Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Shaquille O'Neal Mistress Count Grows - Can He Catch Tiger?


So far Shaquille O'Neal has not approached Tiger Woods' total of almost two dozen mistresses, but he is definitely climbing higher. Over the past few weeks his numbers have started to grow and yesterday number three emerged. Besides not honoring their marriage vows, it seems like Tiger and Shaq have another thing in common. They like Swedish women. Shaq's latest mistress is a 25 year old Swedish woman named Dominica Westling who is a model and actress. Who would have thunk it. That is a shocker huh? The affair has been going on for about 18 months and Shaq was having an affair with her while he was having affairs with the other women and while he was still presumably having sex with his wife and playing basketball and filming his television show and commercials. Somewhere out there could also be a tape of Shaq and Dominca each pleasuring themselves because when Shaq wasn't having sex with one of the other women in his life he like to have cyber sex with Dominica. I'm sure Shaq's kids must be really proud to be reading about all of this on the internet.


28 comments:

  1. Wait, what?!? I didn't know he was cheating...

    I'm sorry but the thought of Shaq pleasuring himself on camera just grosses me the f*ck out.

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  2. Yuk!!! What is it with people sleeping with someone just because they have big money. I mean, i guess i understand. But what about taste??? I personally find both Tiger & Shaq gross & wouldn't touch either one of them no matter what they have/own/can buy. Yuk is yuk in my book. And not because they're black, but because they're both ugly. I just don't understand people like that & I guess I never will.

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  3. What can be said that hasn't been said before? Nothing, that's what.

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  4. Cyber sex with Shaq is not appealing to me.

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  5. Wow...it doesn't seem to be getting the tremendous backlash that Tiger has gotten. I guess its ok for NBA, MLB and NFL players to be cheaters, but not golfers? I know Tiger presented himself as a family man and all that, but Shaq is still making money off of his celebrity and hasn't gone into hiding. WTF?

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  6. ...here we go again.

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  7. Ditto anything I said about Tiger.

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  8. I wonder if they have any mistresses in common?

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  9. hotchacha, i wouldn't be surprised. wasn't one of tiger's whores talking about all the people she "hung out" with while with tiger?

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  10. personally i think his marriage is DONE and has been for years. him and Shaunie have gone back and forth a few times on divorce..and honestly i think they have an 'arrangement' and she's there for money and face only.

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  11. Most of the NBA wives have an arrangement and are in it for the Kobe Specials and the Juanita Jordan Deals.

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  12. Ditto on everything Sporky wrote.

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  13. @IceAngel

    I think that's the whole point, no? That Tiger built his image around being squeeky clean. Not to mention the sheer volume of women he had. Contrast those two things, and BAM...drama.

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  14. I just assume that EVERY professional athlete pretty much fucks as many women as he can, as often as he can. They're just doing what any guy would do if they had the money and hence attractiveness to (skanky) women.

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  15. where do these people get their energy from?

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  16. @lutefisk - Gatorade, obv! ;)

    I actually DID think Tiger was good looking. Shaq - ew. I'm 5'1" - that boy would crush me!

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  17. i'm sorry but really why are you even posting this....every sports athelete cheat on their wives...it shouldn't even be news

    It's like posting that the earth revolves around the sun and the name of our planet is earth......

    Nothing new here people.

    If they are making 10s of millions of money/ year they are most likely fucking around.

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  18. @sporky...

    ...not only will it be gross but also uber-embarrassing...a girlfriend of mine in college used to sleep with him and said he was kinda tiny down there ;(

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  19. Dear Vanessa, there you go making assanine generalizations again. Unless you personally know every "sports athlete" (what other kind of athlete is there?), you can't possibly be serious about that. While there is a large number of "athletes" who are unfaithful, there are also a large number who are faithful. By the way, if a woman marries an "athlete" or a "sports athlete", don't you think that some of them have an "understanding" about monogamy? I don't think that's cheating in that case, but that's just my opinion.

    As for people who are "making 10s of millions of money/year"....all I can say is WOW. I don't think I need to say more about that stupid statement. Think before you hit "post"!

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  20. @ RocketQueen--
    lol!! Thanks for the tip!

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  21. @TheWatcher, you're living in a fantasy world.

    ...are you a woman married to a professional athlete, by chance?

    ;-P

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  22. Who DOESN'T like Swedish women? ;)

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  23. Whoever said you can love a rich man just as easily as a poor man is crazy! Eeewwww! How can people get it on with somebody just because they're rich? Yuck to the max!

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  24. @chestnut, HEY! my FATHER said that!
    oh, wait. never mind.

    @ cheryl, i think cybersex would be more appealing than actual sex, not that i'd be willing to volunteer for either!

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  25. figgy, I don't live in a fantasy world, nor am I married to a professional athlete. I see and live in a real world. I am well acquainted with several celebrities, including athletes and their wives. I can tell you for an absolute fact that 3 of the men who I work with are professional athletes from 2 different sports and are absolutely faithful to their wives. I also know other celebrities who are faithful, as well as filthy rich people who are faithful. It may not be the norm, but it is the reality. Not everyone in this world is seduced by money and fame. It is a fantasy to believe that everyone is.

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  26. figgy, it's sad that you think every guy would do the same if he had money to sweeten the deal. There really are some good people left in this world who have morals and aren't corrupted, men included. I just wonder how you can ever truly feel that a man has committed to you if you believe that they are all potential cheaters. If you believe what you said, then you would never trust any man. That's pretty sad. I hope you find out otherwise. Maybe you're just meeting the wrong kind of men.

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  27. doing shaq? the thought makes me want to bathe in bleach.

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