Friday, June 11, 2010

Ferguson & Fallon Love vs Kobe Bryant Rubbing Snot Into A Reporter's Hair

Despite all the competition in the late night world for viewer eyes, Craig Ferguson and Jimmy Fallon have decided to be friends and wave at each other with big Donald Duck hands. I think what they should do is have Dave Letterman retire and have Craig take his spot because, lets face it, Craig is the best. Then, Jimmy should tell NBC bye bye and move to Craig's spot on CBS.






Do you think you would smile if someone rubbed snot in your hair? Well, if you are Ric Bucher of ESPN you do. Of course he didn't know it at the time, but knowing how much he kisses ass he probably still would. It is a real pleasant thing for Kobe to do too. Shows class. I wonder if he did it to his maid too.



17 comments:

  1. Craig is hot, and Kobe is not. That's all I got.

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  2. I love Craig!!! :) I watch his show every night before Cold Case Files which I shouldn't watch but I do, and has me laying awake at night, paranoid and imagining a murderer lurking outside my window.

    Kobe is a pig. Simple enough. I wonder if he would have done that to a black reporter, I really doubt it. He plays a sport for a living. He is not as educated as the reporter had to be to land the job he has. To have some idiot who learned a sport and played it well, to make a disgusting amount of money, more money than that reporter will ever make, to disrespect you like that? I can't imagine what I would do. I'd like to think I'd have a machete in hand to cut him literally down to size.

    Pig.

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  3. Anonymous11:46 AM

    OT: It's not a disgusting amount of money, if the team owners are billionaires. BTW, athleticism to play in the pros, is not for wimps. Many learn to play sports, but they will never cut it in the pros.

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  4. Watching the Lakers is like watching the Yankees, boring.

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  5. I'd be ok with that move...as long as the ROOTS could come along.
    I really like Craig & Jimmy.

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  6. I know my Celtics can bring home the win!! I hate the lakers as much as I hate the Yankees!!!! Kobe is a cocky jerk!! and we all know what happened with that girl in Colorado!!

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  7. kobe is such a low class f-cker.

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  8. that's just gross, totally gross. now i need a shower.

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  9. @Pablo, it is a ridiculous amount of money. I played sports and never held your opinion though know many people that do, usually fellow jocks or fans. I think he is paid a ridiculous amount for what is basically physical labor - and to behave the way he does, after being able to be so lucky to earn what he does, to be able to even play for the NBA, the Lakers, to have people recognize your talent and become fans of yours, a dream to many...to actually ACT the way he does is disgusting.

    Plus who cares what the owners earn? CEO's, the higher ups, always earn the most - Example: Best Buy earns billions trillions blah blah of $$$ and yet the retail sales associates do not, they earn like 8 bucks an hour, no commission.

    I bet too, that if they were more heavily compensated, you wouldn't have some dude in a blue polo wiping mucus in your hair if you were a customer asking a question. The end. :)

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  10. Anonymous1:17 PM

    No, I stand by my opinion. And corporate CEOs are not a good example. For they are hardly fair and equitable to those under them. Many of them are liars and thieves in suits.

    Kobe is just an ass. But what he and others in pro sports earn for their bosses, I would say they deserve it. I hardly call professional sports...just physical labor.

    People who perform jobs that require physical labor or manual labor deserve a living wage like the rest of us. One would have to be a snob to think otherwise.

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  11. I think the pay is ridiculous, but that is just the way things are. I don't think that it should be changed, but I do wish that people would do more worthwhile things (my opinion of "worthwhile" not theirs) with their money than buy stupid shit. Oh, and I cannot appreciate anyone, rich or poor, that acts like a self-absorbed snot.

    Oh, and sorry, the dude abides, you are probably hating this conversation.

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  12. I stand by my opinion as well and I am not shaking a stick at you in anger and sports is physical labor, which is why players are always hurting themselves. I never said those who do manual labor should be paid less. If anything, I was trying to show you that playing sports and having a talent at it, is no different than someone working a machine at Kraft, and being skilled at their job, but there is a HUGE difference in pay, right?

    Not all corporate people are bad ;) quite a few started out in the bottom rungs and were able to maneuver higher. :)

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  13. Anonymous3:03 PM

    And the few who maneuver to the top, sometimes stepped on others to get there. :)

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  14. Craig Ferguson has the greatest monologue ever. I dvr his show every night. God help me but I love the silly hand puppets. Wavy Forever! And I will gladly march with him and the rest of the robo-skeletal army into the hollowed out volcano whenever he wants.

    Jimmy Fallon has the cutest smile. I just was never interested in his talk show. he did do a version of The Real housewives that was hysterical. Watch it if you can.

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  15. I dvr Craig every night, too. I love him. He's so funny and smart and doesn't seem to take himself or Hollywood too seriously which in my book equal sexy. I also like Jimmy Fallon. He's a little cutie. I also like his genuine enthusiasm. Refreshing. Plus, he's really funny, too.

    Kobe, too bad that the ridiculous (and it IS ridiculous) amount of money you earn hasn't been able to buy you basic good manners or common civility. Drop dead. Really, I wish you would. Yeah, I know, now I'm being rude. Ironic.

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  16. I am definitely a Craig fan, even to the point of buying his book -- which is funny as hell and serious as hell. But not hellish. Maybe a little. But it's certainly worth the read.

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  17. Oh Enty, how i do love thee! Sometimes i feel like i am the only craig ferguson fan. I was at the bar(big surpriselol) after the flyers loss and saw Jimmy wave back at craig and started clapping. LOL ahh yeah, no one else was amused.

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