Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Jon Gosselin Is Broke - Another Satisfied Ed Hardy Customer


Over the last few weeks as the whole TLC trial has been raging, one thing has been consistently missing. Jon Gosselin who is the subject of the trial and sometimes his legal team. Why? Well, as I speculated a couple of weeks ago it is because Jon has no money. According to FOX, Jon still has his NY lawyer, but unless he wins the TLC trial which he won't, he will be out of money and has told everyone who wants money from him they will have to sue him to get it.

I bet now he wishes he didn't buy all those $200 Ed Hardy shirts when he could have just spray painted random crap on a Fruit Of The Loom shirt which would have cost $5 and looked just as good. What about his Gucci driving shoes? What about the really expensive New York apartment? Jon thought the money train would keep on going and that he was a huge star. It turns out, not so much.

For the next four months he can't make any money doing anything media related. So, what does he do? Absolutely nothing. He should be spending the four months getting a real job and a paycheck to help support his 8 kids even if it is just trivial money. He won't though. He will probably spend the next four months playing video games and hanging out with 18 year olds he picks up at the arcade.


24 comments:

  1. "he could have just spray painted random crap on a Fruit Of The Loom shirt which would have cost $5 and looked just as good."

    yup. what an idiot.

    imagine the shit storm of questions his kids will have when they're old enough to Google their dad. yikes.

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  2. Ha ha! If Jon read this site when he purchased that apt, he would have seen me telling him so.

    Tool.

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  3. All I can say is, HA HA HA HA!!!

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  4. almost instant karma.

    i agree with you, enty, he needs to get a job, any job. or spend the next four months with his children, which he also probably won't do.

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  5. There are 8 people sharing THAT genetic material out there...
    SCARY!

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  6. He bit the hand that feeds him. He deserves what he has coming to him! Karma . . . what goes around comes around Jonny!

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  7. LOL @ ballyhoo. Instant Karma. What a concept.

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  8. Enty, you might just have a million dollar idea there ...

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  9. But Enty, don't you remember a couple of weeks ago he wrote a letter to TLC saying that he no longer has any choice BUT to make a living for entertainment considering what a circus his life has become? Poor baby is only qualified for one thing now!

    Pfft. I hope this is the wake up call this delusional douche needs. The money train has stopped.

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  10. I think it's interesting how quickly public perception has changed regarding Jon. Kate treated him like the dog we now know he is and generally the majority felt sorry for the poor guy. Kate was the bitch with a bad haircut.

    Before the marriage ended who would have thunk that Kate would come out the more favorable of the two?

    If they're smart, they'll stage an emotional reconciliation with lots of tears (Kate) and begging (Jon) to make TLC and 8 kids really happy.

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  11. He'll get half the assets when the divorce is finalized. I think that's later this month. I have no idea if he owes more than he'll get.

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  12. HAHAHAHAHA!!

    I don't usually laugh at misfortune, but this actually made me happy.

    @Paisley, even if he gets half of the family money, he'll clearly blow it in no time.

    Douche-tastic.

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  13. i'm feeling better about being one of the very few who took kate's side. he's a dipshit and a child. i bet her little ones are more mature than this guy. i always thought that was painfully obvious, way before they split up.

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  14. @califblondy I agree. She yelled at him so much on that show that at first people were sympathetic.

    Reunion is their only hope to reach that 15 minutes of fame.

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  15. I think Kate should give him full custody!

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  16. I don't understand what he thought would happen when he started fighting with TLC!!! Talk about stupid! This is just exactly what he has coming...

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  17. nancer, I was always on her side as well, so I totally get where you were coming from. To be honest, as I've said before, though she could be really abrasive, she really wasn't much worse than any of the women I know who have lazy, loser husbands.

    Bet he's kicking himself now for forcing the show off the air. I just feel sorry for those little kids. I hope that after all those years filming that they at least get some sort of future out of it, which I believe was the original goal before the parents went Hollywood.

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  18. Hello, long time lurker 1st time poster, don't know much about the Gosslins as we don't get them here however, wasn't there a blind a while back where enty talked about someone famous picking up young girls in arcades and doing unmentionables with them?
    PS: Am addicted to CDAN

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  19. Welcome, North London Girl. It's cool to see all these lurkers coming out of the woodwork lately! My totally original philosophy: "The more, the merrier." :)

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  20. maybe he could endorse a 'douche'.

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  21. Am I the only one who hopes the Gosselins reconcile? They clearly deserve each other.

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  22. No Mango No!

    I wish that Kate would hook up with an age appropriate successful-in-his-own-right man.

    I hope Jon deals with whatever venereal disease he most likely got while whoring around this past year.

    I really hope that Kate doesn't have to pay him child err.. spousal support. That would be complete bull. What a douche.

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