Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Michael Musto Blinds Part Two

* Which r&b singer who everyone thinks is a lesbian, IS a lesbian?

* Which hip-hop lady came on to a married mother of three, ripping open her jacket and trying to dive on her face with her tongue out? (The woman was mildly appalled)

* Which big new star is obsessed with a guy described as "a dirty bartender" and a lot of her songs are aimed directly at him, though he still won't give her a proverbial free cocktail?


30 comments:

  1. 1 - Alicia Keys

    3 - Ke$ha

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  2. 1 - Alicia Keys
    2 - Missy Elliott

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  3. Agree with Montana.

    Also thinking Missy Elliott for 2?

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  4. i though latifa cane out? and so did missy elliot?

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  5. Neither Missy nor Latifah are out the closet.

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  6. 2 doesn't state that the hip hop star is in or out of the closet.

    I'm thinking it's more Missy than Latifah though. Isn't Latifah in a longterm relationship with her companion? That's what I always heard.

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  7. #1 Queen Latifah or Alicia (even though she's supposedly engaged to a married man).

    #2 Missy Elliot or Queen Latifah


    Mike's blinds are too vague to narrow it down to one person.

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  8. I though Keys for #1 too

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  9. Latifah's cheats on her lover constantly and used to host all girl parties with Missy where the industry's black DL lesbians would be entertained by strippers.

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  10. Dang, Montana. That's some MAJOR gossip.

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  11. ok hey everyone longtime lurker first comment...

    1. alicia keys

    2. has to be missy and kimora simmons(mother of three married) who is also alleged to be bisexual while she was with russell (they were legendary BOTH OF THEM)

    3. no clue

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  12. @Lulu

    Good guess with Kimora. I heard her and Tyra Banks used to be lovers

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  13. I'm going to read between the lines and say #2 is NOT Queen or Missy since the mother of three was only mildly appalled. Since both these two are fully in the closet, they probably wouldn't publicly do something like this (which would fully, not mildly, appall someone.)

    However, I'm throwing Nicki Minaj out there since she has admitted to being bi and thus, wouldn't shock anyone if she did do something like this.

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  14. @ Lady J

    i heard the same thing hollywood is just weird her girlfriend even outed her awhile back (kimora that is)

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  15. Tossing these alternatives out there just to mix it up...

    #1 Whitney Houston
    #2 Eve or Lady Sovereign
    #3 Taylor Swift

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  16. @carlasee,


    Good guesses for 1 and 2. Someone came on this board and said she's seen Whitney kissing and cuddling that woman who was rumored to be her girlfriend before the marriage to BB.

    Eve has always given off a lesbian vibe to me.

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  17. Maybe Ke$ha for #3? She seems to sing about bars/clubs alot and I think one of her songs is straight up about a guy who kept turning her down ("Stephen"?) but I don't know if he's a bartender.

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  18. oh, just fyi, i was thinking of john mayer as the "dirty bartender" in #3...

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  19. oh, or maybe Ke$ha and Glambert for #3? just saw this item on another site...

    Over the weekend, the New York Daily News reported that Kesha and Adam Lambert had some kind of makeout session. Lambert said in an interview: “She’s really pretty and we were laughing and we just started kissing. It was pretty innocent to be honest with you. I mean, it wasn’t too dirty.”

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  20. Um, Mayer could never be the dirty bartender because it says he won't give out the free cocktail. I think Mayer has been giving out free cocktails and beer nuts for years. I'm guessing crabs are free, too.

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  22. Taylor Swift might be number three -- she used to pop into local restaurants (Applebees, for one) where a friend or two from high school worked before they'd get off shift -- that wasn't three years ago, but it was before she hit big. The "dirty bartender" description could mean exactly that -- and she wasn't popular with the rest of staff (she not only stiffed staff, she'd take off without paying for her order at all, and the staff would get stuck footing the bill for her out of their own pockets). (She now over-tips and even was quoted saying something sickeningly sweet about how much she respects wait staff, one of her friends must have clued her in at some point.)

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  23. Oh wait, this is a Michael Musto blind. I can't imagine he'd write about Taylor Swift even as a blind, she's so not what he's about. I'm going with Lady Gaga as more his style of gossip.

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  24. 1. Whitney Houston
    2. Missy Elliott
    3. Ke$ha

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  25. Tenley is right about Gaga being Musto gossip. He has been writing about her for years, back when she was playing the gay clubs in NYC and was otherwise unknown.

    1. is Alcia Keys who was photographed making out with a girl and speaking vaguely about her sexuality before Clive Davis stuffed her back into the closet and dressed her in designer gowns. That's how Clive rolls. Just ask Whitney.

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  26. MontanaMarriot speaks the truth about poorly-kept "secret" party association between Missy and Latifah. I don't know if it still goes on but in the early 2000's, it was talked about from Coast to Coast (you know; snitches EVERYWHERE)! But I didn't know Latifah cheated on Jeanette (sp?). I thought they were pretty exclusive unless something happened recently. They were very recently photographed at some party in the last month or so. Don't know who those other two are though but I suspect Alicia really IS into women, despite protestations to the contrary!

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  27. @VelvetStaccato

    These parties are still going on. Its funny because the "entertainment" for the night is usually blonde strippers since the women seem to like them. Except for Ms K who likes the Asians............

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  28. I'm not from a Western country. Could someone please enlighten me to what a "free cocktail" is?

    Is a dirty bartender someone who puts out for everyone?

    Thanks :)

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