Why is it that so many singers always seem to live up to the name of Diva? This B list performer is so wasteful, she’d make Al Gore cry. Among her crimes: She is known to leave her car idling for at least a half an hour before she gets into it so it is just the right temperature. She is paranoid about germs so she has her staff clean her toilets twice a day. Her refrigerator is stocked with fresh food every day and the food that is over a day old is thrown out. She also takes up to three showers every day.
Not Christina Aguilera.
Mimi
ReplyDeleteJ.Lo
ReplyDeleteceline dion
ReplyDeleteWelp, we know it's NOT Britney....
ReplyDeletemimi and celine are A-list ALL the way. J-lo is F-list
ReplyDeleteif not lower when it comes to singing
Lady Ga-Ga....Christina is always getting compared to her.
ReplyDeleteMimi is not A list in my book. I think this sounds like her.
ReplyDeleteIf I were one of the staffers, I'd take that food home! I'm 100% sure they're doing that. Free groceries, and probably from an expensive organic market to boot.
ReplyDeleteThe food part bugs me the most. Ungrateful bitch.
ReplyDeleteooohhh didnt see the b list thing. uummm just going to start tossing out names of b listers to consider. and these people might not be b-list by enty's code, but they seem like they would be to me, if only by name recognition... ok
ReplyDeletekaty perry
carrie underwood
kellie pickler
j.lo
gaga- which might make sense because of the lupus thing... not wanting germs because she doesnt want to get sick? then again, she sits on stadium chairs in her underwear...
ok my brain is fried, its friday, and i think its none of these people... help?
Throw Beyonce into the lot, too. I think it's safe to say that Britney doesn't shower 3x a day (or 3x a week), but otherwise, there's not much here to discern among these list of usual suspects.
ReplyDeleteI thought Mariah Carey was already the popular pick for a similar blind item involving clean toilets, white towels, white everything, etc.
ReplyDeleteIf she's taking 3 showers a day, I can imagine her needing fresh white towels all the time. (But she really ought to invest in those towel warmers that my British in-laws have.)
I'm going with Mimi.
Remember that singer (I think?) that would only wear brand new underwear? Maybe there is a relation.
ReplyDeleteIs a Grammy winner always a-list in enty's book?
I think Carrie Underwood is probably A list, although it makes me cringe to admit it.
ReplyDeleteI say Rhianna. I read something today about her tour rider. She wants everything to be in ice blue and have the toilets "deep cleaned" however you do that.
ReplyDeletewell, she drives herself. Otherwise she wouldn't know if the driver had idled for 30 minutes.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to say Mariah, but I think she's too drunk these days to care. Most probably consider Beyonce A-list but I'm going to downgrade her to B for this one as she's not A for acting and her music isn't loved by everyone.
ReplyDeleteTotally J.Lo. There were articles about her germaphobe ways back when the twins were born.
ReplyDeleteSounds more OCD than Diva.
ReplyDeleteNotice Enty says B list "performer" and not singer? It must be J.Lo the MV even though I remain convinced Paula Abdul is another MV.
ReplyDeletenot Mimi, beyonce, madonna or celine dion: they're Alist
ReplyDeletejlo is below B so not either
I go with Rihanna (demanding rumors), or Gaga (it fits with the paranoid descript)
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Gaga, definetly
btw, this great piece of blind item is totally about gaga:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1236889/Confessions-fashionista-What-drives-gorgeous-superstar-exist-boiled-egg-whites.html