NOT an actorin any way, shape, or form, that atrocious vanity project of theirs aside. I forgot the name of it. ;)
In what universe is Nick Cannon a B-list actor?
ReplyDeleteLioness, that was why I got to Tori & Dean. Also, the line "He knows that his wife doesn't want to be seen as a failure so he takes advantage of that and keeps on cheating", given that he was married at the time of them getting together and so on.
ReplyDeleteBesides which, it doesn't say that the hit TV show is necessarily something where she might act in, just that she's an actress. Their reality show could be the show in question.
Sorry, a little off-topic, but I recently left the Yelp website because of offensive race-driven remarks against Obama (and others) by a particular poster. How I wish Yelp's HQ had the same cojones Enty has to call him out on it, but they just let him say whatever he wanted, not caring if it offended the other members who were minorities. So even though I had "Elite" status, I deleted my profile and reviews because of it.
ReplyDeleteIt really saddens me in this day and age we still have to deal with this crap.
Quint, I didn't get your email - not sure if my spam filter caught it or something? I just didn't want you to think I was ignoring you.
ReplyDeleteEnty, you are fabulous. I wish other sites had your charm, wit, and untouchable fashion sense.
ReplyDelete#3 & 4 are Gwen Paltrow and Chris Martin
ReplyDeleteHey Missyh,
ReplyDeleteAwesome guess for 3 &4 being Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. I read somewhere else, and sorry I can't remember where, that he cheats on her all the time, mostly with groupies. Apparently she went balistic when it was rumoured he was sleeping with Natalie Imbruglia (his ex) due to the fact she was somebody and not an anonymous fan. She won't get a divorce due to the humiliation of not having a 'perfect' life, and how could she GOOP if she no longer had the superior attitude due to having it all. Also explains why you never see Gwyneth and Chris together, not even in pap photos.
Think everyone is correct for Tori and Dean being 1 & 2.
#1 retard husband
ReplyDelete#2 Courtney cox
i second GOOPY and chris martin for 3 and 4
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with Missy H. Don't think it's Fergie - I think pucker-snob face Gwyneth and Chris Martin are a much better fit.
ReplyDeleteIf you consider Tori's run on 90210makes her a B-list actress, then it could be her.
#3 and 4 cant be goop and chris. It says that the Actor is scared to even cross paths with his wife. Which would imply that the wife is the singer, and the husband is the actor.
ReplyDeleteI think it is safe to say that 3/4 has been solved.
ReplyDeleteI typed La Guardia Airport Fergie into google, and the first thing that came up was photos of her at the airport on the morning in question.
Unless anyone can find photos of another singer who is married to an actor at the same airport on the same morning, who else could it possibly be?
1/2 otoh, I have no idea
I think it is safe to say that 3/4 has been solved.
ReplyDeleteI typed La Guardia Airport Fergie into google, and the first thing that came up was photos of her at the airport on the morning in question.
Unless anyone can find photos of another singer who is married to an actor at the same airport on the same morning, who else could it possibly be?
1/2 otoh, I have no idea
i'm loving tony parker / eva longoria for 1 & 2 and chris martin / gwynnie for 3 & 4. chris was supposedly spotted in a tonguelock with kate bosworth?
ReplyDeleteKristen S., ClaireFrasier, and Tea Lady - Having worked with both sweet Bachelor Bob and Rebecca at an event, I could see it being the other way around - her cheating on him.
ReplyDeleteDon't want to ruin your girl crush ClaireFrasier but she is a raging bitch who is nowhere close to B-List status OR on a hit television show but acts like she is. We still tell the tale of how she growled and threatened a young woman to not ruin her "very expensive (and very sheer) dress."
Bachelor Bob on the other hand is a sweetheart and would rather spend time apart then together.
#1 Celebutard - David Arquette
ReplyDelete#2 B List Actress - Courtney Cox on t.v. show Cougar
She is known to be a perfectionist in all things. Hubby knows this and how she hates to fail... Makes lots of sense.
About the Fergie/Josh thing...
ReplyDelete1. Josh is a dreamboat
2. Fergie is pretty and talented
You'd think they would be a great couple.
Fergie is picking up the slack while Josh's career isn't exactly peaking right now.
If Josh cheated on Fergie, shame on him.
On the other hand, if Josh were my husband, I wouldn't be able to keep my hands and other body parts off of him.