Let me ask you a question. When is the last time you saw Mariah Carey driving a car? Have you ever seen Mariah Carey behind the wheel of a car? Does Mariah Carey have a drivers license? I'm guessing she never drives. Ever. So, why on earth did Nick Cannon buy her a custom made pink Porsche for her birthday? Why? I bet that thing cost over $100K and it will just sit there and not be used. Mariah isn't going to drive it. Is Nick going to drive a pink car? Does Mariah make him pick up extra money working as a Mary Kay representative? From her Twitter.
Again,thank you so much to all who gave so much time&love for 327! NC shocked me with a custom PINK porshe!!! And a huge trampoline!SO PIP! 2:15 AM Mar 28th via web
Oh, and what other gift did Nick buy Mariah? A trampoline. Yeah. Can you imagine Mariah on a trampoline? This is why I imagine. Mariah goes out to. Tentatively gets a boost up on it and takes a couple of hops until she either falls down or perspires and that is the end of the trampoline use. Oh, unless she has friends over and they get drunk. Then, maybe. Except by then it will have been removed and when she goes looking for it then it won;t be there and she will be embarrassed in front of her friends so someone will get fired or Nick will lose the rest of his manhood.
SO PIP!! Apparently Mariah is a fan of Great Expectations.
I'M BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND WHY TOMMY KEPT HER LOCKED UP ON THAT MEGA COMPOUND HE BUILT...
ReplyDeleteThis is the most disgusting self indulgent couple I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteThere is no way Nick can afford a porche. I'm sure he just rented it for the weekend to make it look like he has Mariah money.
It would be nice if just once Mariah flew over Haiti and just dump a pile of her "lambs" money.
Waste of space...oh, and the porsche too
ReplyDeleteIf her career doesn't pick up she's all set to become a Mary Kay lady.
ReplyDeleteThese two are so silly that they don't really bother me.
ReplyDeleteThe way she dresses, I bet she gets on the trampoline and gives herself a black eye. Just sayin'.... ;)
ReplyDeleteShe can't even walk in high heels without handlers, how in the hell can she jump on a trampoline??
ReplyDeleteEasy answer: She told him to buy it for her and is going to make him drive her around in it.
ReplyDeleteAnd how is that any worse than Oprah Winfrey buying Stevie Wonder a Rolls Royce for singing Happy Birthday at her 50th birthday party? I heard Stevie even took it out for a spin.
ReplyDeleteTalk about a total waste!
Beware of jumping on trampolines drunk: I know someone who did and broke her ankle in 3 places.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he bought it with her money, so if it stays rusting in a garage, it's her loss and her waste.
ReplyDeleteIt's really sad when people just throw money away...I'm not saying you shouldn't buy nice things but a 4th or a 6th car why would you need so many many things. When I make my first million(Lol) I'm going to put it in the bank and save it for my family education..I know boring
ReplyDeleteI used to love Mariah until I realized she was Cuckoo cukoo cac-hoo and didn't know when to let go of her childhood. MARIAH you are a 40 year old WOMAN! GROW the HELL UP!
ReplyDeleteLol @ Mariah's spelling.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, Rocket Queen. I was about to say that if you can't spell "Porsche," you shouldn't be able to buy one for yourself and then pretend your husband/lackey bought it for you.
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to understand why these two are even relevant anymore.
ReplyDeletePIP = Pretty In Pink?
ReplyDeleteNosey I assumed that's what she meant
ReplyDeleteMariah is totally getting on the trampoline. I have no doubt we will all soon be assaulted with images of her in some top tied at her waist, itty-bitty short shorts, hair in pigtails and smiling oh so suggestively as she hops. God, I hate her.
ReplyDeleteNick may not have as much money at Mariah, but he WORKS. I love the fact that he caters to Mariah in any way that she wants.
ReplyDeleteWhat women in her right mind wouldn't want that?
I would seriously pay to see a vid of Mariah on a trampoline.
ReplyDelete@Sporky:
ReplyDeleteAnother reason to beware jumping on trampolines drunk -- I've peed myself 2 times that way. :(
The Great Expectations crack KILLED me! Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteAnd to those wondering, I think she meant "so PIMP" which is what all the bright ones are saying these days...
No, Mariah doesn't have a driver's license. She has said she let it expire years ago. Probably after People magazine got a copy of her old one and found out she's been lying about her age.
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