Monday, June 21, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

Me-Me Dallas starred in her own Blind Vice a few weeks ago, so it's only right we dish on Tobey Yum-Yum's deliciously scandalous escapades too, dontcha think?

Remember, M and T had a spicy romance there for a while, but like all Hollywood power couples, they parted ways and decided it was time to bed other good lookers in the Biz (in Me-Me's case, that meant smooching on some ladies).

But don't think Tobey's trailer has been quiet since Me-Me fled the scene...

Sources who happen to travel around with Yum-Yum on his various filming locations say that after Ms. Dallas moved on, he was quick to seduce another famous, "innocent" babe. Let's call her Darla Jones, a gal who's known for her virginity as much as her impressive smile and perky hair.

See, it didn't take long for Tobey to convince Darla, a gal who appears to be even sweeter than Me-Me, to hop in the sack with him. So sad, this circle of friends. They literally all screw each other and then screw each other over. Where do they learn this scheming so young?

"[Tobey] sleeps with everyone...then breaks their heart," is how our witness to the behind-the-scenes romping puts it.

Kind of the case with poor Darla, who was only on Tobey's radar so briefly, the press barely caught wind of their seemingly virginal romance. Despite how hurt D.J. was, she could never bash Yum-Yum for pulling one over on her because that little bitchfest would blow her cover as the purest of ‘em all.

You know what, Tobey? You're cute, young and talented, we get it. At your age, people who aren't even in the business are doing much worse things, trust.

Just watch your back, babe, ‘cause one of these times you're gonna mess around with the wrong lady, and she'll have no problem telling the media exactly what your cute ass is all about.

And it Ain't: Robert Pattinson, Mark Salling, Ian Somerhalder


21 comments:

  1. I'm going with John Mayer on this one with Darla being Taylor Swift.

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  2. I can never follow Ted's writing on these blinds. The nicknames are asinine. Coke Mom is easy but man, "Tobey Yum-Yum" is just stupid to me.

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  3. I think its Selena Gomez and Nick jonas, with Miley being the ex.

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  4. I'm thinking:

    Me-Me Dallas = Miley Cyrus
    Tobey Yum-Yum = some Jonas brother
    Darla Jones = Demi Lovato

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  5. Anonymous10:00 AM

    Does anyone know the blind on Meme Dallas?

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  6. @sylvia

    http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b138698_One_Bonus_Cherry_Poppin__Blind_Vice.html

    consensus was Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas

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  7. Me-Me *Dallas* = Miley Cyrus = Hannah *Montana*

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  8. Why would people think this is Miley? Does anyone think she's virginal, or has anyone thought that in the last 12 (or more) months?

    I think it's Taylor Swift. Guy is less clear, though I thought of Cory Monteith (they were spotted together a few times) and another Glee-er is a not.

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  9. Me-Me is Miley. When she first started dating the JoBro, she was seen as that innocent, though it's hard to believe now. Now she's off smooching girls (or pretending to on stage). I'll say that Darla Jones, the still innocent one, is Taylor Swift.

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  10. Me Me Dallas is Jennifer Aniston

    Tobey yum yum is John Mayer

    Darla is Taylor Swift.



    totally!!

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  11. I changed my mind after reading me me and tobey's blind from a few weeks back...

    Must be that Jonas kid, Miley and Demi.

    Although none of them strike me as virginal....just Disneyfied. lol..

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  12. Miley
    Nick
    Salena

    Salena has perky hair and an adorable smile. Plus the whole "who's the purest of them all" as in "mirror mirror on the wall." Salena plays a wizard. Nick you cad!

    BTW-Taylor Swift dated Joe Jonas, not Nick. Demi Lovato also dated Joe Jonas.

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  13. Miley, Nick, Selena.
    Next!

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  14. It's not Taylor Swift -- she trashes everyone who has dumped her or dissed her or whatever as fast as she can no matter how short or the nature of the "relationship"

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  15. Anonymous12:46 PM

    Thanks looserdude!!

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  16. the original blind item on me me and tobey state they were in a movie together....miley and nick were never in a movie together.

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  17. Nick & Miley were in a movie together. It was a concert film but a movie that debuted in the theaters nonetheless.

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  18. Miley, Nick and Selena.

    There's plenty of bad girl rumors about Demi Lovato. Plus her "relationship" with Joe Jonas was all over the tabloids and internet. Certainly not quiet.

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  19. Nick Jonas, Nicole Anderson?

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  20. Tobey always smacked of Nick, yeah. Not shocking. Not even that big of a deal that a 17 year old is taking advantage of sexing opportunities, though. But hypocrisy is the problem. I don't care what anyone says about Joe; he doesn't beat the perfection drum loud and proud like Nick. So in my mind that makes him the better Jonas, even if it's just because he's terrible at hiding his failings...he just never seems so desperate to bother.

    Ugh, I shouldn't care, but I do.

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  21. Definitely Miley, Nick and Selena.

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