Friday, January 01, 2010

Blind Items Revealed

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

This A list female country singer was hired to shoot a video of her just talking. She was given the script ahead of time and had cue cards at the ready. She came in the morning after a concert in a nearby town and was put in hair and makeup. A room was especially decorated for her to shoot the video in. The building was cleared for only essential people and the camera started rolling. And rolling. And rolling. Because for all of her posturing and songs of "I am a strong, smart woman" our singer couldn't even read her cue cards right. Also, "uh" is one of the main words in her vocabulary. The crew, ever the professionals, stuck it out waiting for her to get her few lines right. After a few hours, the director called it a day and said they have what they need and proceeds to try to edit those few lines into something passable. He had to use a lot more video of her singing then he thought he would but he made it work.

Carrie Underwood


28 comments:

  1. lol not surprised here!!

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  2. I think this was another slam-dunk for correct guesses.

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  3. Tee Hee Hee!!Good. I dislike her intensely!

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  4. she seems very tacky/unprofessional/lucky to even be recognized after video surfaced of her firing someone on stage at a show. poor girl probably lives in some bubble

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  5. Coke mom! Coke mom! Coke mom! Please!!!!!

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  6. coke mom needs to be revealed and the old hollywood blind

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  7. I thought she was so cute on AI, but I've done a 180 on my opinion. The final straw was the CMAs, when Brad Paisley (I think) said something about how amazing Taylor Swift is. Carrie actually had the nerve to answer with something along the lines of, "Yeah, but I've done a pretty good job tonight, haven't I?"

    Whatever, Carrie. It's not always all about you!

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  8. Can I just say before I leave, I love you guys lol y'all are amazing.

    Except the rude ass bitches who be floodin these comments!
    See yall tomorrow!

    Im out!

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  9. lana...that wasn't carrie underwood..that was kelly clarkson and that happened like 4 years ago.

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  10. ALL of her videos are just shots of her at different angles, in different places, or in different outfits. She's the star and full-time on camera pretty much in all of them. Like, hello, that's Before He Cheats video could have been so awesome if it would have had a believable actress/storyline.

    And then we had the all-Carrie all the time Christmas special. I want to say I've never seen anyone so egocentric BUT the producers, etc. seem to think this is the way it should be.

    Somehow she's got them all believing it really is all about her. And she BORES the heck out of me. Love the voice, but that's where it ends.

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  11. I don't know but is there a possibility that she just cannot read? If that's the case then I would feel sympathy for her.

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  12. @lana, that was not Carrie. It was a Kelly Clarkson who fired her guitarist on stage, and it was b/c he was mocking the audience members and flipped them off (and this was apparently the final straw after dealing with a bad attitude/unprofessional behavior off stage).

    Carrie doesn't strike me as a rocket scientist by any means, but dang, not being able to read cue cards? I've seen a couple of interviews she's done before and she seemed to be able to at least string sentences together and be mildly engaging.

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  13. Ohhh, I don't remember that video! I love KC, too. What happened?

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  14. She hosted the CMA's. I didn't watch so not sure how she did? (I did read about that comment to Brad Paisley.) I'm sure she had cue cards/teleprompter there? Was she terrible?

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  15. First guess for the blind too.

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  16. Forgive the typo on my previous post; getting exasperated does that to me!

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  17. yay .robert!!!



    .robert said...
    Underwood?

    1:55 PM

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  18. Anonymous4:37 PM

    Carrie sounds like a ding bat LOL.

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  19. Color me completely unsurprised. whattabitch.


    This site is getting me through my hangover today - I'm loving every minute of it. And Enty posted my picture!

    Now all he has to do is reveal Coke Mom and this will have been a wonderful New Year, bowling ball hangover notwithstanding.

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  20. Imagine how insecure she must be if she is "functionally illiterate"?! Wouldn't it be great if she turned this personal frustration into supporting adult reading programs?!

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  21. Kinsey Holley, eat bacon, it is the best hangover cure: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html

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  22. Why on earth does she act like this when she could have easily gone the way of other American Idols, i. e. into total obscurity? She needs to lose the attitude FAST.

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  23. She has a college degree though...how'd she make it through college not being able to read? Nah, this is dumb on a different level.

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  24. When does a college degree mean anything anymore?

    Carrie has always been a bitch. Never liked her on Idol and can NOT stand her idle banter on any show she hosts or is involved with.

    Go away Underwood and take the Jacksons and Gosselins with you.

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  25. Bahahaha! She'll make a great hockey wife.

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  26. IMDB notes that Underwood "Graduated magna cum laude from Northeastern State University with a degree in journalism..."

    I find that sooo difficult to believe.

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  27. Anonymous8:25 AM

    She was probably just tired and worn out from her concert the night before. I know when I'm tired I have trouble sometimes putting sentences together. Hey...I'm from Oklahoma...gotta defend my fellow Okie! ;)

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  28. She needs a nose job bad before she starts acting like a diva. Her nose is just a flat fat piece of shapeless cartlidge with two holes.

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