Beyonce Has A New Brother

This is one of my favorite kinds of gossip. This goes back to the days when people would talk smack about their neighbors over the back fence kind of gossip. Last Thursday, Alexsandra Wright, gave birth to a baby boy named Nixon. In October, Alexsandra filed a paternity suit claiming that Matthew Knowles was the father. She claimed the couple had an 18 month relationship and this baby is the result. Must be love. Or lust. For his part, Matthew is going to deny, deny, and when that gets old is going to deny some more. "We are not aware of the birth of a child. Mr. Knowles has never had a DNA test. These rumors are untrue." Oh, I bet they know there was a birth. I bet he has a pretty good idea that he is the father of the baby also. Now we just need the paternity test and then Matthew can come out with some kind of statement about how of course he loves the baby and wants to support the baby and he is going to throw in a couple of Beyonce concert t-shirts just to show there are no hard feelings.