Dina Lohan Did Something Not Stupid
You can pretty much count on Dina or Michael Lohan to do or say something stupid almost everyday. It isn't as sure as death or taxes or Lindsay popping pills everyday, but it is close.
Anyway, yesterday Dina managed to say something stupid, but she also managed to do something smart. So, kind of like 50/50 which is about her ratio to success and no success in raising her kids. The stupid thing Dina said was that Lindsay is doing great and the only reason the SCRAM bracelet went off was because someone poured a drink on it. It does not work that way but, whatever.
The smart thing she did though was to tell the world that Lindsay Lohan is considering a spot in Celebrity Apprentice. All of the stories today are about Lindsay and Celebrity Apprentice. First of all she would suck at it because her partying would get in the way. Second of all, it would get in the way of her pill popping. Oh, and I don't think Celebrity Apprentice is even casting yet. Of course Dina says that Lindsay has three movies in production so she is far too busy, but that since Donald Trump is a family friend they are considering it. Yeah, like The Donald is coming over to your house or taking Dina's calls. A family friend?
But, for the day anyway, it took the world off Lindsay and her need for rehab and instead made people talk about how awful she would be on Celebrity Apprentice. Now what she should focus on is Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader. The whole damn world would watch that.
