Mel Gibson gossip just keeps on giving. It is kind of like a date with Paris Hilton. Do you remember last year when Mel and Oksana went public? He kept saying they had only been together a short time and almost right at the beginning of their relationship she got pregnant. Well, it turns out that Mel's math is about as good as his relations with Jewish people.
Oksana told Hello UK that she and Mel were together for three years, not just the one Mel had said. Uh oh. That means Mel was cheating on his wife much longer than previously reported and to top it off was cheating on the woman he was cheating on his wife with. Way to go Mel. Ho was church this weekend? All your congregants still think you are the best?
lol @ the typo in the last sentence! "Ho was church this weekend?" Filled with hos?
ReplyDeleteYeah Enty, Freudian slip there...but a good one!
ReplyDeleteThis guy's reputation just gets worse and worse. What's next? Holding dogfights in his "church"?
Is anybody really surprised by this?
ReplyDeleteI thought he pretty much cheated throughout the marriage.
I seriously doubt this is news even to the Missus.
a mistress for the mistress? woah...celebrities have too much free-time.
ReplyDeleteMel is my favourite kind of Catholic: sin Monday to Saturday, and then beg for forgiveness on Sunday. Wah wah.
ReplyDeleteSo the gold-digging ho was cheated on with another gold-digging ho?
ReplyDelete"Well, it turns out that Mel's math is about as good as his relations with Jewish people."
ReplyDeleteYou see, Enty, this is why I miss you so much when your internet goes out!
Great line.
here we go with the Catholic jabs again.
ReplyDeleteMel's a tool of the first order, and I'm convinced that Oksana deliberately got pregnant because Mel's baby is her meal ticket.
ReplyDeleteWay back, years ago when Mel was filming "The Patriot" in South Carolina a friend of mine had just gotten a job at the hotel where Mel was staying in Charleston. The producers hired him to be sort of a "sitter" for Mel. Kind of like "My Favorite Year" except that Mel lacked the charm of O'Toole's Alan Swan. Basically, he just had to hang out with him, keep him from driving drunk, or fornicating in public. My friend said he never saw Mel completely sober and that being married didn't slow him down AT ALL. He didn't really have anything good to say about him.
ReplyDeleteKnew of someone he slept with in Toronto during "Mrs. Soffel." Long, long time cheater. Agree that Oksana had to get pregnant to get something out of him and/or for him to agree to leave the missus.
ReplyDeleteRJ - That is very disappointing news on Mel. I wonder why the wife stayed with him this long. Sounds like he is not a nice guy to be around with.
ReplyDeleteRegardless of religion, there's one single guarantee.
ReplyDeleteGod don't like Ugly.
And Mel has shown himself to be well and truly Ugly.
RJ, thanks for the scoop!
ReplyDeleteI'm dying to attend his ultra-conservative, Latin mass church. And watch him sit there all smug. Fucktard.
@chihuahuense: That jab was for hypocritical Catholics who act like heathens all week long and wash it all off by attending Mass once a week, so it's okay. Sadly, this behaviour is by no means limited to ANY particular religious group. I consider myself spiritual (even while reading CDAN!) but have watched religion become a crutch to justify and absolve reprehensible behavior.
ReplyDeleteAnd there's more to come...
ReplyDeleteSpill it Oksie!!
Back in the day, I thought Mel was the hottest thing. Knew he wasn't gay since I just never got that vibe from him. But he lost all respect from me when he was asked once about his gay fan base (you know, the people that go pay to see his movies) and he made a really crude comment about his bum being off limits or something close to that. It was pretty insulting to gay people. I would love to find that quote again.
ReplyDeleteand yet there was a running joke that he always showed his bum in his movies.
ReplyDeletesuch a jerk.