I figured something light would be in order right now. Nothing could be more superficial and light than Jersey Shore cast member Nicole Snooki Polizzi on Leno last night.
Just remember, people, she is NOT NOT NOT representative of New Jersey! For one thing, all but one of them are from New York. Secondly, all the crazy ones live in NORTH Jersey. We have a Mason-Dixon line. Anything below Trenton is quite normal. Thank you. Please return to your normal reading. Signed, living in SOUTH Jersey...
I met my first guidos in college. I went to college in CT with lots of Jersey and Long Island people. Coming from Mass., I'd never seen anything like them.
The guys would have cigar parties in front of my dorm and watched The Sopranos with an Italian flag hanging over the lounge door.
She doesn't know that pickles are cucumbers, can't get through a book like Twilight becaue it doesn't have pictures and thinks all of her stupid reprehensible behaviour is charming. WHY are these people constantly shoved in our face?
Now I want to punch her too. Just on principle.
Someone please shove her back under the bridge from whence she came.
I can't believe this show is popular. I'm a lifelong Jersey girl, Italian and hater of all stupidity. Plus, this girl's smushed in face, fake orange tan and bump-its really irk me. I know that was really bitchy of me to say, but I feel like I can keep it real with my CDAN peeps.
She's amusing in a can't-look-away-from-this-shit kind of way, but that's about it. Are those people on Jersey Shore for real? I'm from the south and we don't have anyone like that around here.
That being said, she was funny. I'm really hoping that she's just playing this up for 'fame' and that she really isn't that vapid.
Can I please add the "guidos" come from the south shore of Long Island, not the north shore? Lindsay Lohan is also from the south shore--there is a big difference.
This girl is not from New Jersey at all. She is from Marlboro, New York - upstate in the Hudson Valley (my neck of the woods - though thankfully still an hour away). I think they named the show after the location, not necessarily where everyone is from. The Jersey Shore is a very common vacation destination for families from up here. This area is filled with stupid girls with no ambition other than fame or marrying a rich guy who will keep them in gold chains and ridic shoes until they lose their looks. Snooki is just one of those girls.
Absolutely hilarious. I know an Asian girl who looks like Tila Tequila, but acts, talks and dresses like Snookie. You don't need to be Italian to be a guido.
Pickles.
ReplyDeletewhy is this chick on tv?? and what is up with all the lip smacking sounds?
ReplyDeleteall i can say is THANKYOU MTV for making the cast of Peak Season look like aristocrats.
ReplyDeleteJust remember, people, she is NOT NOT NOT representative of New Jersey! For one thing, all but one of them are from New York. Secondly, all the crazy ones live in NORTH Jersey. We have a Mason-Dixon line. Anything below Trenton is quite normal. Thank you. Please return to your normal reading. Signed, living in SOUTH Jersey...
ReplyDeleteI met my first guidos in college. I went to college in CT with lots of Jersey and Long Island people. Coming from Mass., I'd never seen anything like them.
ReplyDeleteThe guys would have cigar parties in front of my dorm and watched The Sopranos with an Italian flag hanging over the lounge door.
I really can't stand her face.
ReplyDeleteI cannot believe the crap that is on TV these days. And, was that scripted? No one can be that stupid...can they?
ReplyDelete"I'm a celebrity" REALLY???
ReplyDelete*Sigh* No. Just no.
She doesn't know that pickles are cucumbers, can't get through a book like Twilight becaue it doesn't have pictures and thinks all of her stupid reprehensible behaviour is charming. WHY are these people constantly shoved in our face?
Now I want to punch her too. Just on principle.
Someone please shove her back under the bridge from whence she came.
She is awesome.
ReplyDeleteWord, mngoddess.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe this show is popular. I'm a lifelong Jersey girl, Italian and hater of all stupidity. Plus, this girl's smushed in face, fake orange tan and bump-its really irk me. I know that was really bitchy of me to say, but I feel like I can keep it real with my CDAN peeps.
ah, here's another shining piece of evidence that american culture is gasping its last breath.
ReplyDeleteAs proud Italians, my husband and I have very different opinions about this show. I love it, he hates it. So, I watch it when he is not home.
ReplyDeleteI can't help the fact that I am a total sucker for terrible realty tv programs.
Why? Just why?
ReplyDeleteI dont care what any of yall say, obv she's playing it up for the cameras.
ReplyDeleteI love snooki.
Also, don't take her seriously, you miss the comedy.
ReplyDeleteI had to avert my eyes when she was on, lest my face melt like in the end of "Raiders"....
ReplyDeleteShe's amusing in a can't-look-away-from-this-shit kind of way, but that's about it. Are those people on Jersey Shore for real? I'm from the south and we don't have anyone like that around here.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, she was funny. I'm really hoping that she's just playing this up for 'fame' and that she really isn't that vapid.
Can I please add the "guidos" come from the south shore of Long Island, not the north shore? Lindsay Lohan is also from the south shore--there is a big difference.
ReplyDeleteThis girl is not from New Jersey at all. She is from Marlboro, New York - upstate in the Hudson Valley (my neck of the woods - though thankfully still an hour away). I think they named the show after the location, not necessarily where everyone is from. The Jersey Shore is a very common vacation destination for families from up here. This area is filled with stupid girls with no ambition other than fame or marrying a rich guy who will keep them in gold chains and ridic shoes until they lose their looks. Snooki is just one of those girls.
ReplyDeleteThe only positive thing I can say is that at least she doesn't look orange....
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely hilarious. I know an Asian girl who looks like Tila Tequila, but acts, talks and dresses like Snookie. You don't need to be Italian to be a guido.
ReplyDeleteI second Elaine. At least she toned that fake orangeness down.
ReplyDeleteI watched this last night and was amazed at medical science. That this girl can be brain dead and still exist.
ReplyDeleteI think that all the orange has actually clogged her pores and laid waste to her brain.