Monday, February 22, 2010

Little People Are Strippers Too


Let it be said that Rihanna's boyfriend is an equal opportunity employer. Not only is he willing to make sure that police and court personnel have jobs keeping up with his domestic violence complaints, but he is also willing to hire little people as strippers. To me nothing says class like hiring a stripper for your girlfriend's birthday party. I mean look at everyone all dressed up in the picture and Matt hired a stripper? Look, if you like strippers then by all means get your significant other a stripper, I just am not sure this looks like the type of party where a stripper would necessarily be appreciated. On the other hand, Rihanna does seem to be enjoying herself. How exactly do you even locate little people who are strippers?

19 comments:

  1. She sure knows how to pick 'em.

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  2. Now this is a backstory worth listening to.

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  3. What's the deal with chicks, and possibly dudes, who get abused always going after the abusive type? Can you say psychological damage?

    Also, the pack of girls on the right look REALLY impressed with this.

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  4. Hmmm so does this make Rihanna a fellow Piscean? What date was her birthday?

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  5. That's actually Bridget Powerz, aka "Bridget the Midget," who's appeared in some mainstream films like Tiptoes but also over 100 adult films (I've heard.) She also works at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada (I've heard.) And works as a stripper, obviously--busy girl!

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  6. Maybe from TinyEntertainment, aka www.rentamidget.com. Party was in Phoenix, easy flight from LA.

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  7. Yes, she's a Pisces - as am I.

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  8. Your second-hand knowledge of porn is impressive, Robert. ;-)

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  9. HAHAHAHA!!!@ureallyannoyme

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  10. My friends saw Bridgette the Midget strip one night, and said it was a blast and that she's extremely sweet :)

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  11. if that had been my bday present, i would have been out of the door in a heart beat

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  12. I don't get it.

    r u saying that midgets can't be strippers....and what event should the be strippers for.

    not making any sense at all.

    doesn't look like they are mocking her or being abusive to her.

    if she had a problem w/ it she would have said no but the fact that she didn't you don't have to get on your high horse and complain about it.

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  13. I'm with linnea. I'd be out that door in a hot second. I have a thing about dwarves. *shivers*

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  14. I'm a pisces, too!! March 6th! yay pisces!

    Oh, and I got no problem with little people, but here's a suggestion for TLC. A little less little people chronicles, please. I mean, just because they are little people doesn't mean they are interesting. You got the little family, and the little doctor and her little husband and the little chocolatiers...really? Please don't put that Kate back on but a little more creative please. I don't even think they do the in your face surgery shows anymore....that is way more learning!

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  15. however "Bridget the Midget" feels about herself and her lifestyle and career, the kind of people who hire out (exploit) small people as sex workers don't generally tend to do so because they find them attractive. This is gross, sadistic voyeurism. Rihanna has extremely poor choice in men. Hard to sympathize with her at this point.

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  16. Bridget the Midget is well known. Every interview I've ever seen of her, she has come off as a sweetheart! Glad to see that she's working. I'm surprised ENTY didn't know who Bridget was.

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  17. chihuahuense,
    I think TLC is coming out with another 'little people' show

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  18. So? Why is this newsworthy? Who cares WHAT they do in the privacy of their own space?

    THIS IS A NON-ISSUE! THERE IS NOTHING NEWSWORTHY HERE! MOVE ALONG, PLEASE!

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  19. @Renee, great...I think I have permenently moved to AandE who has Intervention and Hoarders.

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