Friday, October 29, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

Chiquita isn't exactly known for having a legs-closed-shut policy on the set of her über-hit TV show.

The "bat s--t" crazy actress was hooking up with one of her hunky costars for a while, before getting semi-burned when the dude decided he'd had enough of her cuckoo for Coco Puffs crap. Nasty stuff.

So...what's a scorned star to do?

Sleep her way up to the top and plan evil revenge, of course!

Crafty Chiquita, whose killer bod matches her ambition, started having sex with a very high-up guy who works on her show. Said dude has the power to make a lot of creative decisions. You know, like where certain character developments will go!

Naturally, C. is using that vag-trap of hers to try and convince the suit to write her ex into character oblivion (or death, whichever Chiquita can finagle first). Or—at the very least—"significantly diminish his role," according to one of our myriad right-on set insiders.

Oh, and by saying Chiquita is trying to convince the stupid suit with the faulty zipper to do this, threaten may actually be the more appropriate word. Because it's not like this was a one-night stand thingy.

No, C. and the exec have been sleeping together on the side for a while now.

If Chiqy doesn't get her way, she is thisclose to tattling about her sexy escapades (all of them!) to some folks it would have a grave impact on. And trust, the unlucky gentlemen is much older with a reputation to protect.

One thing to keep in mind?

Everyone on the set already knows. All of the actors, including her ex, are very aware what kind of slut crap she's pulling.

And Miss C. wonders why she's the outcast of her good looking cast?

And it Ain't: Lea Michele, Leighton Meester, Katerina Graham


21 comments:

  1. Popular sentiment on E! is that this is Naya Rivera from Glee. I was thinking someone more like Analynn McCord, but who knows.

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  2. It certainly sounds like Analynn, but although 90210 is a big hit for the CW, I don't know if it's an "über-hit" overall? I'm going to choose to believe it's her anyway.

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  3. You beat me to it MacVixen. I would totally guess Naya. She went apeshit on Mark Salling's car over the summer.

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  4. So that's why Puck mysteriously went to juvie. I was wondering why he hadn't been on the show this season.

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  5. Naya Rivera is a really good guess and fits all the clues. Hopping on that train!

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  6. Uber hit is Glee, Modern Family, or something like that and MF doesn;t have any hunky stars (husky maybe, but not hunky).
    Glee would seem to be a good choice for the show.

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  7. The nots are all singer/actresses from network shows (Graham's from Vampire Diaries and sung on a will.I.am record). Is there anyone beside Rivera who fits that description?

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  8. But is Puck(Mark S) that much older than Naya? And what reputation does he have that can be destroyed? Not like he's married...

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  9. Never mind...he's referring to the exec...not Mark S...sorry about that.

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  10. Serena Van Der Woodsen comes to mind, but I don't think the clues fit.

    Naya Rivera seems like a great guess.

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  11. "C. and the exec have been sleeping together on the side for a while now"

    The whole Naya Rivera-Mark Sailing debacle happened just the other day. I don´t think it´s her.

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  12. Don't know if it helps or not but Chiquita made me think of Chita Rivera a broadway/movie acress of the 50s and 60s in Can Can and others.

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  13. It's Naya Rivera from Glee.

    Uber-hit? Glee.
    Batshit crazy? Naya went ape shit on Mark Salling's car when she found out he wasn't serious about their relationship.
    Salling's Puck hasnt been seen in a few episodes.

    It just fits.

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  14. Plus, Chiquita is a hispanic name, and so is Rivera. Case closed.

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  15. I like the Naya guess.

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  16. There have been 5 episodes of Glee so far this season, Mark Salling has been in 3 of them. Good to know his performances, including singing a big number in the first episode and a great line in the God episode, have been so memorable for some.

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  17. It's DEFINITELY Blake Lively - I knew it within the first paragraph.

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  18. This totally sounds like Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory. You know, cuckoo for Coco Puffs? And they are always taking about how Sheldon is bat-crap crazy. Kaley ftw

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  19. Meredith, you are very, very generous if you consider "Big Bang Theory" to have "hunky co-stars" and a "good-looking cast," as the blind read. Although I do love Sheldon. :)

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