This children’s network star, who is A List in every toddler’s eyes (who is a grown-up) was seen partying at an LA club this week, completely smashed from doing drugs and shots all night. Naughty, naughty boy.
Here's the thing about Yo Gabba Gabba - I ASSUME that guy is doing drugs. That show is pretty incomprehensible. And I have 2 kids so I have seen just about all kids shows. The only one weirder than Yo Gabba Gabba was Boo-Bah.
I read about "Blue's Clues" in a book by Malcolm Gladwell. Apparently it's structured to reflect the way small children think and learn. Lots of repetition, lots of time for things to sink in, incrementally increased information.
DJ Lance is totally a-list. check out thier guest star registar....not to mention the fact that Dame Angie's trick Brad dressed like him for halloween last year. If I had a scraggly faced dude with Morticia on his arm pretending to be me, I might tie one on as well. :) Just kidding.
Seriously though, it almost has to be DJ Lance. *sigh* He really is the only one that fits the bill. Dude from Blues Clues has been on the scene much longer even if he is the replacement. If he had naughty tendencies they would have come out before now. IMO
Look, Elmo has the pressure on him! He was just doing the shoot with Katy Perry and was just holding the stuff. I mean really, you go through the day getting tickled and telling everyone YOU love them and tell me you do not need a night out with the peeps from the Street. Count has always been the shady one and I suspect he is the dealer-counting his inventory all the day, every day.
DJ Lance! Dude is a rockstar in the 0-3yr old age bracket. I don't think I would know him without the orange unitard & furry hat, but yes, definitely A-List in the world of baby tv. (and he's skinny & energetic as a crackhead so I wouldn't be surprised)
Blue's Clues is excellent for children of all ages, and has great meaning to solving problems. However, the original guy has already distanced himself and moved on in an adult band.
Dj Lance is an idiot, and his sister is disgusting on the show. Like some 1970's disco idiots.
Toddler makes me think Barney, but who cares about Barney..he has no face.
SkittleKitty, It was Tele Tubbies. Don't think it was him though. I hate to say it, but it could very well be DJ Lance. My daughter likes that show and I would hate for it to be him, but it's a damn good guess. He's from the Lou (St. louis) my home town and even though the show is a lot different, that's what we like it. We love DJ Lance.
Oh DJ Lance. I realize the pressures of Hollywood could get the best of anyone, but don't become another sterotypical addicted Hollywood actor.
SkittleKitty, It was Tele Tubbies. Don't think it was him though. I hate to say it, but it could very well be DJ Lance. My daughter likes that show and I would hate for it to be him, but it's a damn good guess. He's from the Lou (St. louis) my home town and even though the show is a lot different, that's what we like it. We love DJ Lance.
Oh DJ Lance. I realize the pressures of Hollywood could get the best of anyone, but don't become another sterotypical addicted Hollywood actor.
I'll never forget the day my then 6 year old son came home from school and announced in shock that Barney was arrested!!! He said that they found drugs hidden in his tail!!! He had heard it in school and it was supposedly all over the news...my husband and I could literally NOT stop laughing for 20 minutes!!! He was so dead serious!
I know this is one of those "I know someone who swears that..." things, but a good friend of mine swears that he used to drop acid with DJ Lance back in the dance clubs in St. Louis.
That dude from "Blue's Clues"? Because how else would you get through having be the dude from "Blue's Clues"?
ReplyDeleteBarney! Noooooooooooo!
ReplyDelete(obviously that should read "having TO be the dude" etc.) Sorry.
ReplyDeleteDJ Lance from Yo Gabba Gabba
ReplyDeleteNaughty naughty = Gabba Gabba
Bert has been quietly trying to get Ernie the help he so desperately needs, but apparently, to no avail. Sadness.
ReplyDeleteI am not sure if DJ Lance is A list, but whoever puts that show together definitely HAS to be on drugs...the whole thing is like a bad acid trip!
ReplyDeleteGordon from Sesame Street,
ReplyDeleteor Cookie Monster - we already know he is a cookie addict (gateway drug)
I immediately thought of the Blues Clues guy. Or one of the Wiggles. But the Gabba Gabba connection makes sense too.
ReplyDeleteHere's the thing about Yo Gabba Gabba - I ASSUME that guy is doing drugs. That show is pretty incomprehensible. And I have 2 kids so I have seen just about all kids shows. The only one weirder than Yo Gabba Gabba was Boo-Bah.
ReplyDeleteI read about "Blue's Clues" in a book by Malcolm Gladwell. Apparently it's structured to reflect the way small children think and learn. Lots of repetition, lots of time for things to sink in, incrementally increased information.
ReplyDeleteI would say Yo Gabba Gabba also, but that's on cable.
ReplyDeleteDJ Lance is totally a-list. check out thier guest star registar....not to mention the fact that Dame Angie's trick Brad dressed like him for halloween last year. If I had a scraggly faced dude with Morticia on his arm pretending to be me, I might tie one on as well. :) Just kidding.
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, it almost has to be DJ Lance. *sigh* He really is the only one that fits the bill. Dude from Blues Clues has been on the scene much longer even if he is the replacement. If he had naughty tendencies they would have come out before now. IMO
Ice Angel and Katheryn: Agreed. I'd actually be more shocked if I found out DJ Lance wasn't on drugs.
ReplyDeleteMy first thought was Barney, but looserdude totally beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteWhat is/was the show with the four colorful blobs and some idiot politician said the one with the triangle on his head was gay?
ReplyDeleteI'm going with the gay blob--hiding in the closet all these years has gotten to him... ;)
Look, Elmo has the pressure on him! He was just doing the shoot with Katy Perry and was just holding the stuff. I mean really, you go through the day getting tickled and telling everyone YOU love them and tell me you do not need a night out with the peeps from the Street. Count has always been the shady one and I suspect he is the dealer-counting his inventory all the day, every day.
ReplyDeleteDJ Lance! Dude is a rockstar in the 0-3yr old age bracket. I don't think I would know him without the orange unitard & furry hat, but yes, definitely A-List in the world of baby tv. (and he's skinny & energetic as a crackhead so I wouldn't be surprised)
ReplyDeleteBlue's Clues is excellent for children of all ages, and has great meaning to solving problems. However, the original guy has already distanced himself and moved on in an adult band.
ReplyDeleteDj Lance is an idiot, and his sister is disgusting on the show. Like some 1970's disco idiots.
Toddler makes me think Barney, but who cares about Barney..he has no face.
SkittleKitty,
ReplyDeleteIt was Tele Tubbies. Don't think it was him though. I hate to say it, but it could very well be DJ Lance. My daughter likes that show and I would hate for it to be him, but it's a damn good guess. He's from the Lou (St. louis) my home town and even though the show is a lot different, that's what we like it. We love DJ Lance.
Oh DJ Lance. I realize the pressures of Hollywood could get the best of anyone, but don't become another sterotypical addicted Hollywood actor.
SkittleKitty,
ReplyDeleteIt was Tele Tubbies. Don't think it was him though. I hate to say it, but it could very well be DJ Lance. My daughter likes that show and I would hate for it to be him, but it's a damn good guess. He's from the Lou (St. louis) my home town and even though the show is a lot different, that's what we like it. We love DJ Lance.
Oh DJ Lance. I realize the pressures of Hollywood could get the best of anyone, but don't become another sterotypical addicted Hollywood actor.
I'll never forget the day my then 6 year old son came home from school and announced in shock that Barney was arrested!!! He said that they found drugs hidden in his tail!!! He had heard it in school and it was supposedly all over the news...my husband and I could literally NOT stop laughing for 20 minutes!!! He was so dead serious!
ReplyDeleteI know this is one of those "I know someone who swears that..." things, but a good friend of mine swears that he used to drop acid with DJ Lance back in the dance clubs in St. Louis.
ReplyDeleteWilmer Valder what evah...He's Handy Manny.
ReplyDelete