Thursday, January 14, 2010

Random Photos Part One

Two parts today. You probably guessed that since Lindsay Lohan will never be in the top spot. Ever. She was at some party which I think was for a sex toy or something. Of course since she is Lindsay, she thought it best to not wear a bra and to not talk about the sex tape about to be leaked or any of the other classy things we associate with Lindsay.
Also at the party was Carmen Electra.
Oh, and Bridget Marquardt.
I think this is the first time I have seen Milla Jovovich's daughter Ever. Not as in ever seen her, but as in her daughter's name is Ever. That won't be confusing in life.
This might be a first time appearance for Orlando Jones.
Penelope Cruz playing grab ass with Javier Bardem. I have to say when she is not smirking at me, I like Penelope Cruz a whole lot better. Yes, the bikini probably helps with that impression.
Meanwhile, in Madrid the other Cruz sister was at some event. I have no idea what evax is but it doesn't sound very appetizing.
Pink wandering the streets of LA.
Project Runway got a street named in their honor in New York.
Apparently they have a lot of fans.
What do you think? Do you think the Princess is saying, "Mis ojos están aquí arriba amigo"
A really good picture of Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr.
It's ok, Shannon Tweed. You can breathe.
The world's tallest and shortest men.
The Situation and Snooki. Do you know that she now gets $10,000 an appearance? Seriously.


29 comments:

  1. Orlando Jones: "I think we've established that ca-caw ca-caw and tookie tookie don't work."

    call the movie! do it. best movie ever.

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  2. I'd love to know what is going through the little guy's mind in that picture.

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  3. Damn. RDJ manages to look great in most every photo. So dapper.

    And never say never about Lindsay, Enty. I'm never surprised about the comebacks that occur in Hollywood. RDJ himself was as low as a person could go, got his sh*t together and could easily make the top photo now (and probably has made it).

    I just want to hug Tim Gunn.

    Call me crazy, but I kind of like the name "Ever".

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  4. ROFL, love Princess Letizia

    Did Shannon Tweed get work done on her eyes? She has that Asian eye thing going for her now

    I am still curious about Javier and Penelope, are they a real couple? I know in Spain it was common knowledge that he played for the other team. Also any woman tied to Tom Thumb Cruise has got be a hiding something.

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  5. Isn't Vida also the name of Matthew McCaughnawhatever's new daughter? ROFLMAO!

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  6. What are the heights of the tallest and shortest men?

    Penelope looks phenomenal.

    LUV Pink. Mtv or VH1 ran an hour of her latest tour in Australia. I was amazed at her toned, muscular body and her trapezee routine. Anyone who saw that show got their money worth.

    YEAH! Project Runway starts tonight!

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  7. omg, the little jovovich baby is adorable!

    lol @ bardem goosing.

    wow, the spanish prince is really tall. =O

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  8. I find it really offensive when women wear leggins as pants or jeans. I don't want to see your crotch especially when there's a camel-toe

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  9. Is Shannon at San Manual Indian casino? She's had a lot of work done, btw. His and her facelifts were documented on Gene's show.

    Javier and Penelope are such a gorgeous couple.

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  10. montanna, i've heard the same everytime i've been over there.

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  11. Penelope and Jarvier seem like they are having fun. Could he be bi?

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  12. Nina Garcia, cut your damn hair already!! it looks awful. I can't stand these fashion gurus who look like a hag!

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  13. You gave me the laugh I needed today w/the Princess remark.
    Too funny!!!

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  14. "Do you know that [Snooki] now gets $10,000 an appearance? .. I think I need to go kill myself now. Ugh ... I hope she donates a lot of that to a good charity.

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  15. What's up with the picture on Chong's shirt: "Free Marc" Is that a picture of Marc Anthony???

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  16. @Tr88ceelynn - it's Marc Emery. A marijuana activist from BC who's always in hot water and most recently with the U.S. for (I think) selling pot seeds across the border. He might have to do some time in the U.S. He has also run for government here.

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  17. I don't know their heights but I seem to remember from earlier news articles that the tallest and shortest men actually are from neighboring cities or something wild like that!

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  18. Oh my goodness Milla Jovovich's daughter is an adorable, spitting image of her. Too cute.

    Also, there's a Lohan sex tape? Vomit. Who would want to see that?

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  19. Milla Jovovich is my girl-crush.

    Pink is another, but she looks super tired in that pic.

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  20. Me too, Majik. But I was gonna say that Pink looks like Tabitha from Tabitha's Salon Takeover on Bravo.

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  21. @Marisa

    EVOLUTION!! I love that movie.

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  22. Hint: Evax is a brand of feminine hygiene products so that might be why it doesn't sound so appetizing.

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  23. Little Ever is adorable.

    They should have called it Tim Gunn Avenue.

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  24. I love Pink and Carey. Hope those two crazy kids make it.

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  25. 1. Great pic of Jude & Robert.
    2. I'd like to squeeze Javier's ass myself.
    3. I'd like to have an ass like Penelope.

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  26. I'm surprised at Carmen - that's some really unflattering outfit she's wearing.

    And Enty, the only thing that could make this place better is more photos of the Depp.

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  27. Ever is very cute.

    I just don't see what the big deal is about Penelope Cruz, and after she bearded for the demented midget she kind of gives me the creeps.

    I really liked Shannon Tweed in Gene Simmons' Family Jewels, and I was shocked to find Gene likable, too. They both really love their kids (who, incidentally, are lucky in that they took after their mother; both are gorgeous!)

    Snookie gets $10,000 an appearance? Finally! Proof that their is no god.

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  28. LOVE Mila, and Ever is going to be a stunner!

    Penelope Cruz has an amazing arse! Tiny head, but wow, great arse!

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  29. I see that pic of Penelope and Javier and I smile and think, oh don't they look normal and happy. And, then I remember all that "time" Penelope spent with Tom Cruise and I realize that we are all such fools.

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