Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Oksana Has Some Dirt On Mel Gibson


I don't know why Oksana Grigorieva was giving a music press conference in Moscow. As far as I am concerned, her music sucks, but apparently the people in Moscow want to see her perform. The good thing about having a press conference is that someone asked her about her split from Mel Gibson. She said, "I can tell you that..we have split up, suddenly and recently," Grigorieva said. "Unfortunately, I cannot give you the reason. But you will find out everything quite soon." To me, that sounds like only one person was involved in the split decision and it must be a really, really good reason if we are going to find out soon.

She also gave the official Mel Gibson spokesperson version of why they split. "Here is the official version: We split up by mutual consent and we will raise our daughter together. She is currently with my mother in my Los Angeles home." So, not with Mel huh? Well, he hasn't seem to care about the baby at all so that doesn't surprise me at all.

The Russian version she gave of the answer was even more enlightening.

Хотя потягивая водку и зовет меня сахара грудь, он все читает строки из Эйр Америка и назвав ее самый лучший фильм в истории мира.


24 comments:

  1. "While sipping a vodka and call me sugar chest, he reads lines from Air America and calling it the best movie in the history of the world."

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  2. Meh.. They're both douches if you ask me!

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  3. I bet she will never give the unofficial version. Saying that was probably just a veiled threat so that she can get more money out of him. Not that I really blame her...she may as well go all the way and he deserves what he gets.

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  4. Can I get a translation here?

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  5. SHE WILL MAKE OUT LIKE A BANDIT...AND PROBABLY JUST SAY THERE WAS ANOTHER WOMAN....

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  6. Ugh, whatever, there's a kid at stake here. What is with this over-abundance of crap parents?

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  8. @Ryan

    That makes more sense.

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  9. That poor little girl must have either been someone truly awful in a former life or just really unlucky to end up with parents like those.

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  10. As a person, who speaks russian fluently, I can assure you that last two lines make little sense :)

    Ryan's version is much better.

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  11. i heard he has aids.

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  12. His ex-wife is probably laughing her head over this.

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  13. wonder if his wife will take him bacl?

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  14. As a person who USED to be a fan of Mel's all I have to say is if he wasn't married I would be rooting for all of the gold diggers to take his damn money.

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  15. Anonymous12:28 PM

    Probably Mel and Timothy had a good talk about their little gold-digger LOL.

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  16. @trouble bubble: I am in no way fluent, but I can stumble and stutter through a sentence or two. It doesn't make sense to me either. Then I thought to run it through Google and I got the same thing @Ryan did. LOL

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  17. I think that is supposed to be "sugar tits" and Air America (according to google) is a movie Mel was in, but maybe you guys are being sarcastic, I can't tell

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  18. No sarcasm, that's actually what it says when you insert it into a Russian - English translator.

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  19. I think that is Enty being funny. He is saying that that is how Mel talks to Oksana or whatever her name is.

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  20. I think these comments are really getting off topic - what we SHOULD be discussing is what on earth she has on him???


    What about she found his secret underground lab where he grows perfect little Aryan people?

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  21. it's a joke. enty obvs put the joke through babelfish and that's why it makes no sense when translated back.

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  22. Long story short, Mel's accountant sat down and using pictures, crayons and very small words, explained to Mel that his wife would be taking him to the cleaners in the divorce since it 1)was California, 2)he certainly didn't have a prenup with wife, - and it would inevitably end up being cheaper to pay only child support to Oksana rather than alimony to the wife after the settlement, and potentially alimonty to Oksana after she managed to drag him to the altar and divorced him later.
    In other words, keeping the wife meant keeping more of his money.

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  23. Mel's secret will come out...

    I vote he has another child by a previous relationship.

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