For once Ellen Pompeo wasn't photographed at a store shopping alone.
Hilary Duff holds Mike Comrie very, very close.
Jedward try and stay relevant. It looks like someone is actually paying them for something.
While mom was in New York, Joel spoiled his little girl Harlow.
I need to watch Weekend At Bernies this week.
Get ready for a Katherine Heigl blitz. Her movie opens in like four weeks.
Speaking of blitzed.
Supposedly none of these pictures have been retouched. Uh huh. They are from Interview Magazine.
Megan Fox, BAG, and his son at the book store. They are going to start with the Pre-K stuff for Megan right now.
You know what? This might actually match.
Wow. I thought they only had hair this big in Texas. The RHNJ have proved me wrong.
Hilary Duff holds Mike Comrie very, very close.
Jedward try and stay relevant. It looks like someone is actually paying them for something.
While mom was in New York, Joel spoiled his little girl Harlow.
I need to watch Weekend At Bernies this week.
Get ready for a Katherine Heigl blitz. Her movie opens in like four weeks.
Speaking of blitzed.
Supposedly none of these pictures have been retouched. Uh huh. They are from Interview Magazine.
Megan Fox, BAG, and his son at the book store. They are going to start with the Pre-K stuff for Megan right now.
You know what? This might actually match.
Wow. I thought they only had hair this big in Texas. The RHNJ have proved me wrong.
If she's not airbrushed then that bitch has the best surgeon in the world cus she looks flawless
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or has Katherine Heigl looked very different in the face lately? I barely recognize her, and it has nothing to do with hair color.
ReplyDelete"Prostitution who-ah!"
ReplyDeleteAnyone watch the RHofNJ last night? Danielle is nuttier than a squirrel turd! I really feel for her daughters.
Well, the Madonna pics could be legit. No one seems to say what decade in which they were taken.
ReplyDeleteIn your dreams Madonna!!
ReplyDeleteThose must be Hilary's favorite leggings and shoes, because they're the same ones from yesterday.
ReplyDeleteGotta love lil' Harlow's face. Too cute.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute, wait a minute. Could Pompeo be the answer to the blind from a couple of days ago? I can't think of the clue...
ReplyDeletePhotoshop fuckery all OVER those Madonna pics. Truth.
I'm kind of in love with Joel Madden. He seems like such a family guy.
I can't look at that NJ lady on the left without thinking of Michael K's comment about her: "Crouching hairline, hidden forehead".
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ReplyDeleteWow, Dina Lohan's such a cool mom! I mean, can you imagine your mom flying to L.A. with you to guarantee you show up for you third opportunity to give a deposition so you don't automatically lose your case, then partying with you until 2 a.m. of the morning you're being deposed? Wow, I wish I had a cool mom like that! And they were only twenty minutes late--not too bad!
ReplyDeleteI have been a real NJ housewife and spent lots of time at the Jersey Shore and we are being misrepresented (a little).
ReplyDeleteI am so fascinated with Mickey Rourke's style. He's either one crazy motherf*cker or so far ahead of the rest of us. I suspect both.
ReplyDeleteMadonna may not be photoshopped, but filtered outta the whazoo.
"Crouching hairline, hidden forehead" Lmao!!
ReplyDeleteI watched RHONJ last night. BTW, when I pick up my son from William Patterson University I drive right past (or in between I should say - the buildings are on both sides) the Brownstone, the restaurant the oldest lady (Caroline) owns. True, Danielle needs to grow the f&^k up. But the stupid Cro-Magnon housewife (Teresa) is nothing more than a disgusting bitch. That she has 3 girls is sad. She's a horrendous role model. The only ones who seem to have any sense are Dina and Jackie. But I don't think I'll be watching it anymore.
ReplyDeleteSigned, Philly Girl/SOUTH Jersey housewife
hillary duff looks cute. go her.
ReplyDeletewho is jedward?
i really don't get lilo's virgin mary look.
forget the big hair...eeep at the masculine nj h'wives. they look like they could cut you. =O
In the RHoNJ photo, the one on the right looks like they mixed Cheryl Burke and Carnie Wilson, tossed in a dash of Marisa Tomei and blended well.
ReplyDeleteI did theatre. You put a pound of that pancake on your face and who needs retouching?
ReplyDeletemnggoddess: she has FOUR girls! Even worse.
ReplyDeleteRHoNJ was on last night? Shit!
ReplyDeletewhere's Heigl's kid, she was there for that one photo-op and that's it!
ReplyDeleteOf course, no photoshop was done on the Madonna pictures. She had her makeup done by professionals and was lit the same way that Garbo was so that she always look fabulous too. Yeah, no retouching needed when they do all the work before the pictures were taken.
ReplyDeleteI love that picture of Joel and Harlow!
ReplyDeleteI want to be photoshopped!
ReplyDeleteGood charlotte may be a douche band but it warms my cold heart to see how good Joel is to Nicole and the kids and how happy Harlow always is in pics... Kids SHOULD look like that IMO...
ReplyDeleteThose black & white pictures that weren't photoshopped--Lindsey Lohan looks pretty good in them!
ReplyDeleteI like that you abbreviate his name to just BAG. haha For some reason that struck me funny.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to record RHWONJ! Shoot. Will have to catch up online...LMAO @ "Crouching Hairline, Hidden Forehead" Why doesn't she get BANGS??