Thursday, January 21, 2010

Brooke & Charlie Lovey Dovey


Well I guess we know what side of the bread Brooke Muller's mom wants buttered. Does that even make sense? Do people say that? How about she wants the money to keep on rolling in. Apparently Brooke's mom could care less that Charlie threatened her daughter with a knife just a few short weeks ago. In an interview with Kneepads, Brooke's mom talked about how the couple acted in the hospital yesterday. "They were lovey-dovey and touching each other. They are a perfect couple when neither of them is drinking."

I don't know if Charlie Sheen has ever been called perfect and I don't know how much he is paying the mom every month but apparently it is enough to get her to be in the same room and call him perfect. If someone pulled a knife on my daughter, the f**ker would know to never come back. I don't care what is wrong with you or how much you drink when you start pulling out knives that is a whole new level of wrong.


8 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:18 PM

    He looks the same in all pictures, whether hugging up to his wife or peering into the lens of the mug shot camera.

    These people are delusional.

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  2. "They are the perfect couple when neither of them is drinking."

    Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, how freaking dellusional can one woman be?!

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  3. I use the bread buttered phrase, Enty but I was raised in England. We have all kinds of nutty expressions.

    I agree with you on the knife issue though. What a shithead. All that money and not an ounce of class.

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  4. They were "touching"? A married couple, TOUCHING?? Well then, that must be love. You so rarely see people touch. Especially when one is hospitalized.

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  5. I wonder if Brooke's mom knows Brittany Murphy's mom .. because there is sure some sort of f*cked up shared family dynamic there. Sad.

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  6. Where I grew up the saying is "She/He knows what side of the bread the butter is on" The Mama is an idiot and a famew**re twice removed!

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  7. I agree with you Ent - it's like she's condoning what he did.

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  8. She's probably approving because of the money, but it could be something else.

    I've a good friend in a dramatic marriage to say the least. Her husband is sweet as pie - when sober, which is a condition he takes in spells. When drinking, he does things like take out one of his many guns and shoot the coffee table during their fights. She always goes back to him. I have NO clue why. Whenever he's on the wagon, her mother will go on and on about how perfect their marriage is going. I think this is just a defense mechanism. I honestly think she just can't deal with the reality of her daughter's situation. She hopes that if she says it often enough, it will come true. Maybe this woman is dealing with Brooke's situation in the same way.

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