Thursday, December 03, 2009

Today's Blind Items

This A list tweener has a problem. Well more than one problem but there are some things that can never be taught. Anyway, she had a boyfriend. Not exactly being a role model she got his name tattooed on her body in a place most people won't see for a few more months. Now though, she has a bigger problem than what people say about her tattoo and its location. She has a different boyfriend and he doesn't like opening the presents so to speak and seeing another name so our tweener is going to change it but can't decide if it should be the new boyfriend's name or something generic like don't chew gum with your mouth open.


77 comments:

  1. Miley, Miley, Miley. Gross.

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  2. mwahahahahaha! NotSoAnon said EXACTLY what I was going to say!

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  3. Anonymous2:44 PM

    I don't know, she doesn't keep too many areas covered up...

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  4. Tsk, tsk, ms Cyrus! Maybe you should just get a check mark?

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  5. It sounds like it has Miley written all over it, but is that too easy?

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  6. Note to Miley. This probably isn't your last boyfriend so unless you want to keep changing it every three months, take a clue from Johnny Depp. (Winona Forever?) Go with something generic.

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  7. http://www.popsugar.com/6513018

    I think this proves that Miley is the silly little A list tweener. I'm so happy my kids don't like her.

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  8. I think this was meant to be almost completely transparent

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  9. like every one,MILEY!
    Miley thinks the next time!

    Enty,it's so obvious!
    and the last clue:"don't chew gum with your mouth open" !it's too easy

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  10. "This A list tweener has a problem."

    ^^^ Read no further, as it yelled at me saying MILEY!

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  11. what are her other problems,Enty?

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  12. Anonymous2:51 PM

    Harriet, Hahahahaha....so true.

    Damn! The girl really doesn't know if she should put the next guy's name there?? No hindsight, no foresight, and obviously no oversight from any actual adults. Move over, Lindsay, there's a new kid in town.

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  13. Are you kidding me? Since Miley is 17 and she obviously has a tattoo (thanks Sandi for the link!), doesn't that mean her parents had to consent for that?? Jesus. Cyrus parents, Coke Mom ... who's worse in the long run?

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  14. I'm on the Miley trashy Cirus wagon.

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  15. Skanarella, have it changed to:HO HO HO, that way it...errm...defines you... and every year your new Peen-du-jour thinks you're just really excited & ready for the holidays! It's a win win, non?

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  16. Oh Enty, you made it easy with that "don't chew gum with your mouth open" bit. Oh Miley, how I dislike thee. Let me count the ways. Or not

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  17. Anonymous3:00 PM

    Maybe she should put "put your trash here" LOLOLOL.
    What a dork!!!

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  18. She's just being Miley...

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  19. Totally off topic. Did you guys see that John Graziano (Nick Hogan's car crash victim) was out of the hospital today? It looks like they fixed his forehead where it was caved in, but he's obviously still brain damaged. :-(

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  20. What a stupid, hillbilly skank. I'm sorry to be so cruel, but I CAN'T. STAND. HER.

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  22. Miley! I just want to shake you girl!!! I have tried sticking up for you for quite some time, but enough is enough. You have talent, you're a pretty girl and have LOTS of money! Enjoy it and have fun being a kid. Stop trying to grow up so fast. You don't have a point to make with anyone. Just remember those little girls buying your records and your dolls and watching your show are making you rich! Don't blow it!

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  23. Good grief. Just saw the tattoo pic. That had to hurt. Wouldn't want to go there every time I changed BF du jour.

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  24. Ditto everyone. Stupid girl.

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  25. ice angel,

    amen!

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  26. http://www.popsugar.com/home?page=1#post_6513018

    Link to picture of tattoo just posted today. It is just under her left breast.

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  27. Now I want to watch The Jerk...

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  28. BWAHAHAHAAAAA!

    Good one.

    And no bother sayin' whom we think this fine young lass is...

    Purrty frikkin' obvious!

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  29. First of all, Rocket Queen, Miley is from Middle Tennessee, not that any of us are proud of it. No mountains in MidTN. East TN is where the mountains are. Geography aside, I know many people in East Tennessee and you do a great disservice to all "hillbillies" to compare that piece of trash to them.

    Now I suggest to Miley that she change the tat to something that will never change: a mouse crapping out dollar signs.

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  30. lol - apologies to real hillbillies, RJ.

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  31. LOL. Ugh. It could only be Miley.

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  32. perez has the photo of the tat. you can see it is someone's name - but can't make out the details.

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  33. on miley, of course. (oops - should have mentioned that earlier.)

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  34. What she should get next is a belly button ring with a supply of numbered pull tickets (like at the deli).

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  35. How dumb can she be? I don't understand her brand of stupidity.

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  36. As soon as I read this, I could hear "IT'S MILEY" from The Soup.

    Dumb skank.

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  37. Check out Perez today..pretty much confirmed Miley, with a picture!

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  38. Sadly money can't buy class or intelligence. Saw the photo on another blog. Gross, tacky and cheap. Suits Miley to a T.

    Kudos to Tish & Billy for their Lohan-esque permissive parenting. Stellar job you're doing with all your kids.

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  39. on another site, it says her tat says "just breathe". I can't really tell one way or the other. Or do I care.

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  40. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Idiot. One of the best pieces of advice I learned from my AP Euro teacher: if you want a tattoo, put the idea in a box. Leave it there for a year. If you still like it, get it. If not, aren't you glad you didn't get it? Especially a boyfriend's name. Boys are fleeting. Tattoos are forever. Miley learned that the hard way.

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  41. hmmm i see more camara ph leaked photos in miley's futre...you know the ex took a pic of it.

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  42. As a person who is from East Tennessee, apology accepted RocketQueen...lmao. Not all of us are trashy hillbillies, I promise. ;-)

    That being said...I think that her parents have done her a great disservice by allowing her to act older than she is, but I have one good thing to say. It's nice to see (in those bikini pics that another reader posted a link to) that she is built like a regular teenage girl. Thin, but not disgustingly thin. My oldest is 13 and looks about like that and she eats all the time. It's nice to see a little bit of meat instead of all bones. Other than that, I try not to say much because she's a kid and it's her parents who disgust me.

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  43. At the rate she's going, MC will spiral faster than Britney and possibly even Lindsay by the time she's legal.

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  44. Ditto, Sandi. My 8 year old has gone crazy suddenly over I Carly and I'm so glad. She really doesn't like the whole Hannah Montana schtick.

    It's kind of horrifying to watch a Lindsay Lohan rerun in slow motion. I keep thinking, surely her parents aren't quite as f-ed up as the Lohans, but maybe they are.

    Dakota Fanning's folks could make a fortune holding "How To Raise Your Kid in Hollywood Without Ruining Her." Then again, they probably have too much class to do it.

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  45. Miley, don't alter it, add to it. Put a comma after the first dude's name and start a list. That way, it'll keep everyone interested in wtf you are doing. Get it? No bad press.

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  46. Hahahah Miley has more than one tatoo! Hahah o dear...

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  47. The original tattoo said Daddy's Gurl. Billy Ray's STILL pissed that she changed it.

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  48. Miley tattoo reads "Just breathe", how's that anyone's name?

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  49. tatyana,

    maybe that's what she changed it too.... so who are her old boyfriends you could get just breathe from?

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  50. just looked up, her old boyfried (the "underwear model") name was Justin Gaston. He was the older kid. Could you get "Just Breathe" from that?

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  51. Tatyana,

    Apparently *sarcasm* isn't your forte. ;-)

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  52. What an IDIOT!

    She probably had "Justin" tattoo'd on her and changed it to "Just Breathe"

    Justin Gaston was her 20yr old underwear model boyfriend from last year...

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  53. Her "older" brother must be just as smart as her parents to allow his sister to get her boyfriends name tattoo'd on her...

    God, I can't with this family!

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  54. Don't parents have to sign a permission waiver for a minor to get a tattoo?

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  56. Miley. Just saw the pics on Perez.
    I'm ashamed to admit it, but yes I do read Perez. Forgive me.

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  57. http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/photo-miley-cyrus-in-bikini-sports-a-tattoo-under-left-breast-2009412

    pic of miley with a tattoo that says "just breathe" ....

    hmmm justin?

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  58. Doesn't Lindsay have that tattooed on her wrist or somewhere?

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  59. Anybody see the pic of Miley on ICYDK showing Miley in a bikini & a tattoo showing under her boob.

    That clinches it for me.

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  60. Where is Enty today?

    It's 1:00pm Friday on the far-east coast and I'm gettin' worried over here...

    I needs my goss!!!

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  61. He probs had a bacon heart attack! ='(

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  63. Lindsay has a white tattoo on her wrist that says "breathe" (or maybe "just breathe", I'm not sure).

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  64. I can see this being Miley. Just saw pics of her tattoo under her left breast that says Just breathe...or something like that. Her previous boyfriend's name was Justin. So I figure she had it fixed to say Just breathe.

    She's such white trash....lol.

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  65. Saw the tat on Perez today too.

    My kids also like iCarly better than any of the Disney tweener shows. You don't see those kids on TMZ. ;) It's a much funnier show, and they don't seem to have the pressure on them that Disney kids do.

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  66. I think it was his initials originally "JG"

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  67. You mean it's not Ben Affleck?

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  68. But for the idiot tweener, as soon as I read the blind I thought Miley.
    Thanks for an early Xmas present, Enty!

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  69. Anonymous4:28 PM

    http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-03-theres-a-pool-party-in-the-usa

    Just Breathe must be Justin Gaston

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  70. To whomever it was that suggested that Miley has talent....ummm...no she doesn't. What she has is a highly skilled publicity machine.

    When she sings, she is very nasal. Someone was smart enough to pick songs that for the most part suit her voice but that doesn't mean talent on her part.

    When she acts...well I just cringe. Her speaking voice is worse than her singing voice and she has the emotional range of a turnip.

    And, let's face it, she didn't win the genetic jackpot either...being neither smart nor particularly good looking.

    So kudos to the hard working people at Disney who have promoted this waste of DNA.

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  71. Anonymous1:20 AM

    Yeah, Enty, come on! I read about Miley's tattoo on AOL news this morning.

    Still, it's nice to have an easy one once in a while.

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  72. Anonymous9:08 AM

    Saw a picture of miley in bikini top yesterday with a tattoo under her... well, girls area...that reads "just breathe." Could have been Justin Gaston as somepoint, I guess.

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  73. Lindsay12:44 PM

    http://www.celebrity-mania.com/news/view/00007666.html
    Guess she decided to go a little bigger- Just breath easily could have been justin

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  74. It's a good guess that 'Just breathe' could be Justin's name EXCEPT it's actually a tattoo she had done in honor of a dead friend who had cystic fibrosis and died at the age of nine.

    She had it tattooed in that place because it's where the lungs are.

    And if it were a change from Justin, the 'Just' wouldn't be so far apart, with nothing written in between, from the 'Breathe' as it clearly was in the NY Daily News photo.

    I don't really approve of a 17 year old having a tattoo, but it's actually a worthy cause. So, you know, perhaps it would be smart to knock off the salacious comments about a 17 year old girl, since they are clearly merely guesses.

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