Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Charlie Sheen Headed To Jail Next Week - Hookers Book Vacations


Sometime next week, Charlie Sheen will enter his plea of guilty to something related to the Christmas Day assault on his wife. It will probably be something like criminal mischief that he pleads guilty to. You know, something like vandalism or urinating in public because those charges are really, really close to holding a knife to your wife's throat.

Anyway, Charlie's 30 day sentence will probably be reduced to 15 for time served. After he is released he will not be on probation and not have to do anything or be nice or subject himself to drug tests and won't have a felony on his record. I am also sure that after two weeks in jail with no porn and no strippers that the hookers and strippers of the western US and Canada might want to take a vacation while he is in jail. He will have two weeks of frustrations and a few hundred thousand to spend.

Meanwhile his wife and kids will be at home and his other kids will be at their respective mother's houses. They all must be so proud.


12 comments:

  1. Thanks for showing us how their is justice for you and me and THEN THERE'S CELEBRITY JUSTICE, scumbag, ugh I hate this guy

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  2. ITA, MM. Gyahhh!

    How is it that he even still has a dick? How is it not so disease-ridden that it has not fallen off yet?

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  3. 15 days without his vices. Po' baby. Looking forward to a wild binge when released.

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  4. I still think he needs full custody of ALL his spawn.

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  5. And yet that fucking show of his goes on. I swear, producers will employ Osama bin Laden if they thought he'd bring in a large audience.

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  6. I'm not an American but from what I can see the U.S legal system is f*ked up, why should celebs get a special treatment?

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  7. You called it, Enty.

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  8. Oh, and I don't think it's just celeb justice, I think it's race and class justice.

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  9. i betcha he'll be a bottom.

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  10. I wonder if people will boycott CBS......prob not but Lawd knows whenever Chris Brown is mention folks ready their pitch forks.....smh...hypocrites!!!

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  11. actually, gretchen, i would TOTALLY watch a show starring bin laden depending on what they had in mind for him, if you get my drift...

    and jess, not defending anybody (and i don't know where you're from) but let's also take a good look at pete doughtery (sp?) and how many times he escapes english law!
    i have to agree with mooshki, i think it's race, class, and money. lots and lots of money. although what any of that has to do with petey, i have no idea.
    hell, RDJ served his time, and it did him a world of good, god bless him!

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  12. Charlie's got the money to persuade some prison guard to supply him with blow and god only knows what else can be smuggled in.

    He will learn nothing from his incarceration.

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