Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Charlie Sheen Gets Drunk & Naked - Ends Up In The Hospital


Charlie Sheen showed his two eldest girls what a wonderful role model he is by taking them and their mom to New York. You know, for Broadway plays like Mary Poppins and shopping sprees at FAO Schwartz. Heck, Charlie might have even paid Denise for a a couple of hours of fun for old times sake. Anyway, when your dad is Charlie Sheen, the good times must end at some point, so the kids will now get to read about how their dad came back to their hotel drunk and with a hooker. Charlie, being Charlie then got naked and presumably the hooker did too. At some point Charlie could not find his wallet or his cell phone. Probably when he was going to pay the woman and grab her a cab. So, instead of knocking on the room next door and asking Denise for some money, Charlie trashed his hotel room, the cops were called and the next thing you know Charlie is being taken to the hospital by Denise and admitting himself for evaluation.

Police have not decided whether to charge Charlie with anything. They probably won't as long as he coughs up the dough to pay for all the damage. Considering he makes $2M a week, I think he can probably afford it and throw in a hooker for each of the staff too. That way Charlie can get his buy 10 hookers get one free card punched that much sooner.


42 comments:

  1. Jesus. Put this fool in jail. How many chances do you get? 5? 12? A million?

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  2. Colorado authorities must be so proud. Can't remember the city.

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  3. Anyone know which hospital they took him to? I'm just trying to gauge how much the staff talked about him like a dog -- to his face -- while he was on the gurney.

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  4. Jeez, how dumb can this asshole be? He was 8 (EIGHT) days away from completing his probation--that's a week plus one day, Charlie!--and now this. And supposedly in NYC to show the kids a good time? Nice...!

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  5. *rotflmao* Charlie really knows how to get publicity.

    Charlie's people are now busy putting out the BS story that he was suffering an allergic reaction to medication. Next I am expecting to hear that the lady with him was his temporary personal assistant. Don't know how they plan to explain away the trashed room.

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  6. That was funny about paying Denise (for sex) for old times sake. Good one, Enty. And since this is my first post since getting slammed for mentioning Betty White, I'm just going to guess the hooker was in fact Betty White.

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  7. If he was that trashed I'm willing to bet the hooker took off with the phone and the wallet.

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  8. As SueEllen noted, how many chances does this guy get? I think he and Lindsay should just go off and party together, and whatever happens, happens.

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  9. Except the hooker was locked in a closet when the cops came. How much you want to bet that if it was Juan Carlos and not Charlie Sheen, he'd be in jail charged with a laundry list of shit up to and including forceable confinement and perhaps kidnapping.

    God, this pisses me right the eff off.

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  10. time to boycott CBS until they remove him from the set.

    why is it ok for Charlie to work and make millions,but not Mel?
    neither have been charged and both are a fucking disgrace with no place in the public eye.

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  11. What an ass, and his show's not even that funny anymore - Charlie's jumped the shark !

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  12. and now the publicist is saying it's a "allergic reaction!!"

    ya IF he's allergic to staying away from hookers,being clean,respectable to women and a decent guy.

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  13. denise was on howard stern this morning, but i missed the beginning of her appearance. i'm listening to the replay now...

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  15. @Rickatoo,

    Denise is supposed to be on Joy Behar tonight on HLN. That should be interesting.

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  16. @jax: "...why is it ok for Charlie to work and make millions, but not Mel?"
    That should read: "...why is it ok for Charlie to work and make millions, but not ME?"

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  17. Yeah, a lot of people have a violent reaction to cocaine, which is what the hooker is saying he snorted right before he lost it. Some douchebags will never change.

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  18. you'd think his body would be used to it by now,i'm betting it wans't just coke.

    Enty, does he need to be arrested to violate probation in Aspen, or is being coked up enough?

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  19. I can't stop laughing at "allergic reaction" story. Goddamn, it must be painful to be Sheen's publicist.

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  20. Gad, this loser can't even pick up a quality call girl (who'd know how to handle this sort of situation, or would have left before it got bad) at the *Plaza*?

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  21. Charlie's "eldest" daughter is 25.

    And, he's a tool.

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  22. @Little Miss - lol, yeah. Can't you just picture him on the other end of the phone hearing the news about what Charlie's been up to today?? "Sigh. Fuck."

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  23. Isn't he supposed to be sober/drug free as part of his sentence from Aspen? I really thought that Denise learned her lesson with him. I can't believe she allowed him to go with her on a trip with the kids. He can't even keep it in his pants for a day while on vacation with his kids?

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  24. I was wondering about that -- maybe the kids begged him to take them someplace *anyplace* just to be with him, or to take them along when he traveled next time, and he convinced Denise he was sober and wouldn't hurt them.

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  25. Charlie can't help that he likes the smell of coke y'all

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  26. What is his obsession with hookers? I just don't get it.

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  27. @ looserdude

    Yep! Still annoying.

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  28. @Kate, Hookers leave afterward. Perfect for your average misogynist who can't stand women for anything other than sex.

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  29. Heck, Charlie might have even paid Denise for a a couple of hours of fun for old times sake <--- Best part of this post!

    It's sick the amount of money this guy makes.

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  30. I just hope the kids didn't witness any of this. WTG, Charlie Sheen. Always a class act. :P

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  31. @Kate, not only do hookers go away after sex, but they are probably insanely complementary during the sex. For someone who has had a remarkably successful career, earned untold millions of dollars, produced five healthy children, and experienced unbelievable levels of popularity/forgiveness/goodwill from both the public and the entertainment industry Charlie seems to have crippling insecurity and needs constant ego-stroking. I feel bad for his kids. I hope he's got a good accountant who has been keeping Charlie away from all of his money so the kids will have a good inheritance when he does finally kill himself. I also hope it's in a trust so their mothers can't get their hands on it, especially Brooke. She's as pathetic as Charlie. I also agree with whomever said his show suck now. I used to really like it, in spite of Charlie's behavior, but this season has just been awful and not funny at all!

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  32. LOL. You're funny, Enty!

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  34. Sad for the kids not only to witness this but someday they will understand both of their parents and the craziness around them.

    On another tangent...I can't stand it when the mom is "put together" and the kids are not, ie hair not brushed, wrinkled clothes etc, not a hair or clothing is out of place on Denise, ever.

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  35. looserdude, I know some people hate the Betty White/Ben Affleck guesses, but I like 'em, so don't worry too much about what other people think. No matter what you say, you're bound to piss off someone. :)

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  36. Sis -- *thank* you -- I was wondering about that myself. Especially coming out of the Plaza. Not a good lesson to teach them. And she can't argue that she had her hands full with them -- I'm pretty sure she has hot and cold running nannies.

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  37. He's really into self-sabotage, isn't he. Maybe he gets off on it.

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  38. @ Sue & Jax

    I'm glad I'm not the only one pissed off at this mess. CBS was banned in my household last year when he did what he did to his wife in front of their babies. And the media coverage of the current mess is really despicable. Over at the Washington Post they have this headline "tv's bad boy is up to his old tricks" like this is just some type of "oh hey boys will be boys" type of fuckery. It's not. And it really wouldn't have been funny if that woman locked in the closet ended up seriously hurt or even worse, dead. But then he'd probably have enough money to clean that up too. Freaking disgrace is all he is. I grrrr at that horrible person, Charlie Sheen & I send an even bigger grrrr to his enablers that are allowing him to get away with all this. If someone (heaven forbid) dies behind his fuckery, everyone who let him get away with all he's being doing all these years should sure be charged as accessories to murder.

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  39. For those who ask why he continues to use hookers, I'll let Charlie explain it himself, in his now-famous quote:


    "I don't pay them for the sex; I pay them to leave."


    Charlie Sheen, ladies and gentlemen!

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  40. I don't understand why he keeps getting married and having babies. If he was single without kids, partying and hookers would just make him a drunk/druggie Derek Jeter.

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  41. I had to catch my DH on this story tonight when it was on the news...he didn't really know the situation w/ the current (?) wife & why he is currently still on probation. He asked why the hell Denise would agree to go on a trip with him knowing his violent tendencies?? Or are we supposed to believe he has been clean this whole time? He must have some pretty powerful lawyers is all i know...

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