Monday, December 07, 2009

I'm Confused


Over the weekend I saw that Lindsay Lohan spent the night at Jason Segel's house. Apparently she spent the night on Friday and then he came out on Saturday morning and told the paps she wasn't there and they could all go home. They stayed and Lindsay came out an hour later. Perhaps I am missing something here. Why on earth do all these guys who presumably can find someone less Lindsay like mess around with her? Is there some kind of unknown STD thrill. I'm not saying Lindsay has an STD, but do you really want to roll those dice?

Guy after guy appears to have been with her the past few weeks. Gerard Butler, Cash Warren, Kevin Connolly, and now Jason Segel. Some people would also throw John Mayer into the mix, but I think he will pretty much f**k anything so he is not really relevant to this discussion. Yes, you could make the case Gerard Butler would pretty much f**k anything also, but there needs to be some kind of sample size left for me to have any kind of post. This doesn't include others that probably exist which I can't remember. Is this like a drug thing? There certainly seems to be shame in it. Yesterday US Weekly asked Jason about it and he walked away. I don't think I could be drunk enough or stupid enough or that desperate to ever have sex with Lindsay Lohan. Why are these guys?


37 comments:

  1. How long before there's a Tiger/Lindsay hookup? ;)

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  2. Ugh I cant help it. I love Gerard Butler despite trying my hardest to not like him at all. I don't know what's wrong with me! I guess he would be my guilty pleasure lol!

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  3. Some guys would f**k a stump. It's the way we're wired. The biological imperative is stronger than good taste or fear of STD's. But even I wouldn't sleep with LL.

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  4. Maybe it's a coke thing...start doing coke w/her...get all horned up...i dunno, sounds pretty gross to me!

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  5. OK, why are the comments not showing up for me?

    I think Lindsay is doing hard-core porn stuff in exchange for drugs. Jason Segel might not have done her, but maybe he watched. Or filmed it.

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  6. Because when she dies from her lifestyle they can go on tv and say they slept with her, blah, blah and they think she will become more famous dead than alive?

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  7. I love Jason Segel, and I need to believe he didn't. Like, NEED to. Because gross.

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  8. I can't believe anyone would actually go near her--maybe she's the one calling the press & photographers to make herself relevant?

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  9. I'm with you, Enty. Not even with a Hazmat suit, an old priest and a young priest, and a 55 gallon drum of vodka would I want to f*ck Lindsay Lohan.

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  10. Sluts get around.

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  11. ass to mouth.

    that's the attraction.

    hard to get regular actress/singer/models to do that.

    lindsey will probably do just about anything for a taste of candy.

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  12. Anonymous11:25 AM

    LOL@hazmat

    Unless she has a piece of gold down there, the men would be desperate to do her LOL.

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  13. If she is high all the time on drugs then these guys are taking advantage of her. That is a nice way of putting it.

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  14. Even though LiLo is a strung out mess, she is still a pretty girl with big tits. As fucked up as she is, she still manages to pull it together once in awhile and look decent. She's also an easy lay. All jokes aside, a guy could do much, much worse. Linds is only 10-20 lbs and a for real detox away from being the hottest chick in the room again.

    Throw her in a mini dress, add a few cocktails (coketails?), a couple of horny famous dudes, and voila.

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  15. How can any guy even get it up for her?

    LOL @ @Sporky!

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  16. May be going out on a limb but... Some of these tools may just want to get down with LiLo before it's too late...

    Pathetic, any way you look at it.

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  17. the common denominator is all those men are disgusting. i don't get what she's trying to prove, but by all accts, she's trying to prove something.

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  19. Wasn't Jason Segal one of Ted's BVs?

    I never thought he looked all that bright. If he is doing Blohan, he is an idiot.

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  20. Maybe I'm deep in denial, but I don't believe Gerry was with her. I mean, all he has to do is pass someone on the street and suddenly, the tabs say they're having sex. He's talked about this and how during this time, he's even had a couple or three steady girlfriends who weren't famous and nobody said anything.

    But the Jason thing, well, seems like there's too much smoke there not to be fire (down below, hahaha). Which I don't like hearing about either, because I've had some cougar fantasies about him :-d

    I'm thinking LiLo might either give good he*d or maybe carries around the best stash or something.

    I'm not going to think about this in any more detail because it churns my stomach....

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  22. That's it, Jason has officially jumped the shark. :(

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  23. Anonymous11:49 AM

    Hey Enty! Don't forget Samantha!

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  25. It appears that she's become a Hollywood hooker. There has to be some kind of money or drugs being exchanged for her services, which seem to have made it through the grapevine. Nothing else makes sense since all the hookups are just random guys who wouldn't normallY be seen with her.

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  26. Anonymous12:06 PM

    i wish i knew the truth and nothing but the truth.

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  27. Jason Segel has been the subject of a couple of blinds, and there was a rumour that he was doing coke openly from his hand while waiting for a valet to get his car a few months ago - offering it to others who were also waiting. This is a coke hook-up for sure.

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  28. I don't think they are even hooking up. They are probably just doing drugs together all night and into the morning.

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  29. I think Lindsay equates sex with genuine affection, which she has clearly never gotten from her mother and her father. She is as starved for affection as much as she appears to be starved for food. God knows what kind of sexual contact she was exposed to as a beautiful child actress in Hollywood. Throw in an eventually lethal coke habit, and you have a girl that will do anything with anyone who pretends to like her for even a half hour.

    As far as the "men" (I use that word loosely, as real men are few and far between nowadays) she beds down with, I almost wonder if she's not an item on a sexual scavenger hunt or a square on a sexual bingo. These are sexual conquest games that douchebags play. I can totally see Lindsay being an unwitting player. Plus, all that coke makes them all even more incredibly stupid than they already are.

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  30. @sporky: you're healthy to day i like your humor

    @rocketqueen: agreed

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  31. enjoy it now Jason...cuz no one is giving you any after this!

    HIMYM jumped the shark this year and he is just another bi product.

    and don't even get me started on him and writing the new Muppet movie. Henson would NOT be amused.

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  32. Anonymous3:38 PM

    I'm going to agree with the person who suggested that Lindsay is doing hard core porn (or something equally degrading) for these guys. With her reputation, obvious drug/alcohol problem, and notoriety, these guys cannot be in it for good publicity.

    Dope, freaky sex, and more dope. That's my final answer.

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  33. Look at how many women agreed to let Russell Brand touch them. Some people get off on the skeevy.

    I do think more is going on here. Lilo has either become the new Hollywood Madam or she is doing something along the hooker,porn,
    S&M line to get these men to hit that without them wearing body and lysol cologne.

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  34. Jason And Lindsey are obviously fans of 'White Christmas' and spend much time together enjoying it. The movie.

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  35. I think it is a damn shame how far she has fallen. My parents would have kicked my ass had I acted like that.

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  36. Melinda - the she's now being paid for sex seems plausible.

    I used to love Jason Segal but not so much anymore. He's gone from cute, sweet, loveable guy to sleazy almost overnight.

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  37. Whatever his intentions - good guy or sleeze - I think the guy gets too drunk to screw. Whiskey dick strikes again.
    End of story.

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