Ken Follett gets the top spot because, well, I like his books.
Abigail Breslin in Bullett Magazine.
Why hello Alyssa Milano.
And to you as well Mr. Rollins.
Britney Spears covers her lip and
covers it again.
Paris is hosting a contemporary art exhibit. As usual, I feel like an idiot because I don't understand. I would understand this one if the aqua was red, but I just don't get it.
Why yes, I would like a tall thing covered in pasta for my living room.
It would freak me out when I was drunk. So, since that is a daily occurrence, best not get it. Is it a monkey skull?
No need to pay $30,000 for this piece. Just go down to a junkyard and pull one out of any car.
Copying the world's largest ball of twine is now art?
Probably something sexual. Just guessing.
Abigail Breslin in Bullett Magazine.
Why hello Alyssa Milano.
And to you as well Mr. Rollins.
Britney Spears covers her lip and
covers it again.
Paris is hosting a contemporary art exhibit. As usual, I feel like an idiot because I don't understand. I would understand this one if the aqua was red, but I just don't get it.
Why yes, I would like a tall thing covered in pasta for my living room.
It would freak me out when I was drunk. So, since that is a daily occurrence, best not get it. Is it a monkey skull?
No need to pay $30,000 for this piece. Just go down to a junkyard and pull one out of any car.
Copying the world's largest ball of twine is now art?
Probably something sexual. Just guessing.
Britney, UHm Herpes outbreak?!?!?!
ReplyDeletebritney must be having a herpes outbreak
ReplyDeleteOh no, Abigail...just....no....
ReplyDeleteThat top on Alyssa Milano would have looked better sleeveless.
ReplyDeleteBritney looks on the verge of tears. Oh that poor girl.
ReplyDeleteMilano just looks incredible.
I don't get the Brit pictures...did she walk around for hours like that, or did they just happen to find two pictures where she was wiping her mouth?
ReplyDeleteYes, Hellllooooo Mr. Rollins.
Abigail Breslin looks like the goth kids of the 90s.
and Alyssa, burn that shirt.
So I can foresee Abigail getting a nose job in counting down 5...4...3...
ReplyDeleteNOT because she needs it, or even because she wants it. But her "people" will make her. You watch.
And if any of that shit is "art," then I'm a GD hanging monkey's skull's uncle.
oh enty...reminds of the day we met for the first time under a giant VELVET vulva at ,fittingly, the VAG (vancouver art galley) heehee!
ReplyDeletei want to know who the creative heads behind the abigail bresden shot were...b/c i want to slap them.
ReplyDeletei don't get the parisian exhibit either...but then, art is subjective. and re 1st pic...while i may not be an obama fan, i also don't like that the 'person' on the ground bears a striking resemblance. boo.
I guess I'm just a backward hick living in the sticks, but that kind of "art" is soooooo pretentious. I hate pretension.
ReplyDeletePoor Brit, Poor little girl. They have something for those outbreaks before they start. By the way, love enty's take on the crap art!
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to shoot whoever conceptualized that Abigail Breslin photoshoot.
ReplyDeleteAnd Henry Rollins is a fucking god among men. And one of the nicest guys I've ever met.
That big ball of twine is the best of the lot and it looks like something Miles from that Work of Art show would have made. And he was always half-assed about everything he did.
ReplyDeleteHope Marilyn Manson hasn't seen that photo of Abigail Breslin.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be the only one to suggest that Brit got her lips plumped. If you look closely, it appears to be so.
ReplyDeleteEnty you better come up with another good Scientology expose to make up for this crap
ReplyDeleteOh what I could do with Britney's wardrobe budget...
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Heather. I looked and they are plumped.
ReplyDeleteOh Abigail, please don't try to grow up too soon!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad that BritBrit is covering her head, too. I still haven't gotten over that photo of her weave. Bleh.
I've only read POTE, which I loved. His new book sounds good.
ReplyDeleteAlyssa Milano looks great (odd doily shirt notwithstanding). She is also one of the best Tweeters out there. Most everything she tweets is interesting & w/ purpose unlike alot of these other stupid celebs.
I will have nightmares tonight over giant modern art pasta monster.
I, too, count Henry Rollins on my list of gods among men :) He's one of the most fun people I've ever seen live; and afterwards he's always been so gracious to any fans who hang around to meet him. I'd take him over most Hollywood celebrities any day.
ReplyDeleteDon't much like Abigail Breslin's photo, but I gotta admit: it's really nice to see a photo shoot of a young female celebrity actually wearing *all* of her clothes!
This is why I refused to go to art school. I wasn't paying good money to theow a piece of shit together to get good grades. We have some prestigious art schools in Philly, but some of the exhibitions were laughable. It was garbage + kitchen appliances+severed dummy head + a splash of ink = work of art!! A fellow art student I went to high school with had a recent exhibition of her paintings. They're basically nude female figures with huge breasts in pornographic positions. Makes me shake my head...
ReplyDeleteI've heard others say the same thing about art school. Sad.
ReplyDeleteI think Brit had her lips plumped too.
Is Rollins still with Janeane Garofalo? I thought they were right together.