Five parts today.
Reader Photo #1

Reader Photo #2

Tom Ford never seems to age a day. Meanwhile, I age by the minute. I blame reality television. Oh, and vegetables.

It's time for another season of Hung. I looked through all the pictures but did not see any of Patricia Arquette so Thomas Jane got to hang out solo with

his cigar for company.

I can't believe Anne Heche and James Tupper are still together. It really is a shocker.

Not a shock that they are still together is Talisa Soto and Benjamin Bratt.

Tori Spelling tires to get Twi-Hards to go buy her book by pretending to be a fan.

Meanwhile, Peter Facinelli paid a visit to tent city in downtown LA. he was joined by

Jackson Rathbone.

And in other Twilight news, Robert Pattinson is related to Dracula aka Vlad The Impaler who I thought was a porn star from the 70's, but I was wrong.

Speaking of porn star, this is very porn star-ish from Victoria Beckham.