Thursday, November 04, 2010

Today's Blind Items

It is like visiting old friends with this couple. I don't recall off hand if it was in the most recent reveals or in the January reveals, but I revealed that John Mayer was having a fling with a married woman. I don't recall how I described her in the past, so if you can find the old blind perhaps this description combined with the other will help put it all together. She is a celebrity. You could almost call her a reality star except for the fact that what she does is real television. In her insulated world she would be considered A list and is certainly very popular and this would be a huge shock to most people. Now, you might be wondering why I am dredging this up again. Well, what was once just a one time thing now seems to be happening with more regularity. Last month, the couple was spotted trying to be discreet. Here it is in the words of somewhere who was there.

Last month I was at a party. I was w/ my boyfriend and another friend and we were on the roof top and we noticed John Mayer hanging w/ a couple of guys towards the back - very incognito. His pal said something to John and then nodded in the direction of ________ who was about 6 ft. away from us. I'm looking @ her when she checked her blackberry and started looking around. I looked back over @ John and he was texting. _________ whispered something to her friend and walked away. Her friend went up to John and said something and then she walked away. John looked like he made a joke because his friends started to giggle. He checked his phone and then walked inside. About 2 minutes later _________ walked out the same door. We didn't think that much about it. I had to use the bathroom but I the line was long so I went to use the bathroom @ the other bar. I walked inside and @ the end of the hallway there was John and ________. They didn't see me @ all. They were in deep conversation and standing right up against each other while John was rubbing her tummy w/ his index finger while she was holding his other hand. I had to pee bad so I left. I came back and saw them w/ their backs to me. It looked like they were kissing but kinda hard to tell. I went back to the party and told my bf. _________ came back in a few minutes later and grabbed her friend and they left.


47 comments:

  1. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/01/blind-items-revealed_3880.html

    A-list chef? Ray Ray or Giada, I guess. I'm not sure if Giada is A-list, though, so Rachael Ray FTW.

    P.S. Gross. On both counts.

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  2. Rachel Ray is definitely A-list in the celebrity cook, talkshow host, magazine publishing world. I hate to admit it because I find her super annoying, but her magazine is great. And I also use her 30-minute Meal Cookbooks quite often.

    I also think Giada is A-list in the foodie world. I think she's the blind. She's MUCH sexier than Rachel. I can picture John with Giada more easily than with Rachel. Plus, I think Giada is a big phoney and her goody-goody front is just that - a front. Nobody who cooks all that great food should be that skinny. Never trust a skinny chef!!

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  3. Will put it up on facebook once I find it.

    Check the fan page.

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  4. At the time, the answer to the BI was definitely Rachael Ray. RR films in NYC and at that time JM was in concert at NYC's Beacon Theater, if this is the same woman then it is definitely RR

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  5. It was Rachel Ray, she bragged about the great sex to friends...

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  6. Just one thing I wanted to know since JM keeps getting so much celebrity tail, does this mean he is a master cunnilinguist or has a Rubirosa type cock or both?!?! Anyone know?

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  7. paula deen for the win.

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  8. Anonymous2:34 PM

    Last month Giada was at the NYC Food and Wine Festival and the party was in the Boom Boom Room at the Standard Hotel which is on the roof. Does John Mayer live in NYC or was this in LA?

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  9. Oh come on! Even John Mayer has somne standards! Rachel Ray?! NFW.

    Giada? yea, I'll buy that. Besides Giada's husband is kind of dorky looking.

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  10. If John Mayer liked Kim K. I could see how he would like Rachel R. as well.

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  11. I hope he is using protection while he is boinking all these women. Probably another walking std.

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  12. Mayer lives in NYC at the moment.

    So does Ray.

    I thought the original blind was Ray, because she is known around here as someone who likes her alcohol and who talks annoyingly loudly when she drinks. So I figured yeah, he'll hook up with anything that moves, she's in a "meh" marriage, one or both got toasted, I can see it.

    But I can't imagine Mayer carrying on a longterm thing with her. He has a much more cookie cutter ideal of beauty, I think. Plus such a high opinion of himself. Giada, now that's glamour, beauty, the European thing, the whole deal. I could definitely seeing him feeding his ego with that. (And isn't she a tad older than him? That would feed her ego as well...)

    It's one or the other...damn, wish I knew which!

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  13. I don't think it's Giada. I watched a show on her awhile back and it showed how her grandfather is the famous movie director Dino De Laurentis and how she was asked many times to be an actress and she told them no, and went off to culinary school. Also, on her show one day she had a couple of guests and they were the people that Giada worked for for years as their personal household chef. I mean can you imagine having a super famous grandfather and a golden ticket to get in show biz and you go off to cooking school and work as someones household staff? I think that kinda proves she's down to earth. Plus she mentioned something about being with her husband for like a ridiculous amount of time, 15 years or so, and he's not attractive. I don't know how you could be anymore down to earth than that.

    Now, the other day Kim Kardashian's mom Kris was on Rachael Ray's show - and I found this little quote from the show:
    Rachael Ray asks why Kim Kardashian is reportedly dating John Mayer when she told her to date a gardner!
    http://tv.gawker.com/5678902/kris-jenner-gives-rachael-ray-the-scoop-about-daughter-kim-kardashians-dating-life

    Maybe she was a bit jealous and brought it up for personal reasons?

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  14. Oh also, this was from the NYP 2 years ago:

    CRINGE frontman John Cusimano may not be spending every day with his wife of almost two years, Rachael Ray, for much longer. Insiders say Ray and Cusimano are "going through a messy breakup." A source close to the couple told Page Six, "Her mother is in town from Lake George to help Rachael find an apartment." Rumors of their split have been circulating ever since the National Enquirer reported last November that Cusimano paid Jeaninne Walz up to $500 a session to spit on him and rub her feet on his face in 2000, before he met Ray.

    So Rachael's husband hires hookers. I guess she figures he cheats so why shouldn't she.

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  15. Can't understand why people think Giada is pretty OR sexy. She's annoying. Can't stand her or her show.

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  16. Rachel Ray isn't doing it for me. I'm going to go with someone really off the wall like Paula Dean. I can see the King Douche having a granny fetish.

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  17. MM - that made me laugh!

    Favorite part of the blind is how the source tells us she needed to pee really badly.

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  18. I'm not feeling these two guesses. I could be wrong though.

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  19. Giada has always acted crazy over her hubby, Todd, and as we know Rachael doesn't. I hope like hell it's not Giada (even though I could see John going after her) and since Rachael has more of a tummy to rub, I'll go with E V O NO.

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  20. I'm with Montana on this one--what the hell has he got going for him? Everyone knows what a doucheweasel he is, but somehow he's still getting more ass than a toilet seat in a Garden State Parkway rest stop? What gives? You'd think that after he shot his mouth off over Jessica Simpson, he'd be persona non grata--are there that many insecure women out there? (And what's this I hear that "Your Body is a Wonderland" was written about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Anyone else know about that?) Sheesh...

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  21. Spit on him and then rub his feet??
    What the fuck is wrong with people and their bazoinkers fetishes!!!???

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  22. Back to the original blind...I could see RR being a loud mouth so I still think it's her too. And, I really don't want it to be Giada. I like her recipes and show much better that RR.

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  23. Is this guy's cock made out of gold!

    He's so ugly.
    Gross.

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  24. "(And what's this I hear that "Your Body is a Wonderland" was written about Jennifer Love Hewitt? Anyone else know about that?) Sheesh..."

    LOL!!!

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  25. Well you could look at it like, he's got a LOT of references! I mean if that many people have slept with him, and seem to keep going back for more, there must be something good there, right? Part of me thinks, well, yah I'd do it, just to see what all the fuss is about! (but I'd make him double wrap it.)

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  26. Not Giada, definitely. Unless she has suddenly been possessed by another personality.

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  27. Years ago, right before I went into rehab, I was doing meth and smoking coke with a bunch of skeezy people (who else would do that anyway) and we turned on Giada's show. It was mesmerizing, pornographic, and ultimately horrifying to watch her constantly taste things and make weird orgasmic expressions over every edible item on the counter. To this day, even after years of sobriety, I can't watch her without shuddering. "It's sooooooo gooooooodddddd......"

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  28. The song is indeed about Jennifer Love Hewitt, who he dated for a couple years when he first hit the scene. I've always assumed it was a "feel better about yourself, baby" song, because the girl has some notorious body issues she's dealing with. That being said, I think his slide into doucheyness has only happened since he became a household name. If you look back at interviews early in his career, he seemed to be a lot more down to earth and had a smaller head on his shoulders. Oh, and my guess for the bv? Sandra Lee, baby. I know, I know, probably not too likely, and I wouldn't call her a-list, but wouldn't it just be delicious if John Mayer was carrying on an affair with the governor of New York's wife?

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  29. I can't stand Giada, and I like Rachael, but I think it is RR for the win. :(

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  30. @Em Cue Em - Sandra Lee and Cuomo aren't married, just dating. Check today's NYP.

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  31. I think Giada's pretty but not so sexy. She is totally hiding under that super-sweet/perfect whippet-skinny facade though.

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  32. Going back to the blind, I don't think Rachel Ray is only A list in some "insulated world" ... she's everywhere. She's got a million magazines and cookbooks that, at my grocery stores anyway, are in special displays in the meat section, the produce section, and at the check-out. She's got a talk show. She's doing commercials. She has a DOG food, for goodness sake. She's the author of a way of abbreviated talking "delish", etc.

    I'm not feeling this for her, either, although I did think that cooking celebs is where this is going.

    Giada's A-list enough to host one of the reality competitions and haved the contestants get all swoony about her being involved, so that's a possibility. I mean, if this was years ago, I would have guessed Martha Stewart for this one.

    I'm pitching Alex Guarnaschelli.

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  33. @barton fink: your story was hilarious. ive never done anything as hard as that but i know i have weird associations with things i watch while high and what i pick up on.

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  34. Barton Fink: Your story was highly amusing. I saw Giada on a show, waxing rhapsodically about this dish she had eaten, and it was driving me nuts. The way she kept saying crunch particularly stayed with me. I can imagine how disturbing she would be if you were high.

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  35. I knew someone whho went to Berkley School of music w/ JM and they said he has always been a jerk..Fame didn't make him so, he was born that way. RR for the win. Not so much who would HE do (everyone!) but would Rachel do him? Yeah..My husband says her eyes look dead and he thinks she's creepy.

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  36. Seems like Giada would be more JM's type than Rachael. But I don't consider Giada a celebrity as much as Rachael. Who else could it be really?? Rachael is kind of nerdy, so it's kind of a funny story really. Maybe JM is the one who is sexual napalm if he gets that much ass.

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  37. Well ...maybe it is Rachel Ray. Check out this link and scroll down to the post from March 4.

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  38. duh. Here's the link:
    http://foodnetworkhumor.com/category/food-network-hosts/rachael-ray/page/4/

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  39. @white lorelei - I'm going to be reading that blog for the rest of the night! Hilarious. I still haven't found the post you mentioned yet.

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  40. Ricki Lake.

    1) There were pictures of she and John Mayer flirting a while back, and they admitted to a mutual crush.
    http://www.google.com/search?q=john+mayer+ricki+lake&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

    2) She did "real television" (The Ricki Lake Show), but is more like a "reality star"

    3) She is married.

    4) In the world of talk show hosts of the '00s, she "would be considered A list and is certainly very popular.

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  41. Okay, I've been snooping for a day, now. Based on my investigations, I feel if this is really true, the chef in question would definitely be Giada. I have many reasons for this. You have to trust me on this one.

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  42. 1. Her favorite musician on Facebook is JM
    2. She has a body to die for. Perfect "sexual napalm".
    3. Have you seen her husband?
    4. In an interview a couple of years back she listed "Continuum" as one of her 2 favorite albums.
    5. She also listed JM's song "Say" as a good dining song.
    6. 3 years ago, she and JM both participated in a benefit show together.
    7. For 7 months, up until Fall of 2009, JM lived not far from Giada's home in Malibu, while recording "Battle Studies".
    8. People who seem to have some knowledge of her growing up years say that Giada is misleading in talking about her background. They also say that she is not necessarily the person she is presented to be, by the star maker machinery. They also say she is not always forthcoming.

    RR just lives in NYC and she's chunky. Though she's fun, I don't think, physically, she's his type. Giada was in NYC last month.

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  43. Anonymous10:42 PM

    Awesome job of snooping Teri! If she is doing Mayer then she must be into some kinky shit? There's another side to miss perfect.

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  44. Star Magazine is saying it is Giada:

    http://www.starmagazine.com/john_mayer_giada_de_laurentiis/news/17556

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  45. Anonymous10:18 AM

    Its Giada
    http://perezhilton.com/2010-11-10-john-mayer-rumored-affair-with-food-network-star-giada-de-laurentiis

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  46. it has to be Giada why would there be public accusations for nothing?

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/giada-de-laurentiis-john-mayer-cheating-rumors_n_6436138

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