Friday, January 15, 2010

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which tycoon makes his women perform sex acts in exchange for their supper? Strangely enough it has worked for decades...


35 comments:

  1. OMG. Please let this be Richard Branson!
    I want to see the complaint letter..

    Dear Richard:

    The food you give me in exchange for sex acts is disgusting...

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  2. ARE THE WOMEN THAT STUPID...I'D RATHER EAT AT WENDY'S PAID FOR BY ME....SICK BASTARD....

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  3. @ shazzzba -- You're too funny!

    All I can say is YUCK!!! I'd rather starve.

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  4. I thought of Hef, then through up a little in my mouth.

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  5. I had Wendy's for lunch, lol. And paid cash.

    Rupert Murdoch?

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  6. Anonymous12:29 PM

    Hugh Hefner?

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  7. roman abromovich

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  8. The sad part is these women probably don't eat much. Unless "supper" is blow, so the exchange is blow for blow.

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  9. Carrie, you're the *best*!

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  10. Anonymous12:37 PM

    TRUMP

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  11. My guess is Ross Perot

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  12. This reminds me of an "Office" episode where Meredith is having sex with a supplier in exchange for discounts & Outback Steakhouse gift certificates. The HR gal asks her why, and she says "I know it sounds crazy, but when I got those gift certificates I just felt good about myself."

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  13. Guys, I think we're being a little judgemental here. For all we know, the food could be really good... ;)

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  14. Alan Sugar? Though 'supper' is an odd word - maybe 'sing for their supper' as in Simon Cowell?

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  15. "for decades" suggests an older man. And this is from the Daily Mirror- therefore likely British. And a chulo. DICK Branson. Or if he's someone not born in the UK but lives there, it could be L. Mittal

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  16. ms. wonderland...a chulo, in caribbean spanish (cuba, puerto rico, dominican republic), is a gigolo. and sometimes, depending on context, also a pimp.

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  17. I'm sorry, I have to say it...

    makes the phrase "guess who's coming for dinner" take on a whole new meaning.

    again appologies.

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  18. Thanks Pookie for the traduccion. :D

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  19. LOL @ Big Mama

    Richard Branson FTW

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  20. kingrey...asere, de nada, consorte.

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  21. Hef's been doing that for nearly a century.

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  22. Anonymous2:05 PM

    ron perelman (sp?)

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  23. Anonymous3:24 PM

    Since when is Ron Perlman a tycoon? He's just a regular run of the mill actor.

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  24. Gives new meaning to the term, "Working for peanuts."

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  25. I hope it's Richard. He slays me. He's awesome. LOL.

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  26. My guess is Hugh Hefner.

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  27. Anonymous 3:24 made me LOL.

    Is Warren Buffet still alive?

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  28. Not the actor Ron Perlman, the tycoon Ronald Owen Perelman. An American billionaire investor who made his fortune buying beleaguered corporations - Ellen Barkin's ex.

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  29. First thought was Hef.

    I don't want it to be Richard Branson because I always thought he had a human head, what with the same S.O. for decades and the grounded daughter going to med school to be a pediatrician.

    If ya'll know something about him that I don't know, kindly SPILL. :)

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  30. My first thought was Trump, because Ivana is in the Celebrity Big Brother house right now. But perhaps that's what they want us to think...

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  31. I love Branson. He can be a freak all he wants. He and Tarantino are two of the most interesting, intelligent, and charismatic conversationalists. Most celebrities are dead in the water when it comes to scintillating small talk. Not those two geniuses. So if it's Richard, rock on, baby Dick.

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